Jimbo 133 Posted November 29, 2010 Author Share Posted November 29, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Yeah, I'd definitely be worried Jimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Seen 2012 yesterday morning, thought the idea of the film was mint but the delivery was pretty shite. Who's ever seen a jumbo jet fly diagonally through two hotels? The concept of the film about the end of the world was good, a lot of people think the world will end 21/12/2012 but I thought it was a bit farcical. About an hour of the film seemed to be devoted to getting people on boats and fixing the machinery. I mean to be fair you know what sort of film you're going to get when the opening lines are "your wife gets more lovely every time I see her.", then the indian goes "shame her fish curry doesn't". I'd give it 4/10, I'd give it 5/10 but it loses a point for not showing the British flag at the G8 summit, yet showed France, Russia and Italy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Yeah, I'd definitely be worried Jimbo Fucking brilliant! (I genuinely don't know which of the two is more worrying btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I see your Mega Shark v Giant Octopus and I raise you Sharktopus Mega Shark has got Debbie Gibson in, Dave. That's the Debbie Gibson out of the 80's. Unless Sharktopus has got a cameo from Tiffany you can GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted November 29, 2010 Author Share Posted November 29, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Yeah, I'd definitely be worried Jimbo Fucking brilliant! (I genuinely don't know which of the two is more worrying btw) OMG I love it. and given the amount of pornography in this house it's surprisingly close to the truth ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Yeah, I'd definitely be worried Jimbo Fucking brilliant! (I genuinely don't know which of the two is more worrying btw) OMG I love it. and given the amount of pornography in this house it's surprisingly close to the truth ! Check out the bloopers on the dvd extras! Half of them are one guy and he's only in one fucking scene. You can see his 'career' going up in smoke before his very eyes And yes I realise I've got too much time on my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Yeah, I'd definitely be worried Jimbo Fucking brilliant! (I genuinely don't know which of the two is more worrying btw) OMG I love it. and given the amount of pornography in this house it's surprisingly close to the truth ! Check out the bloopers on the dvd extras! Half of them are one guy and he's only in one fucking scene. You can see his 'career' going up in smoke before his very eyes And yes I realise I've got too much time on my hands. Jesus wept, tell me you're talking about shark v octopus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Aye, I spose I'd have looked less of a career masturbator if I'd remembered to quote the original post there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Aye, I spose I'd have looked less of a career masturbator if I'd remembered to quote the original post there. Was nearly checking it out myself when I read this: "Half of them are one guy and he's only in one fucking scene. You can see his 'career' going up in smoke before his very eyes" I was intrigued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4894 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 The girl with the dragon tattoo Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I see your Mega Shark v Giant Octopus and I raise you Sharktopus Mega Shark has got Debbie Gibson in, Dave. That's the Debbie Gibson out of the 80's. Unless Sharktopus has got a cameo from Tiffany you can GTFO. I've got Eric Roberts and Miss USA 2004, so kiss my teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsweeney 0 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 last year at marienbad still vacant, post-modern bull on second viewing Never seen it, despite the 'classic' status it has, because I'm sure I'd feel the same way you do. It's what keeps me away from Godard, too. Watched Robocop.... I get your point but I believe a happy medium can be found between the two ... Anyway, since then I finally watched (after a lot of tracking down): And bloody good it was too. Maybe not quite as good as the same directors' films Black Narcissus or The Red Shoes, but a mighty fine film nevertheless. The first scene (the radio conversation) is just stunning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Human Centipede Possibly the worst film I've ever seen, woeful acting, the crux of the movie is that a mad surgeon grafts three people together, arsehole to mouth, to form the infamous human centipede, there is a very thin plot that seemed more of an after-thought. You haven't watched this then: Mega Shark v Giant Octopus (2009) Starring Debbie Gibson no less. I've not seen it but should I be worried that my wife has a copy ? Yeah, I'd definitely be worried Jimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Seen 2012 yesterday morning, thought the idea of the film was mint but the delivery was pretty shite. Who's ever seen a jumbo jet fly diagonally through two hotels? The concept of the film about the end of the world was good, a lot of people think the world will end 21/12/2012 but I thought it was a bit farcical. About an hour of the film seemed to be devoted to getting people on boats and fixing the machinery. I mean to be fair you know what sort of film you're going to get when the opening lines are "your wife gets more lovely every time I see her.", then the indian goes "shame her fish curry doesn't". I'd give it 4/10, I'd give it 5/10 but it loses a point for not showing the British flag at the G8 summit, yet showed France, Russia and Italy. fucking shit cgi for a high concept film as well tbh. roland emmerich's obsession with disaster movies is becoming a bit tedious now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 The girl with the dragon tattoo Excellent. aye, i enjoyed that - a good, faithful adaptation. looking forward to seeing the next two. hoping hollywood doesn't murder it, though i think david fincher is directing so should be worth a watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4894 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Seen 2012 yesterday morning, thought the idea of the film was mint but the delivery was pretty shite. Who's ever seen a jumbo jet fly diagonally through two hotels? The concept of the film about the end of the world was good, a lot of people think the world will end 21/12/2012 but I thought it was a bit farcical. About an hour of the film seemed to be devoted to getting people on boats and fixing the machinery. I mean to be fair you know what sort of film you're going to get when the opening lines are "your wife gets more lovely every time I see her.", then the indian goes "shame her fish curry doesn't". I'd give it 4/10, I'd give it 5/10 but it loses a point for not showing the British flag at the G8 summit, yet showed France, Russia and Italy. fucking shit cgi for a high concept film as well tbh. roland emmerich's obsession with disaster movies is becoming a bit tedious now There arent any more disasters left to do really. Isn't he trying to get a sequel to Independence day off the ground?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Seen 2012 yesterday morning, thought the idea of the film was mint but the delivery was pretty shite. Who's ever seen a jumbo jet fly diagonally through two hotels? The concept of the film about the end of the world was good, a lot of people think the world will end 21/12/2012 but I thought it was a bit farcical. About an hour of the film seemed to be devoted to getting people on boats and fixing the machinery. I mean to be fair you know what sort of film you're going to get when the opening lines are "your wife gets more lovely every time I see her.", then the indian goes "shame her fish curry doesn't". I'd give it 4/10, I'd give it 5/10 but it loses a point for not showing the British flag at the G8 summit, yet showed France, Russia and Italy. fucking shit cgi for a high concept film as well tbh. roland emmerich's obsession with disaster movies is becoming a bit tedious now There arent any more disasters left to do really. Isn't he trying to get a sequel to Independence day off the ground?? The North East Snow Disaster of 2010 could be a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4894 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Seen 2012 yesterday morning, thought the idea of the film was mint but the delivery was pretty shite. Who's ever seen a jumbo jet fly diagonally through two hotels? The concept of the film about the end of the world was good, a lot of people think the world will end 21/12/2012 but I thought it was a bit farcical. About an hour of the film seemed to be devoted to getting people on boats and fixing the machinery. I mean to be fair you know what sort of film you're going to get when the opening lines are "your wife gets more lovely every time I see her.", then the indian goes "shame her fish curry doesn't". I'd give it 4/10, I'd give it 5/10 but it loses a point for not showing the British flag at the G8 summit, yet showed France, Russia and Italy. fucking shit cgi for a high concept film as well tbh. roland emmerich's obsession with disaster movies is becoming a bit tedious now There arent any more disasters left to do really. Isn't he trying to get a sequel to Independence day off the ground?? The North East Snow Disaster of 2010 could be a good one. The Day after Tomorrow was based on that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Raw Deal was on last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 It's a Wonderful Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Raw Deal was on last night Kaminsky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOREBOARD1 0 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Watched OSS 117 Cairo: Nest of Spies the other night. I thought it was quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 It's a Wonderful Life Did you cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4894 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I had Meet the Spartans on in the background yesterday. Possibly the worst film ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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