ohhh_yeah 3073 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19675 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 09:30, Renton said: Fair point, although I guess now the queen is not their boss in any sense. Will they be as willing to tell themselves this lie for Charles? Expand How can you respect a man that needs someone to give him a hand to get dressed in the morning? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37781 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 About 25% of the UK population are ex-armed forces if Twitter is anything to go by 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52546 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 09:42, ohhh_yeah said: Expand Good for them. They're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23750 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 09:28, The Fish said: That's not woke, though. Didn't 'woke' begin as a term used by POC to label anyone aware of the issues that they're facing? It's since been bastardised by the right to as a replacement for Do-Gooders/Political Correctness/Health and Safety gone mad. Basically used to denigrate anyone with an overt social conscience? Expand There's been woke and then there's doing something in the fear of not being woke. I.e cancelling a fucking Guinea Pig Awareness week in the fear of backlash from utter nut jobs who somehow connect it to the Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37781 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 09:43, PaddockLad said: How can you respect a man that needs someone to give him a hand to get dressed in the morning? Expand Bit hypocritical given you wanted Stephen Hawking to be head of state 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46429 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 08:39, trophyshy said: They eat them in Peru. Expand Potatoes… … Bubble and Squeak? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7365 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 09:48, wykikitoon said: There's been woke and then there's doing something in the fear of not being woke. I.e cancelling a fucking Guinea Pig Awareness week in the fear of backlash from utter nut jobs who somehow connect it to the Queen. Expand 'Woke' is defined as being alert to racial prejudice and discrimination. This is neither 'woke', nor 'positive-woke'. Batshit crazy behaviour yes, but not 'woke'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11411 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 09:48, wykikitoon said: There's been woke and then there's doing something in the fear of not being woke. I.e cancelling a fucking Guinea Pig Awareness week in the fear of backlash from utter nut jobs who somehow connect it to the Queen. Expand I don't think that's the rationale mate. I don't think it's been cancelled to avoid a widespread backlash, I think it's been cancelled for the same reason businesses up and down the country have announced their offices are closed. Because we live in a constitutional democracy. Whatever it is, it's not 'woke'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 37980 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I'll be at the game on Saturday, I'll of course respect the minutes silence, why wouldn't I? However, if they play the Royal Tribute theme ('22 Charles remix) straight afterwards I'm fucked if I'll be joining in. I just hope there's no help for heroes twat next to me who objects as I'll not be in the mood to listen to their shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24485 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:23, ohhh_yeah said: Expand Seems like a completely proportionate use of time and resources so people can catch a glimpse of a wooden box draped in canvas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52546 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I remember when woke was something you could claim to be as a fucking joke. It's absolutely ludicrous that it's now been weaponised. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34214 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:38, Renton said: Seems like a completely proportionate use of time and resources so people can catch a glimpse of a wooden box draped in canvas. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52546 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:38, Renton said: Seems like a completely proportionate use of time and resources so people can catch a glimpse of a wooden box draped in canvas. Expand They reckon the queues could be up to 30 hours long. Even the lads off Stand By Me weren't that desperate to see a dead body. It would be a fitting tribute if some people died queueing to see a dead person. I hope there's some decent scraps break out. People pissing in bottles cos they don't want to lose their place. Just the normal stuff you've got to do when you want to see a dead body. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46429 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 You put your Leftist in Your Leftist out In, out, in, out, Shake it all about Oh Wokey Cokey Cokey! Sing it with me boys, don’t be shy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24485 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:41, Gemmill said: They reckon the queues could be up to 30 hours long. Even the lads off Stand By Me weren't that desperate to see a dead body. It would be a fitting tribute if some people died queueing to see a dead person. I hope there's some decent scraps break out. People pissing in bottles cos they don't want to lose their place. Just the normal stuff you've got to do when you want to see a dead body. Expand You're not allowed to bring any creature comforts like foldable chairs either. I hope it pisses down personally, but then I'm a cunt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46429 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:41, Gemmill said: They reckon the queues could be up to 30 hours long. Even the lads off Stand By Me weren't that desperate to see a dead body. It would be a fitting tribute if some people died queueing to see a dead person. I hope there's some decent scraps break out. People pissing in bottles cos they don't want to lose their place. Just the normal stuff you've got to do when you want to see a dead body. Expand I was just thinking, given the number of aging digestive tracts in that queue, it’s going to be fucking lifting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12123 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 All that to see a box with a flag on it, won't even be able to see the grain in the oak or the undoubtedly lovely handles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37781 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:06, Craig said: 'Woke' is defined as being alert to racial prejudice and discrimination. This is neither 'woke', nor 'positive-woke'. Batshit crazy behaviour yes, but not 'woke'. Expand It’s the gammon redefinition of ‘woke’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46429 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 If anyone doesn’t fancy standing in a moving stream of rancid piss, the BBC are spending time and resources on a live stream of a wooden box. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34214 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:51, Monkeys Fist said: If anyone doesn’t fancy standing in a moving stream of rancid piss, the BBC are spending time and resources on a live stream of a wooden box. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500 Expand The DVD will be out just in time for Christmas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52546 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 10:51, Monkeys Fist said: If anyone doesn’t fancy standing in a moving stream of rancid piss, the BBC are spending time and resources on a live stream of a wooden box. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500 Expand If it's live streamed there'll be a good "I'm next to the box AND I'M GRIEVING" competition develops. I'm looking for someone to top the "DIANA!" shriek. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46429 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 How many of the guards will faint over the four days? I’ll go for three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11411 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Jesus Christ. Why? What possesses thousands of people to queue for that long to wander past a dead millionaire they've likely never met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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