Rafa's god-like grafters v Antonio's turgid turds

[Dr Gloom 3,594]

Let the final day of the season party commence. Three zip to the Geordie boys: Joselu hattrick

Edited May 10, 2018 by Dr Gloom

[Andrew 935]

These are shite, we'll batter them.

 

3-1, Lascelles to cement his place in the England setup by turning Eden Hazard into a fine dust during a 50:50.

 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2,155]

1-0. Kenedy with a mop glued to his heedwearing a Gayle shirt

[Kid Dynamite 1,463]

It's on telly now 

[Howay 2,874]

Would be nice to end the season on a positive result. 

[Noelie 103]

3 points would lock us into 10th place so we need to win. I think we can even without Kenedy as he hasn't been doing much for us of late.

Thing is that only leaves Murphy to replace him with the absence of Atsu.

[Tdansmith 1,026]

Rafa signs new 5 year deal before the match. 

We win 2-1 , Shelvey with both goals and gets MOM ( followed by England call up and World Cup winners medal later this year )

 Takeover announcement after the match, some multi zillionare  who guarantees £200 million to spend on players.  *

 

 

* alarm clock goes off

 

[Dr Gloom 3,594]

Not at all, all sounds perfectly plausible

 

[wykikitoon 1,023]

15 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

1-0. Kenedy with a mop glued to his heedwearing a Gayle shirt

[Tdansmith 1,026]

20 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

It's on telly now 

Sky must be gutted that just about everything is settled before the last game of the season.

[McFaul 22]

Quieten Hazard and there's not loads to worry about.  Having said that Kenedy had different things about him than any other player we've had so it could be a miss today.  See what happens.  We've not lost at home against them for 7 years and their average supporter looks like this....

 

 

[McFaul 22]

On ‎10‎/‎05‎/‎2018 at 09:46, Dr Gloom said:

Let the final day of the season party commence. Three zip to the Geordie boys: Joselu hattrick

Apologies for ruining our 4 wins in a row carry on Gloom.  We all know why it happened......

[Tdansmith 1,026]

1 hour ago, McFaul said:

Quieten Hazard and there's not loads to worry about.  Having said that Kenedy had different things about him than any other player we've had so it could be a miss today.  See what happens.  We've not lost at home against them for 7 years and their average supporter looks like this....

 

 

That headhunter needs to find a hat that actually fits his heed.

[Bizza 86]

Needs to realise that he doesn't have to actually zip his jacket all the way up too.

[trooper 478]

45 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

That headhunter needs to find a hat that actually fits his heed.

Or a heed that fits his hat

[PaddockLad 3,325]

Murphy odds on to replace kenedy?....maybe starting will get his confidence up...

[Tdansmith 1,026]

 

Edited May 13, 2018 by Tdansmith

[Howay 2,874]

Ross Barkley seems to enjoy playing against us so bit shite seeing him start, hopefully he’s completely out of form/fitness given how little he has played though. 

[OTF 614]

Likely to be a multi million pound match this. 

[OTF 614]

That would have been a fantastic goal if Courteois had fallen asleep

 

[Andrew 935]

We've started pretty well here.

[TheGingerQuiff 2,155]

Great effort from Kante

[Andrew 935]

Diame is better than Kante.

 

Its completely absurd what has happened to Mo Diame in the last few months, he's been so good after dropping deeper into midfield.

[TheGingerQuiff 2,155]

Wow. We are gods

[Andrew 935]

Gayle! 1-0, scrappy one but its been coming