Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[BobHopeandNoHope 470]

Such a loss for The Premier League and a fantastic role model, dignified and a warm human being 

[Holden McGroin 4906]

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

[wykikitoon 16753]

11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

Aye I was the same.  He was like a cool uncle.  But he's a big fucking baby. Hypocritical bully bucked toothed cunt.

[Alex 30487]

36 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

That perfectly demonstrates EXACTLY what he’s really like 

[Alex 30487]

33 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

Just like Mourinho tbh 

[Dazzler 5572]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

That perfectly demonstrates EXACTLY what he’s really like 

I am no lip reader but it's quite obvious that I have a natural gift for it since it's clear he calls the bairn a wanker as he walks away. 

[Monkeys Fist 38866]

Apparently, like Bob Mortimer, he does his own dentistry. 

[strawb 3660]

If I can count, he’s won 4 “major” trophies in 9 years at Liverpool. Despite spending nigh on a billion quid.

 

Not saying he’s shite or anything he’s obviously a great manager (and a prick), but that record doesn’t get close to touching some managers records

[wykikitoon 16753]

5 minutes ago, strawb said:

If I can count, he’s won 4 “major” trophies in 9 years at Liverpool. Despite spending nigh on a billion quid.

 

Not saying he’s shite or anything he’s obviously a great manager (and a prick), but that record doesn’t get close to touching some managers records

£1.5bn I read and two of the trophies he won on pens after they were 0-0 at full time. 

[Andrew 4231]

4 minutes ago, strawb said:

If I can count, he’s won 4 “major” trophies in 9 years at Liverpool. Despite spending nigh on a billion quid.

 

Not saying he’s shite or anything he’s obviously a great manager (and a prick), but that record doesn’t get close to touching some managers records

 

Aye one of each available, which obviously puts him in rare company but theres this constant pretence that he's done it from "outside" the elite.

 

Blokes spent 938 million euros at Liverpool according to transfermarkt. 

 

 

[ewerk 26506]

He undoubtedly would have won more but for the fact he’s come up against one of the best managers in history.

[wykikitoon 16753]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2b3W2NIFTx/?igsh=OWM3M3J5ZmJuZ2lq

 

The Klopp one is superb 

[wykikitoon 16753]

I mean don't get me wrong. I'd take just one of the trophies 😂

[RobinRobin 9256]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

I mean don't get me wrong. I'd take just one of the trophies 😂

I'd take one even off a dodgy VAR in the 125th minute. 🙂 

[Gemmill 34681]

The front page of today's Daily Star is a picture of Klopp with the headline "Fangs for the Memories", and there's a cut out and keep Jurgen Klopp smile inside.

 

[Dr Gloom 19844]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

The front page of today's Daily Star is a picture of Klopp with the headline "Fangs for the Memories", and there's a cut out and keep Jurgen Klopp smile inside.

 

magnificent 

 

[Toonpack 6899]

ASM still got it (how do you show a tweet and not just the link on a fucking iphone)

 

https://x.com/ftbljoe/status/1751272734472966244?s=46&t=6oTqk9FK4LHgqziVeQht5A

 

 

[Gemmill 34681]

 

 

@LongTimeAdmirer

 

 

[ewerk 26506]

On 26/01/2024 at 13:07, Dazzler said:

Their message boards are a sombre place to visit right now. It's glorious.

[Holden McGroin 4906]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

It’s not like them to be wallowing in self-pity…

Edited January 27 by Holden McGroin

[Gemmill 34681]

All perfectly normal behaviour. 

 

On BBC News this morning they mentioned a teacher interrupting the kids in the middle of an exam to tell them. 

[Toonpack 6899]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

@LongTimeAdmirer

 

 

How do you get the full tweet to show like that ?? used to just c&p but don’t work since space Karen changed the name !!!

Edited January 27 by Toonpack

[Tdansmith 2154]

 

[Gemmill 34681]

20 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

How do you get the full tweet to show like that ?? used to just c&p but don’t work since space Karen changed the name !!!

 

I use a browser for twitter cos the app is shite. And I go to twitter.com rather than x. 

 

Then, instead of using the share button, I just copy the url for the tweet. You have to click into the tweet, you can't just share from your timeline, but that's how I do it. 

[Alex 30487]

33 minutes ago, ewerk said:

The first one especially. If someone wrote that taking the piss out of Liverpool fans’ reactions you would think it was way ott. As much as I love football and would be delighted if we were a success etc I would never want to be the person who takes it that seriously. Let alone encouraging my kids to be like that. What a sad fucking cunt.