ohhh_yeah 2767 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, Renton said: Fair point, although I guess now the queen is not their boss in any sense. Will they be as willing to tell themselves this lie for Charles? How can you respect a man that needs someone to give him a hand to get dressed in the morning? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 About 25% of the UK population are ex-armed forces if Twitter is anything to go by 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said: Good for them. They're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16648 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 18 minutes ago, The Fish said: That's not woke, though. Didn't 'woke' begin as a term used by POC to label anyone aware of the issues that they're facing? It's since been bastardised by the right to as a replacement for Do-Gooders/Political Correctness/Health and Safety gone mad. Basically used to denigrate anyone with an overt social conscience? There's been woke and then there's doing something in the fear of not being woke. I.e cancelling a fucking Guinea Pig Awareness week in the fear of backlash from utter nut jobs who somehow connect it to the Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: How can you respect a man that needs someone to give him a hand to get dressed in the morning? Bit hypocritical given you wanted Stephen Hawking to be head of state 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: They eat them in Peru. Potatoes… … Bubble and Squeak? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 16 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: There's been woke and then there's doing something in the fear of not being woke. I.e cancelling a fucking Guinea Pig Awareness week in the fear of backlash from utter nut jobs who somehow connect it to the Queen. 'Woke' is defined as being alert to racial prejudice and discrimination. This is neither 'woke', nor 'positive-woke'. Batshit crazy behaviour yes, but not 'woke'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: There's been woke and then there's doing something in the fear of not being woke. I.e cancelling a fucking Guinea Pig Awareness week in the fear of backlash from utter nut jobs who somehow connect it to the Queen. I don't think that's the rationale mate. I don't think it's been cancelled to avoid a widespread backlash, I think it's been cancelled for the same reason businesses up and down the country have announced their offices are closed. Because we live in a constitutional democracy. Whatever it is, it's not 'woke'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2767 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26830 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I'll be at the game on Saturday, I'll of course respect the minutes silence, why wouldn't I? However, if they play the Royal Tribute theme ('22 Charles remix) straight afterwards I'm fucked if I'll be joining in. I just hope there's no help for heroes twat next to me who objects as I'll not be in the mood to listen to their shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17777 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 12 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said: Seems like a completely proportionate use of time and resources so people can catch a glimpse of a wooden box draped in canvas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I remember when woke was something you could claim to be as a fucking joke. It's absolutely ludicrous that it's now been weaponised. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26346 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Renton said: Seems like a completely proportionate use of time and resources so people can catch a glimpse of a wooden box draped in canvas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Renton said: Seems like a completely proportionate use of time and resources so people can catch a glimpse of a wooden box draped in canvas. They reckon the queues could be up to 30 hours long. Even the lads off Stand By Me weren't that desperate to see a dead body. It would be a fitting tribute if some people died queueing to see a dead person. I hope there's some decent scraps break out. People pissing in bottles cos they don't want to lose their place. Just the normal stuff you've got to do when you want to see a dead body. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 You put your Leftist in Your Leftist out In, out, in, out, Shake it all about Oh Wokey Cokey Cokey! Sing it with me boys, don’t be shy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17777 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: They reckon the queues could be up to 30 hours long. Even the lads off Stand By Me weren't that desperate to see a dead body. It would be a fitting tribute if some people died queueing to see a dead person. I hope there's some decent scraps break out. People pissing in bottles cos they don't want to lose their place. Just the normal stuff you've got to do when you want to see a dead body. You're not allowed to bring any creature comforts like foldable chairs either. I hope it pisses down personally, but then I'm a cunt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: They reckon the queues could be up to 30 hours long. Even the lads off Stand By Me weren't that desperate to see a dead body. It would be a fitting tribute if some people died queueing to see a dead person. I hope there's some decent scraps break out. People pissing in bottles cos they don't want to lose their place. Just the normal stuff you've got to do when you want to see a dead body. I was just thinking, given the number of aging digestive tracts in that queue, it’s going to be fucking lifting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6861 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 All that to see a box with a flag on it, won't even be able to see the grain in the oak or the undoubtedly lovely handles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 43 minutes ago, Craig said: 'Woke' is defined as being alert to racial prejudice and discrimination. This is neither 'woke', nor 'positive-woke'. Batshit crazy behaviour yes, but not 'woke'. It’s the gammon redefinition of ‘woke’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 If anyone doesn’t fancy standing in a moving stream of rancid piss, the BBC are spending time and resources on a live stream of a wooden box. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26346 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: If anyone doesn’t fancy standing in a moving stream of rancid piss, the BBC are spending time and resources on a live stream of a wooden box. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500 The DVD will be out just in time for Christmas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: If anyone doesn’t fancy standing in a moving stream of rancid piss, the BBC are spending time and resources on a live stream of a wooden box. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500 If it's live streamed there'll be a good "I'm next to the box AND I'M GRIEVING" competition develops. I'm looking for someone to top the "DIANA!" shriek. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 How many of the guards will faint over the four days? I’ll go for three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Jesus Christ. Why? What possesses thousands of people to queue for that long to wander past a dead millionaire they've likely never met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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