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It's a lovely touch but could they have not at least cleaned the poor sod up before they started taking photos? You get to meet the star player of the club and your memento features you with blood running down your nose.

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They have to have their feet on the line when the ball is kicked don’t they?

 

Also it’s pretty impossible to dive left or right without moving forwards at least a little bit, so whoever came up with that idea has never play in goal.

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38 minutes ago, strawb said:

They have to have their feet on the line when the ball is kicked don’t they?

 

Also it’s pretty impossible to dive left or right without moving forwards at least a little bit, so whoever came up with that idea has never play in goal.

 

They can start less than/upto a yard behind the line as well to get that momentum 

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1 hour ago, strawb said:

They have to have their feet on the line when the ball is kicked don’t they?

 

Also it’s pretty impossible to dive left or right without moving forwards at least a little bit, so whoever came up with that idea has never play in goal.

It's easy to dive to the right or left without moving forward.Try it? Keepers want to move forward to narrow the angle .Unless they've changed the law,a keeper can move along the line before the ball has been kicked,which gives him momentum.

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Try it? I played in goal for Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Hartlepool and Whitby town and had north of England trials as a teenager..

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8 hours ago, strawb said:

Try it? I played in goal for Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Hartlepool and Whitby town and had north of England trials as a teenager..

He played for the combined armed forces 

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4 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

Somewhere in France Chez Given has just gotten a raging stiffy with no idea why.

The fucking size of Neville Southall’s big bangers! 

 

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