What's Currently Wrong With You

[Alex 38462]

3 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Great band

Mid 90s Scottish IDM duo 

[RobinRobin 13267]

8 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Absolutely dreading that some of this shit will be coming my way in my 40s  

Definitely coming my way - referral awaited  

[RobinRobin 13267]

On 29/06/2025 at 02:49, Gemmill said:

I reckon they just got one look at the captain of team handsome and thought fuck it I'm getting a look at his balls too. 

 

8 hours ago, Renton said:

 

FYP

[Kid Dynamite 8153]

12 hours ago, Renton said:

 

 he not dissimilar looking tbf

[wykikitoon 24515]

Well the person with ADHD has handed in their notice when I was off last week.  AND before you CUNTS say it's because of me.  Well, it isn't.  They're moving to Canada because their partner has got a job there. 

[PaddockLad 20254]

23 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Well the person with ADHD has handed in their notice when I was off last week.  AND before you CUNTS say it's because of me.  Well, it isn't.  They're moving to Canada because their partner has got a job there. 

 

[Howmanheyman 38975]

29 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Well the person with ADHD has handed in their notice when I was off last week.  AND before you CUNTS say it's because of me.  Well, it isn't.  They're moving to Canada because their partner has got a job there. 

 

Lass with ADHD: "We decided against the move in the end, my ADHD has calmed down a bit and it is a bit of an upheaval what with...."

 

Door opens:

 

"How do? Wykiki, here! I say what I like and I like what I say! ADHD did I hear you say? Sounds like a shit rock tribute band, luv!"

 

Lass with ADHD: [phones partner] "What time's the next flight, darling?"

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 47256]

X-Ray booked tomorrow for yay/nay on a new hip. 
 

I’ll be taking along £25 and asking if they can sort me out with a bit of medicinal green, too. 

[ewerk 35003]

I reckon if Starmer wants to sort out NHS funding then just kill off every member of TT over 45. That should sort it out.

[PaddockLad 20254]

47 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I reckon if Starmer wants to sort out NHS funding then just kill off every member of TT over 45. That should sort it out.

 

Funny you should mention that..I've got to go to the hospital a week tomorrow to see the allergy department...it's all related to my Eosinophilic asthma...basically am now suffering from chronic Urticaria (basically hives) where my body is producing huge amounts of excess histimine and it breaks out on my skin all over my body most days and most of the time. I can feel it on my face as I type this. At some point every day its fucking unbearable. So together with my monthly (self)  injection for the asthma I'm going to be doing one for the hives too. Next Weds is my instruction session with the frankly very hot indeed allergy nurse Ciara

 

The good doctor @Renton will no doubt be keen to put a figure on the cost of this course of indefinite treatment, to be added to the £12k p.a. that he told me my asthma treatment was costing the country....

 

LONG LIVE THE NHS

 

 

Edited 8 hours ago by PaddockLad

[Renton 25046]

56 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I reckon if Starmer wants to sort out NHS funding then just kill off every member of TT over 45. That should sort it out.

 

Am a fucking health economist you cunt, rationing NHS resources is my job.

 

I've said it before, the most cost effective healthcare intervention, using current cost effectiveness methodology, for old people is actually a gun. Seriously.  But we need to keep people like me to make these realisations cos you kids are thick as fuck. 👍

[Gemmill 53771]

17 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Funny you should mention that..I've got to go to the hospital a week tomorrow to see the allergy department...it's all related to my Eosinophilic asthma...basically am now suffering from chronic Urticaria (basically hives) where my body is producing huge amounts of excess histimine and it breaks out on my skin all over my body most days and most of the time. I can feel it on my face as I type this. At some point every day its fucking unbearable. So together with my monthly (self)  injection for the asthma I'm going to be doing one for the hives too. Next Weds is my instruction session with the frankly very hot indeed allergy nurse Ciara

 

The good doctor @Renton will no doubt be keen to put a figure on the cost of this course of indefinite treatment, to be added to the £12k p.a. that he told me my asthma treatment was costing the country....

 

LONG LIVE THE NHS

 

 

 

That sounds awful, hope you get sorted with this injection. 

 

Let me know if you want a referral for some of the good stuff.

 

[Renton 25046]

17 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Funny you should mention that..I've got to go to the hospital a week tomorrow to see the allergy department...it's all related to my Eosinophilic asthma...basically am now suffering from chronic Urticaria (basically hives) where my body is producing huge amounts of excess histimine and it breaks out on my skin all over my body most days and most of the time. I can feel it on my face as I type this. At some point every day its fucking unbearable. So together with my monthly (self)  injection for the asthma I'm going to be doing one for the hives too. Next Weds is my instruction session with the frankly very hot indeed allergy nurse Ciara

 

The good doctor @Renton will no doubt be keen to put a figure on the cost of this course of indefinite treatment, to be added to the £12k p.a. that he told me my asthma treatment was costing the country....

 

LONG LIVE THE NHS

 

 

 

 

Talk of the devil.

 

Toontastic, falling to bits since 2004.

 

You need this.

 

[Howmanheyman 38975]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

X-Ray booked tomorrow for yay/nay on a new hip. 
 

I’ll be taking along £25 and asking if they can sort me out with a bit of medicinal green, too. 

 

They might sort you with some of those blue pills if you ask nicely? 

 

@PaddockLad hope you get it sorted, doesn't sound pleasant, I keep getting the picture of the Scottish bloke in Austin Powers, now.

[Monkeys Fist 47256]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Next Weds is my instruction session with the frankly very hot indeed allergy nurse Ciara

I’m utterly convinced that there’s a secret selection process at the end of training where they put the sexy wenches in to the most embarrassing department’s and the plain Jane’s and boilers get put in the dept’s where you can keep your dignity. 
 

“ Oh, Mr. PL, your face looks like a badly topped meat feast pizza, and I see you need a prostate exam too? 
Follow Nurse Trixie Fox and she’ll utterly destroy any self esteem you once had. 
 

“ You need a foot x-Ray?
Gunhilde here will be glad to take care of you, just try not to look at her face for too long.”