Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 19951]

Ratty Villa?

[Sonatine 10101]

Pretty sure Darren Anderton spent half a season on the treatment table due to rat inflicted ailments.

[Dr Gloom 19951]

Ratael van der Vaart

[Toonpack 6969]

Jermaine Jenas (the fucking rat)

[Monkeys Fist 38984]

You’re all way off.
 

It was Rod Dent. *
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*( Gary Mabbutt’s nom-de-plume, obvs.) 

[Monkeys Fist 38984]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45323426.amp
 

 

[Dr Gloom 19951]

of course it was gary mabbrat 

[Sonatine 10101]

[Howmanheyman 27328]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

It's trivia time!

 

Spurs are away at Luton this weekend.... But can you name the last player to score for Spurs at THE KENNY?

 

'The Kenny'  

 

Gemmill laying his booby trap right there. 

[Toonpack 6969]

23 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You’re all way off.
 

It was Rod Dent. *
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*( Gary Mabbutt’s nom-de-plume, obvs.) 

 

You're thinking of that Arsenal blokey Rodent Van Persie 

[Gemmill 35170]

I wish I'd never fucking asked now.

[Alex 30678]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I wish I'd never fucking asked now.

Don’t get ratty ffs 

[The Fish 9087]

Is it Rebrov?

[Howmanheyman 27328]

Brian Stein? (OG). 

 

That cunt with the headband*? (Another

OG).

 

* Foster, the one who Gazza and KENNY Wharton wound up by taking the piss and KENNY rounding it off by sitting on the ball. 

Edited October 6, 2023 by Howmanheyman

[Alex 30678]

13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Brian Stein? (OG). 

 

That cunt with the headband*? (Another

OG).

 

* Foster, the one who Gazza and KENNY Wharton wound up by taking the piss and KENNY rounding it off by sitting on the ball. 

Played for Brighton when they got to the cup final as well and lost to Man Utd in the replay (83?). I think they got relegated the same season. Brighton should’ve won the first match right at the death iirc

[Alex 30678]

Went to watch Heaton Stan v Benfield last night. I haven’t been to watch them for ages but was impressed by the standard especially giving the conditions. It had a bit of everything including a pen and a straight red. The home side were lucky to scrape a 4-4 draw in the end. I haven’t seen the official attendance but someone said there were over 700 there, which is fantastic for that level. 

[Howmanheyman 27328]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Went to watch Heaton Stan v Benfield last night. I haven’t been to watch them for ages but was impressed by the standard especially giving the conditions. It had a bit of everything including a pen and a straight red. The home side were lucky to scrape a 4-4 draw in the end. I haven’t seen the official attendance but someone said there were over 700 there, which is fantastic for that level. 

 

El Classico Eastendico. 

[Alex 30678]

59 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

El Classico Eastendico. 

They were billing it as The Coast Road Derby  

[Howmanheyman 27328]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

They were billing it as The Coast Road Derby  

 

Eh? I can kinda see their reasoning but err....

[Howmanheyman 27328]

Talking of el classico eastendico, (coast road derby?) Pfftt. it's the el trampico at half twelve today if anyone's interested or wants to make a mega match day thread on it? Anyone? No?

[Alex 30678]

10 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Talking of el classico eastendico, (coast road derby?) Pfftt. it's the el trampico at half twelve today if anyone's interested or wants to make a mega match day thread on it? Anyone? No?

I just had a look on Heaton Stan’s instagram and (as well The Coast Road Derby) they were also calling it El Coastroadico  presumably they’ve got Cockeyed Mala running their social media accounts 

[Howmanheyman 27328]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

I just had a look on Heaton Stan’s instagram and (as well The Coast Road Derby) they were also calling it El Coastroadico  presumably they’ve got Cockeyed Mala running their social media accounts 

 

If they were both on the coast road I could understand or if the coast road wasn't as long? Maybe just me but cockeyed Mala could see this is just wrong even with his questionable 20/20 vision.

Edited October 7, 2023 by Howmanheyman

[RobinRobin 9344]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Talking of el classico eastendico, (coast road derby?) Pfftt. it's the el trampico at half twelve today if anyone's interested or wants to make a mega match day thread on it? Anyone? No?

[Isegrim 8914]

 

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