Howmanheyman 26834 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Does the fish usually show up on your holidays?Harsh. He doesn't really whinge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Does the fish usually show up on your holidays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 About to get on an 11 hour flight with 5 year old and a toddler. What could possibly go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 About to get on an 11 hour flight with 5 year old and a toddler. What could possibly go wrong? Everything Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 About to get on an 11 hour flight with 5 year old and a toddler. What could possibly go wrong? Remember, the bears are more afraid of you than you are of them... maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 You need these. Lots of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 It went surprisingly well until landing when my 18 month old projectile vomited all over me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Christ Gloomy, ewerk meant for you to drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 34464 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Sat in the hotel bar waiting for the airport pickup shuttle. The crappest part of any holiday. Can heartily recommend Crete and this hotel in particular if anyone wants a week away with no kids (no under 18s allowed at this hotel, that's right babies, adults only). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Sat in the hotel bar waiting for the airport pickup shuttle. The crappest part of any holiday. Can heartily recommend Crete and this hotel in particular if anyone wants a week away with no kids (no under 18s allowed at this hotel, that's right babies, adults only). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Tell that to the 20 something Russian lass that's been parading around the pool looking like she was doing a photo shoot for a Russian Prostitutes 2017 Calendar. Your head would have looked like someone using a boiled egg as a spinning top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Did you go alone Gem? Did the absent milf not impact? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Tell that to the 20 something Russian lass that's been parading around the pool looking like she was doing a photo shoot for a Russian Prostitutes 2017 Calendar. Your head would have looked like someone using a boiled egg as a spinning top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Did you go alone Gem? Did the absent milf not impact? Nah, avec bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Drove over the Tioga pass the other day, California's highest road. A stunning, mountainous drive with a couple of absolutely terrifying moments with sheer drops at 9,000 feet and no crash barrier. Still no sign of bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I didn't do Tioga but did a similar (and though not as high) drive from the west to Yosemite and my wife was shitting herself* the whole way round. Gorgeous surroundings. *Not in the Stevie way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Fucking hell, holidaying with young kids is stressful and tiring. You can never relax for fear they are going to kill themselves by jumping off a balcony or drowning. Then there's the fact they are active all day so exhausten at night with attendant bad behaviour. This is minorca like, fuck california and the likes until they can drive. Also TOO FUCKING HOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Fucking hell, holidaying with young kids is stressful and tiring. You can never relax for fear they are going to kill themselves by jumping off a balcony or drowning. Then there's the fact they are active all day so exhausten at night with attendant bad behaviour. This is minorca like, fuck california and the likes until they can drive. Also TOO FUCKING HOT.Leave them at home. Adults only hotels are where it's at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Completely agree. Get me a child minder full time for a week and I'm on. Unfortunately not possible, my life is over for the foreseeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Completely agree. Get me a child minder full time for a week and I'm on. Unfortunately not possible, my life is over for the foreseeable. I'm Still in this position after 28 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5910 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I've got a 3 month old. It's like a military operation of you need to leave the house for longer than 3 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I've got a 3 month old. It's like a military operation of you need to leave the house for longer than 3 hours Literally exponentially harder the more you have. One seems like a piece of piss now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 You all need a child like mine. It's like travelling with a far more sensible grown-up than I'll ever be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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