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21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, I’m sure you could have done without that diagnosis. 
 

Was it something you were aware of or did it come totally out of the blue?

 

Had extreme versions of déjà vu since around 2022 I think, now and then, maybe once every few weeks sometimes longer sometimes shorter, lasts around 30 seconds to a minute, very hard to explain tbh but nothing like normal déjà vu which everybody has. After the first few times when I thought I was going mental I actually recognised there might be something wrong and when I knew it was happening would almost study it myself. I eventually told the missus but left it at that. I saw a GP around January in case it was a prelude to dementia or something so he referred me to neurology which I went to on Friday. From the conversation he said it could be a temporal lobe epilepsy so has booked me in for the MRI and an ECG. I'm perfectly fine when it happens, am aware of it and even tell the wife and kids when it's happening. They say I just stare at them or the TV amazed and almost laughing as I'm at that moment listening to what's being said and 'know' what's going to be said. It's very weird. I mean, I always knew I was a sandwich short of a picnic but wasn't expecting this! :lol:

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9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I'll be too busy announcing Leighton Baines signing, MF. Sorry. 

Can you definitively tell us what happened to Tranquillo Barnetta? I’m tired of not knowing.

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2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Had extreme versions of déjà vu since around 2022 I think, now and then, maybe once every few weeks sometimes longer sometimes shorter, lasts around 30 seconds to a minute, very hard to explain tbh but nothing like normal déjà vu which everybody has. After the first few times when I thought I was going mental I actually recognised there might be something wrong and when I knew it was happening would almost study it myself. I eventually told the missus but left it at that. I saw a GP around January in case it was a prelude to dementia or something so he referred me to neurology which I went to on Friday. From the conversation he said it could be a temporal lobe epilepsy so has booked me in for the MRI and an ECG. I'm perfectly fine when it happens, am aware of it and even tell the wife and kids when it's happening. They say I just stare at them or the TV amazed and almost laughing as I'm at that moment listening to what's being said and 'know' what's going to be said. It's very weird. I mean, I always knew I was a sandwich short of a picnic but wasn't expecting this! :lol:

 

You've told this story before mate.

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Can you definitively tell us what happened to Tranquillo Barnetta? I’m tired of not knowing.

After it didn’t work out as a professional footballer they opened a chain of chilled out barber shops 👍🏻

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2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Cheers lads, it may be something else or I may actually be psychic so could have an alternative living if they're looking for a Derek Acorah replacement? :lol:

They already had Nic Cage playing you in a film about this 20 years ago tbh so hopefully you’ve suffered enough already. It was either called knowing or next and I’m sure both films were more or less the same and equally terrible :lol:

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38 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

echo what others have said @Howmanheyman - what a shit hand. hopefully it's something that can be managed and isn't too disruptive. on the bright side, it sounds like your seizures, if that's what they are, are on the less extreme end of the scale. 

 

I haven't ruled out super hero powers tbh, watch this space. :good:

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I haven't ruled out super hero powers tbh, watch this space. :good:

 

If it truly is psychic super-powers, don't let them medicate it out of you until you've helped me uncover the identity of Zowie Fenderblast. People have to know!

 

More seriously, look after yourself man! You'll be driving again before you know it. I used to work for a guy (who incidentally married into my extended family) has what sounds like a far more extreme form of epilepsy and still is able to drive on the daily. 

 

Make the most of the break from driving responsibilities. There's a lot to be said for Uber, home deliveries and pints at lunchtime. And while Uber and delivery drivers are clearly being exploited, you conscience is clean because it's just a temporary measure and those fuckers can still drive.

 

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