Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 27311]

 

"..... And furthermore, not only will a cup run incur additional costs for hosting games but travel expenses could be prohibitive. This plus the almost certainty of relegation should you have a cup run means I'd warn against putting anything other than a third string out...... What?....... You're sacking me? But this advice I'm giving you was literally beat into me by my leader, Mike, profit be upon him."

[Monkeys Fist 38966]

17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

profit be upon him

[Dazzler 5623]

Charnley on the search for some Nottinghamshire based blart

[Dougle 2881]

[RobElliott 1000]

Penfold: Nuno, with the current financial situation, I only can offer you some Rich Tea biscuits today

[Holden McGroin 4973]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

I wonder what Penfold is up to now?

 

I hope he’s memorised which of his gaffers have two sugars and which have sweeteners by now. 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12671735/Lee-Charnley-advanced-talks-senior-role-leading-talent-agency-Wasserman-former-Newcastle-United-managing-director-prepares-return-football.html

[ewerk 26657]

They can’t be much good at spotting talent if they hire him.

[wykikitoon 16892]

[Kid Dynamite 6009]

I see Henderson has signed for Ajax. The £ signs in his eyes didn't last long and now he's ruined his reputation for good. The Mackem dickhead 

[wykikitoon 16892]

19 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I see Henderson has signed for Ajax. The £ signs in his eyes didn't last long and now he's ruined his reputation for good. The Mackem dickhead 

The average attendance in the league dropped since he's been there

 

[wykikitoon 16892]

 

 

@LondonBlue

[RobinRobin 9309]

13 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

Most recently sacked off by Nottingham Forest as far as I can make out.

[PaddockLad 14756]

10 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

@LondonBlue

Summary: 

 

“Man City are in a lot of trouble if they’re found guilty on the current charges” 

 

 

This is where it all began, plainly Ashley voted in favour of it, he obviously thought there was no point investing anyway  

 

 

 

[LondonBlue 563]

12 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

@LondonBlue

 

I listened to it buddy

 

We're very lucky to have Stefan Borson (aka projectriver) as a city fan.

 

he was wise to come at it from a legal angle rather than a city fan stance as the latter would have led to him being ignored.

 

he states that relegation is likely if we're found guilty. 

he also states how unlikely it is that we are guilty, and even then, how difficult it would be to prove.

of course relegation is the most newsworthy sound bite

 

worth noting that we haven't been charged with anything yet. the premier league are "merely" investigating alleged breaches. see original fa statement... alleged breaches of the Premier League Rules

 

Stefan also made a guest appearance on an arsenal fanzine. it doesn't sound great for chelsea... discussing city, everton, forest and chelsea

 

Stefan writes football stuff here... conspiracy-theories-and-innuendo and has a twitter account as @slbsn 

 

Stefan Borson is CEO and General Counsel of Watchstone Group plc having previously advised Manchester City whilst a banker with Investec between 2002 and 2007

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 16892]

He talked really well.

[wykikitoon 16892]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/c6p1py63xewo

Gutted for the cunt.

Not really

[LondonBlue 563]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/c6p1py63xewo

Gutted for the cunt.

Not really

 

yet more bad news for rawk

 

[RobinRobin 9309]

19 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/c6p1py63xewo

Gutted for the cunt.

Not really

[wykikitoon 16892]

Wait

 

WHAT?

 

[Monkeys Fist 38966]

57 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Wait

 

WHAT?

 

It’ll be collectors getting them in before he fucks off somewhere else. 
 

 

edit; wouldn’t surprise me if it also our polydactyl marrows, because fwends. 

[Dazzler 5623]

59 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Wait

 

WHAT?

 

He bought them all with his Saudi blood money. They must be deductible for tax purposes and the cunt is about to be bankrupted when his next bill comes in.

[Howmanheyman 27311]

"Imagine if Hendo had of signed for Feyenoord instead? Ah'd be saying, 'Gerrin, Jordan lad!' That'll piss off the Mags because lots of raysuns. Might have a treble link now betwayn Ajax, feyenoord and the lads, am shewa feyenoord lads winna mind Ajax joining in one of owwa many, many speshul relayashinships? FTM, son."

 

"FTM, Dad."

[Monkeys Fist 38966]

I’m pretty sure Ajax was founded by a travelling…

 

 

 

… fuck it, you all know the score. 

[Isegrim 8907]

 

[Dazzler 5623]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said: