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3 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

Why don't we do it now?

 

Who gives a fuck what league they are in?

 

I think our Lasses team more than comfortably hold the stats in the UK for highest attendance at a match. Therefore legitimately showing that the interest in them is  bloody miles above plenty of other women’s teams.

 

Sell the lasses 

Sell the lasses 

SELL THE LASSES FOR THE LADS

SELL THE LA-SSES FOR THE LADS

 
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6 hours ago, trophyshy said:

 

Sell the lasses 

Sell the lasses 

SELL THE LASSES FOR THE LADS

SELL THE LA-SSES FOR THE LADS

 

 

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"Chairman, I must speak. I can be silent no longer. All day long you

muttered to yourself, gibbered, dribbled, moaned and bat your head

against the wall, yelling “I want to die”. Now you may say I’m

leaping to conclusions but you’re not completely happy, are you?

It’s new signings and Isak, isn’t it?"

 

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"No, it is not."

 

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"You’re brooding over the hot Mitchell summer, aren’t you?"

 

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"Kate, for the final time, your hot Mitchell summer was a figment of Gemmill's imagination like Everton's relegation."

 

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"Dear Chairman I know you only say such things to comfort me."

 

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"Your ex-DoF is alive and well and living in Droitwich. It is not him

I brood over. I’m sad because, my darling, our poverty has now

reached such extremes that I can no longer afford to keep Isak. I must

look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain the club in our frail dotage."

 

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"But Chairman, surely…"

 

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"Yes Kate, I want to sell your football team off for the lads."

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19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

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Definitely sign him for the lasses…

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Confirmed that Paqueta has been cleared of all charges relating to match fixing.

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1 minute ago, Craig said:

Confirmed that Paqueta has been cleared of all charges relating to match fixing.

 

Id sign Pacqueta. He just needs a bit of Bruno love an he'll back to his best.

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1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Id sign Pacqueta. He just needs a bit of Bruno love an he'll back to his best.

Bruno Tonioli Abc GIF by Dancing with the Stars

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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Brailsford sorting Man United out with some of those sweet, sweet marginal gains. 

 

On a related note, I wonder if Isak's aware that if he goes to the scouse he has to get asthma so he can be appropriately medicated.

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44 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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Brailsford sorting Man United out with some of those sweet, sweet marginal gains. 

 

Froome deleted a load of tweets and Insta posts that he had tagged Rozman in.  He was in all of their TDF winning teams as a swanny.  I called it, FILTHY CUNTS

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

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Brailsford sorting Man United out with some of those sweet, sweet marginal gains. 

Imagine bringing in a doping expert and getting worse - The Paul Mitchell of drug dealers :lol:

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18 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Id sign Pacqueta. He just needs a bit of Bruno love an he'll back to his best.


Still facing charges from the FA for failing to cooperate with the enquiry. Which begs the question "why wouldn't you cooperate if you did nothing wrong?"

 

I know the press have suggested West Ham would sell him for £25-30m, but surely that's bollocks given Madueke etc have done for double that 

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Just started watching the new Birmingham/Tom Brady documentary on Amazon. Rooney is every bit as thick and uncharasmatic behind the scenes as you would expect. Fuck knows how he repeatedly gets jobs in management 

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7 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Just started watching the new Birmingham/Tom Brady documentary on Amazon. Rooney is every bit as thick and uncharasmatic behind the scenes as you would expect. Fuck knows how he repeatedly gets jobs in management 

This post has just made me imagine what a kid, born and bred in Birmingham but to thick Scouse parents would sound like- the two worst accents in the Uk combined. 
 

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12 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Just started watching the new Birmingham/Tom Brady documentary on Amazon. Rooney is every bit as thick and uncharasmatic behind the scenes as you would expect. Fuck knows how he repeatedly gets jobs in management 


He comes across okay as a pundit to be fair.

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Basically there's a piece of land they need to be able to proceed. It's owned by a company called Freightline. Freightline want £400m for it, Ratcliffe is offering £40m.

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20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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Basically there's a piece of land they need to be able to proceed. It's owned by a company called Freightline. Freightline want £400m for it, Ratcliffe is offering £40m.


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55 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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Basically there's a piece of land they need to be able to proceed. It's owned by a company called Freightline. Freightline want £400m for it, Ratcliffe is offering £40m.

He really is a cancerous piece of shit

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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

He really is a cancerous piece of shit

 

I don’t pay much attention to what the manure fans have to say, I mean I know they hate the Glazers with a passion, but what do they think of this absolute weapon?

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