adios 717 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34863 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 is it? apologies - the plagiarism wasn't intentional. you must have planted the seed in my subconscious as i genuinely thought i'd just come up with that. [emoji38] http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/33906-europe-in-or-out/page-89#entry1413671 Here you go. There's nothing wrong with quoting great men though, so no offence taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12480 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 She looks like Edgar the cockroach off Men in Black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17869 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Am fairly sure CT would take it from her with a strap on though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26558 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 That's the only way she can have sex. Her vag must be drier than the Sahara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14110 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 When it could be drier than a British desert? Never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38914 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Minge like a turtles throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 You know you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38914 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I always value your contributions in this thread, rare though they are. Can't be arsed with Tubs' crack most of the time, however, see below Am the same, 47 this month and being completely honest my life is fuckin great. But others of our age have a world view that starts and ends with what Murdoch and Dacre tell them, and if they do see the the social problems that 40 years of globalised horseshit has caused the aforementioned members of the third estate are on hand to reassure them that these sad souls only have themselves to blame. I've often wondered how someone of our generation and upbringing could be a Tory, and I've been about pondering Jar Jar the Cabby in particular this afternoon. How could he grow up under Thatcher, in the North East, and think she and her various Cabinets were anything other than grade A cunts? I thought it from the moment I was capable of political thought, probably helped along by my older brother who was heavily involved in supporting the miners during the strike( he performed in the Concert for Heroes at the Albert Hall in 1986, as did Lindisfarne, Weller, etc). I realised it (their cuntery) then, and I recognise it now, if anything they've upped the ante. Then I realised, CT is different to me and you. For a cone-headed, buck-toothed, sparrow-shouldered ginger, the 80s must've been a tough time. A bloke can only take so much rejection, and after yet another night spent sitting in the corner at Walkers or the Mayfair, watching the likes of me and PaddockLad fighting off the blart, it's easy to see how he'd come to hate his more handsome, less ginger contemporaries. And then...... the conversion. The new manager at SCS arrives, a former RGS boy called Marcus, or fucking Jeremy, whatever, and he's different. He's posh, wears pink shirts blazers and chinos, (rugby shirts on dress down Friday), and, importantly, he doesn't ignore our Ginger Golem. He cracks jokes with Tubs, calling the punters Plebs and Oiks ( out of earshot, naturally), brings Blue Nun for the staff tombola, gives him sales tips on flogging the utterly pointless Dralon Stainguard Treatment to grannies who can't afford it ( " fuck 'em, think of the commission Smeagol). And idolises Thatcher. Granted, he's shagging Debbie from Accounts and Customer Complaints that CT has secretly loved from the day he saw her, but hey, Marcus/fucking Jeremy gives our boy some attention! A few years on, a promotion to deputy part-time managers assistant in the Leather suites and Pouffes section, the Tory conversion is well under way. When MfJ gives the Goober tickets to a sportmans dinner where he meets Beardsley and other players ( and gets a Polaroid taken! The roughnecks in the warehouse will be soooo jealous!) it's a done deal. Tory Boy is born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 that is gold. you should start a satirical biography in the style HMHM used for Ryder's secret diary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38914 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 "Woke up. Still ginger Had some chips. What's bong? " Every day for 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17869 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 (edited) :lol: Completely nailed it. Edited October 5, 2016 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Great read MF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38914 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I had to do something to get the image of Theresa's hydrophobic axe-wound out of my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 funny as that is the thumb looking shite will be thriving off the attention as per Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Ouch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 good, if troubling read. http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/10/05/the-tories-have-finally-become-ukip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 May about to unleash Keynesian fiscal policy on the UK. (According to Newsnight). I feel a flop coming on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 dammit CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14110 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Thin cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 Thin cunt. Ooh you smooth talker you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Smooth like a cone dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14667 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Can't be arsed with Tubs' crack most of the time, however, see below I've often wondered how someone of our generation and upbringing could be a Tory, and I've been about pondering Jar Jar the Cabby in particular this afternoon. How could he grow up under Thatcher, in the North East, and think she and her various Cabinets were anything other than grade A cunts? I thought it from the moment I was capable of political thought, probably helped along by my older brother who was heavily involved in supporting the miners during the strike( he performed in the Concert for Heroes at the Albert Hall in 1986, as did Lindisfarne, Weller, etc). I realised it (their cuntery) then, and I recognise it now, if anything they've upped the ante. Then I realised, CT is different to me and you. For a cone-headed, buck-toothed, sparrow-shouldered ginger, the 80s must've been a tough time. A bloke can only take so much rejection, and after yet another night spent sitting in the corner at Walkers or the Mayfair, watching the likes of me and PaddockLad fighting off the blart, it's easy to see how he'd come to hate his more handsome, less ginger contemporaries. And then...... the conversion. The new manager at SCS arrives, a former RGS boy called Marcus, or fucking Jeremy, whatever, and he's different. He's posh, wears pink shirts blazers and chinos, (rugby shirts on dress down Friday), and, importantly, he doesn't ignore our Ginger Golem. He cracks jokes with Tubs, calling the punters Plebs and Oiks ( out of earshot, naturally), brings Blue Nun for the staff tombola, gives him sales tips on flogging the utterly pointless Dralon Stainguard Treatment to grannies who can't afford it ( " fuck 'em, think of the commission Smeagol). And idolises Thatcher. Granted, he's shagging Debbie from Accounts and Customer Complaints that CT has secretly loved from the day he saw her, but hey, Marcus/fucking Jeremy gives our boy some attention! A few years on, a promotion to deputy part-time managers assistant in the Leather suites and Pouffes section, the Tory conversion is well under way. When MfJ gives the Goober tickets to a sportmans dinner where he meets Beardsley and other players ( and gets a Polaroid taken! The roughnecks in the warehouse will be soooo jealous!) it's a done deal. Tory Boy is born. that has such a ring of truth to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14667 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) good, if troubling read. http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/10/05/the-tories-have-finally-become-ukip It's just crossed my mind about the foreign doctors that it may be a tactic to hurry along full NHS privitasation; " can't recruit enough doctors here in 2020, but this nice man from PPP can supply enough to run that entire hospital" Edited October 6, 2016 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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