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Newcastle United: Mike Ashley puts Premier League club up for sale

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A resurrected Freddy Shepard will be making a bid next.. 

 

Please just let it happen finally. Even though I know it won’t I just want to be wrong. 

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5 hours ago, Rayvin said:

 

Does Sports Direct do any business outside of the UK? We ultimately know very little about him except that he's broadly a moron. I can buy into the notion that he scuppered deals like this through being an idiot, but less so that he's intentionally wasting everyone's time. 

 

I guess we'll see in the end anyway.

He has his tat stores all over Europe and parts of Asia. As has been stated buying Newcastle was all part of his plan to expand shite diarrhoea internationally. 

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1 hour ago, Anorthernsoul said:

I actually forgot he had died.

 

 

Carry on.

AFYER ALL HE DID FOR You!!!’1

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2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

You should only say good things when somebody leaves. Freddy Shepherd has gone. Good

Bacon shed. 
 

Incoming. 

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7 hours ago, Polarboy said:

He has his tat stores all over Europe and parts of Asia. As has been stated buying Newcastle was all part of his plan to expand shite diarrhoea internationally. 

Free advertising to millions of football fans all over the world through the powers of tv.He’ll want to hang on to that,then there is the NUFC merchandise.

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I can see the fat cunt maniacally refreshing twitter screaming CANS! whenever he sees someone falling for his latest scam.

The best bet of a takeover might be him dying because of an intoxication.

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55 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

I can see the fat cunt maniacally refreshing twitter screaming CANS! whenever he sees someone falling for his latest scam.

The best bet of a takeover might be him dying because of an intoxication.

Seems a bit harsh on Tom on several levels that 

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Vic and Bob should do a Staveley inspired version of "Tiny Eyes" called inbred eyes :icon_lol: Fair play to her if she manages prise Fatley's chubby, grease covered fingers off the club, but fuck me are her eyes mental.

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If we're saying that Bruce won't know about the takeover until 2 days after it's happened, I think it's safe to say that Charnley will still be turning up to work several months into the new regime.

 

Charnley is a nothing, a nobody. He'll be reading the newspapers like the rest of us.

 

EDIT - which doesn't of course mean that I think it's going to happen anyway tbf :lol:

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