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1 hour ago, strawb said:

I don’t really know you but I have an intimate knowledge of cancer recovery so if you want to talk to anyone just dm me. No pressure, hope you’re doing ok.

 

Thanks Strawb, appreciate it, obviously still trying to get my head around it. Petscan said it was just in the prostate, so hopefully. Will know in eight weeks when I have the first post op PSA.
As I was saying to Alex, it's been all a bit of a blur from late June when something might be up, to Friday's surgery. Think the hardest bit was between the confirmation of being cancer, which I got told on my 57th birthday, to getting the results back from the petscan.
If people don't know and seeing this place is 99% male, prostate cancer won't kill you, it's the cancer it metastasizes into, so get checked you old cunts.

Thanks all for the well wishes. Have to say, I've got an average size cock, and the catheter is just bareable, I'd hate to be hung like a chinese mouse and trying to get around with one of these in!

 

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

@sammynb good luck mate, hope the missus isn't too disappointed :good:

 

Rob, it's probably the first time in 20 odd years she isn't disappointed as now I'll have actual buy her jewellery  :lol:
BTW you got tickets to go see the Saints yet? FFS, it's in the next few weeks and TFS (Tropical Fuck Storm) over over there now as well, so go see them too.

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3 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

Hey RR, hope you are okay and working through it.
My old man was an absolute cunt and I hadn't spoken to him for over 30 years when he past, although he did try in his last six months to reconnect. Sometimes it just is what it is. But hope you find where you need to be.

So after listening to snotty Scotty's woes, I don't feel so bad now, as I sit here with a bag of my piss strapped to my leg, a tube connected to it from the end of my cock, six glued up holes in my stomach and no longer being able to give my lovely wife a pearl necklace anytime she wants it!
But hey, be like me and Mr T, cancer and prostate free!
Oops, excuse me, I have to empty the bag.

Thanks for the kind thoughts but more sorry to hear about your issues (especially with a visit to the urologist booked in a few weeks 🙂). 

Hope all goes well for the next psa. 

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6 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

Hey RR, hope you are okay and working through it.
My old man was an absolute cunt and I hadn't spoken to him for over 30 years when he past, although he did try in his last six months to reconnect. Sometimes it just is what it is. But hope you find where you need to be.

So after listening to snotty Scotty's woes, I don't feel so bad now, as I sit here with a bag of my piss strapped to my leg, a tube connected to it from the end of my cock, six glued up holes in my stomach and no longer being able to give my lovely wife a pearl necklace anytime she wants it!
But hey, be like me and Mr T, cancer and prostate free!
Oops, excuse me, I have to empty the bag.

 

Jesus, sounds like you've been through some shit. Pleased to hear it sounds like you've caught it quickly. 

 

Hope you're home recovering with the missus and dog(s?) now, and hope all goes well with the recovery. 

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3 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Thanks for the kind thoughts but more sorry to hear about your issues (especially with a visit to the urologist booked in a few weeks 🙂). 

Hope all goes well for the next psa. 

 

Thanks RR, better to see the urologist too early than too late. you'll be fine.

 

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Jesus, sounds like you've been through some shit. Pleased to hear it sounds like you've caught it quickly. 

 

Hope you're home recovering with the missus and dog(s?) now, and hope all goes well with the recovery. 

 

Thanks G dog, yes only in hospital for two night, so came home yesterday, they glue you up so you can get home quicker. Only the one terror at the moment but he's only 16 months and cannot understand why he cannot jump on me or that the bag on my leg isn't a huge peemail for his sniffing enjoyment!

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Just seen this now, Sammy, I'm sorry to hear about your troubles mate, having bother in those regions is a bit of a nightmare, hope it's temporary if possible? 

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13 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

Hey RR, hope you are okay and working through it.
My old man was an absolute cunt and I hadn't spoken to him for over 30 years when he past, although he did try in his last six months to reconnect. Sometimes it just is what it is. But hope you find where you need to be.

So after listening to snotty Scotty's woes, I don't feel so bad now, as I sit here with a bag of my piss strapped to my leg, a tube connected to it from the end of my cock, six glued up holes in my stomach and no longer being able to give my lovely wife a pearl necklace anytime she wants it!
But hey, be like me and Mr T, cancer and prostate free!
Oops, excuse me, I have to empty the bag.


jeez mate, that’s a rough hand. 
 

get well soon man. 

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Bloody hell Sammy! 
 

Tell your tadger to get well soon. 
 

I was looking at pearl necklaces in the jewellers the other day, but they threw me out when I turned the volume up. 

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Just to echo what others have said, sorry you'vehad to go through this. I noticed your absence in the last few months. Sounds like you've got a great attitude though, please join us placing pins in the virtual voodoo doll of the skinny rat. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

please join us placing pins in the virtual voodoo doll of the skinny rat. 

Sammy pushing one in to the Biffen’s Bridge, all the way up to the pinhead. 
 

“ Facken have that, ya cunt!” 

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7 hours ago, Renton said:

Just to echo what others have said, sorry you'vehad to go through this. I noticed your absence in the last few months. Sounds like you've got a great attitude though, please join us placing pins in the virtual voodoo doll of the skinny rat. 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Sammy pushing one in to the Biffen’s Bridge, all the way up to the pinhead. 
 

“ Facken have that, ya cunt!” 

 

Tell you what, in a world of oversharing, post prostate biopsy, when they go through the perineum, there is nothing more horrific than blasting out dead blood when you are trying to make the wife a plaster's radio! Definite mood killer, not that I think it would upset Isnake the rat.

Hopefully the rat has fucked himself with his choices and actions.

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10 minutes ago, sammynb said:

there is nothing more horrific than blasting out dead blood when you are trying to make the wife a plaster's radio

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… and the prize for “posts I wish I hadn’t read” goes to Sammy. :lol:

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56 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

 

Tell you what, in a world of oversharing, post prostate biopsy, when they go through the perineum, there is nothing more horrific than blasting out dead blood when you are trying to make the wife a plaster's radio! Definite mood killer, not that I think it would upset Isnake the rat.

Hopefully the rat has fucked himself with his choices and actions.


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Got a letter from my Dad yesterday which was anticipated but still a bit unsettling.  Full of cricket terminology (good innings and sad not to reach his ton), but also apologising for being the bearer of bad news. 

Most emotional I have been about his death.  

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Sorry for late mentions.

 

Condolences for your lose @RobinRobin. Hope you're doing a bit better each day. :) 

 

And to you too @sammynb. I've been through cancer myself. All the best mate. I hope your road to recovery is a clear and quick one. ❤️ 

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2 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Got a letter from my Dad yesterday which was anticipated but still a bit unsettling.  Full of cricket terminology (good innings and sad not to reach his ton), but also apologising for being the bearer of bad news. 

Most emotional I have been about his death.  

 

Fucking hell RR, mate yell at the sky, kick the neighbour's dog or the neighbour if yours is like mine but just let it out, don't bottle anything up. Hope you're okay.

 

45 minutes ago, toonotl said:

And to you too @sammynb. I've been through cancer myself. All the best mate. I hope your road to recovery is a clear and quick one. ❤️ 

 

Thanks toonotl, hoping so. 

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On 27/10/2025 at 20:56, sammynb said:

 

 

Tell you what, in a world of oversharing, post prostate biopsy, when they go through the perineum, there is nothing more horrific than blasting out dead blood when you are trying to make the wife a plaster's radio! Definite mood killer, not that I think it would upset Isnake the rat.

Hopefully the rat has fucked himself with his choices and actions.

As an experiencer of shitting out black and digested blood I find the real mood killer is the smell. It clings. You need to throw the bed and the wife out. The bed's ruined and she won't let you forget it :lol:

 

In all seriousness though, best of luck in your recovery, mate.

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19 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

As an experiencer of shitting out black and digested blood I find the real mood killer is the smell. It clings.

 

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8 hours ago, Dazzler said:

As an experiencer of shitting out black and digested blood I find the real mood killer is the smell. It clings. You need to throw the bed and the wife out. The bed's ruined and she won't let you forget it :lol:

 

In all seriousness though, best of luck in your recovery, mate.

 

Yes, the smell would be problematic but I can tell you, when she is expecting pearls and gets stinky rubies, it's hard to contain the disappointment. :lol:

Thanks Dazzler.

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On 18/10/2025 at 15:55, Howmanheyman said:

 

I get mine as a carer. 

I get mine because the underfunded NHS has me confused with someone else. Someone who's had an organ transplant and sickle cell anemia.

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1 minute ago, The Fish said:

I get mine because the underfunded NHS has me confused with someone else. Someone who's had an organ transplant and sickle cell anemia.

 

That's what they want you to think. 

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16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

That's what they want you to think. 

It's also why I got COVID jabs before it was cool, why I get to the front of the queue for various bits and bobs. I've got the golden ticket

 

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