Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Toonpack 6912]

45 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I wonder if he's given the players their numbers yet

 

Very subtle, so unlike you  

[Monkeys Fist 38883]

His footballing philosophy is that hard work creates the freedom for chances, or something. 
 

Favours a pragmatic approach in the League, but in Europe, it’s all-out attack. 

[Kitman 2188]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

His footballing philosophy is that hard work creates the freedom for chances, or something. 
 

Favours a pragmatic approach in the League, but in Europe, it’s all-out attack. 

Presumably it'll Poles apart

[Toonpack 6912]

He'll need to work on second half performances because it usually seems to fall apart around 45

[Isegrim 8888]

His assistant will be asking the crowd if they want total football tbf.

[The Fish 9027]

At least they'll train on time. 

[Monkeys Fist 38883]

Mussolini jokes are hanging, btw. 

[Toonpack 6912]

I think these jokes are goering on a bit long tbh

[Toonpack 6912]

30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mussolini jokes are hanging, btw. 

 

Pass il Duce on the left hand side !!

[aimaad22 3473]

3 hours ago, Toonpack said:

I think these jokes are goering on a bit long tbh

 

I think they're excellent tbh, could Goebbel them up all day long. 

[Isegrim 8888]

He will ask his midfielders yo play as a double 8,

[Isegrim 8888]

All my jokes are in total despeer to invade this thread obviously.

[Howay 12462]

 

[Dr Gloom 19856]

19 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I wonder if he's given the players their numbers yet

[Toonpack 6912]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

He's changing the kit to stripes, I heard.

[aimaad22 3473]

Well seeing as there's not much else going, what else we got....

 

 

I heard he's bringing over his belongings from his old job as he doenst want to get out of as he puts it, mein kamfert zone. 

[aimaad22 3473]

There's only one game players are now allowed to play on their consoles:

 

 

 

 

 

Mein Kraft

[Meenzer 14092]

28 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

I heard he's bringing over his belongings from his old job as he doenst want to get out of as he puts it, mein kamfert zone. 

 

I hope that includes

 

[aimaad22 3473]

31 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

I hope that includes

 

 

He'd be fuhrerious if it doesnt!

[wykikitoon 16771]

Say what you want about Hitler, he really had the ball

[wykikitoon 16771]

These puns are really infuhreriating.

[aimaad22 3473]

12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

These puns are really infuhreriating.

 

Hey! That ones been done!  

 

 

 

Anne Frankly I dont care that people are getting annoyed

 

[wykikitoon 16771]

I'll go to me bunker then and keep out of sight

[Kitman 2188]

12 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I'll go to me bunker then and keep out of sight

shame, I used to think of you heil-y

[wykikitoon 16771]

That's so bad I'm going to shoot myself