Monkeys Fist 47322 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Alex said: Sounds like we’ve all met but we just don’t really remember it I’ve almost definitely stumbled past you on the way in/out of the park for a Devils Lettuce 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20297 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I miss Best Scotch. You can’t get it anywhere down here. I was emailing some poor lassie at McEwans last year trying to find some. There’s absolutely fuck all in the South East and they don’t do cans any more (mind you they were a bit shite compared to the draught). Cockneys man, IPA, lager and fucking whelks. The one you’ve got to come back for. FFS 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53992 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Click in for the thread. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47322 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I miss Best Scotch. You can’t get it anywhere down here. I was emailing some poor lassie at McEwans last year trying to find some. There’s absolutely fuck all in the South East and they don’t do cans any more (mind you they were a bit shite compared to the draught). Cockneys man, IPA, lager and fucking whelks. The one you’ve got to come back for. FFS 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Cask Ex(hibition) was the Holy Grail of beer at the time for our lot Fucking lovely stuff, totally different to the fizzy piss of the same name that fuelled 90% of the Black Garter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38599 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I miss Best Scotch. You can’t get it anywhere down here. I was emailing some poor lassie at McEwans last year trying to find some. There’s absolutely fuck all in the South East and they don’t do cans any more (mind you they were a bit shite compared to the draught). Cockneys man, IPA, lager and fucking whelks. The one you’ve got to come back for. FFS Remember the weird ‘alive and kicking’ McEwans Lager advert? Or the McEwans Export one with Scottish Cavalier except he was a dummy? Sat on the beach - “just look at those shores” “what shores?” “Thanks, I’ll have a McEwans Export”. Fucking hell, the absolute shit your long term memory retains. I can’t even remember what I had for me tea most days 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38599 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Click in for the thread. Didn’t he travel abroad at Xmas meaning he’s triple jabbed. Pretty sure someone photographed him at Heathrow wearing a mask too. The fucking turbo-nonce (allegedly/gdpr) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35105 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 My favourite reply. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47322 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Alex said: Remember the weird ‘alive and kicking’ McEwans Lager advert? Or the McEwans Export one with Scottish Cavalier except he was a dummy? Sat on the beach - “just look at those shores” “what shores?” “Thanks, I’ll have a McEwans Export”. Fucking hell, the absolute shit your long term memory retains. I can’t even remember what I had for me tea most days 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7734 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 I remember being a bit blown away by that advert first time I saw it, partly because of itself and partly as it was for that utter pish. The cocaine was clearly stronger in the 80s. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20297 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 15 minutes ago, Alex said: Remember the weird ‘alive and kicking’ McEwans Lager advert? Or the McEwans Export one with Scottish Cavalier except he was a dummy? Sat on the beach - “just look at those shores” “what shores?” “Thanks, I’ll have a McEwans Export”. Fucking hell, the absolute shit your long term memory retains. I can’t even remember what I had for me tea most days "What do you call a small Kangaroo?" "Wallaby" "Thanks I'll have a McEwans export" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12522 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7734 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Aye, that's it, rub it in lads. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53992 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Another successful bomb defusal from Rees-Mogg in the commons just now. When asked by Chris Bryant about the Afghan dog stuff, he accused Bryant of "fussing over a few animals". I'd love to kick his face in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 39123 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 2 hours ago, trophyshy said: I miss Best Scotch. You can’t get it anywhere down here. I was emailing some poor lassie at McEwans last year trying to find some. There’s absolutely fuck all in the South East and they don’t do cans any more (mind you they were a bit shite compared to the draught). Cockneys man, IPA, lager and fucking whelks. The one you’ve got to come back for. FFS The Clock used to have best scotch not too long ago and also the Scrogg. (Trouble is you've got to go in there to buy it and drink it). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 39123 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Click in for the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20297 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/liz-truss-australia-private-jet-flight-b2001692.html 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35105 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 On 26/01/2022 at 12:21, ewerk said: Who is the little unmasked bearded monkey to Johnson’s right who keeps roaring like his team have scored a goal in the Cup Final? That's the fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 8179 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 27 minutes ago, ewerk said: That's the fucker. Jonathan Gullis. He's being ripped apart on Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35105 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Fucking typical Stoke knuckle draggers who voted him in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 299 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Florida's orrider than Whitley Bay. No Mckewans best scotch in the USA. Used to sing that in Florida, no one laughed... not much changed. Edited January 27, 2022 by scoobos 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53992 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 So the Met has now put out a statement saying it's asked that only minimal reference be made in the Sue Gray report to the parties that they're investigating. In other words, take all the serious stuff out. So the Sue Gray report will now be a damp squib, the Met will take weeks/months to complete their investigation and all of the details will be kept under wraps sufficiently enough to allow Johnson to skate. This absolutely fucking reeks. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 8179 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 We all fucking knew it was coming though. The amount of times that bumbling cunt has uttered "I urge to wait for the Sue Gray report...." you just know his cretins have been busy redacting it. How long does it take to release a report? They didn't spend this long looking for WMD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35105 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 31 minutes ago, Gemmill said: So the Met has now put out a statement saying it's asked that only minimal reference be made in the Sue Gray report to the parties that they're investigating. In other words, take all the serious stuff out. So the Sue Gray report will now be a damp squib, the Met will take weeks/months to complete their investigation and all of the details will be kept under wraps sufficiently enough to allow Johnson to skate. This absolutely fucking reeks. If you're going to take an extremely optimistic view then it means that the Met have discovered crimes that would be prosecuted at Crown court level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53992 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Unlikely though, given they've barely even started their investigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 8179 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 I smell a fucking cover up and whitewash TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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