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Let the final day of the season party commence. Three zip to the Geordie boys: Joselu hattrick

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These are shite, we'll batter them.

 

3-1, Lascelles to cement his place in the England setup by turning Eden Hazard into a fine dust during a 50:50.

 

 

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3 points would lock us into 10th place so we need to win. I think we can even without Kenedy as he hasn't been doing much for us of late.

Thing is that only leaves Murphy to replace him with the absence of Atsu.

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Rafa signs new 5 year deal before the match. 

We win 2-1 , Shelvey with both goals and gets MOM ( followed by England call up and World Cup winners medal later this year )

 Takeover announcement after the match, some multi zillionare  who guarantees £200 million to spend on players.  *

 

 

* alarm clock goes off

 

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20 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

It's on telly now 

Sky must be gutted that just about everything is settled before the last game of the season.

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Quieten Hazard and there's not loads to worry about.  Having said that Kenedy had different things about him than any other player we've had so it could be a miss today.  See what happens.  We've not lost at home against them for 7 years and their average supporter looks like this....

 

 

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On ‎10‎/‎05‎/‎2018 at 09:46, Dr Gloom said:

Let the final day of the season party commence. Three zip to the Geordie boys: Joselu hattrick

Apologies for ruining our 4 wins in a row carry on Gloom.  We all know why it happened......

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1 hour ago, McFaul said:

Quieten Hazard and there's not loads to worry about.  Having said that Kenedy had different things about him than any other player we've had so it could be a miss today.  See what happens.  We've not lost at home against them for 7 years and their average supporter looks like this....

 

 

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That headhunter needs to find a hat that actually fits his heed.

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Needs to realise that he doesn't have to actually zip his jacket all the way up too.

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45 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

That headhunter needs to find a hat that actually fits his heed.

Or a heed that fits his hat

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Ross Barkley seems to enjoy playing against us so bit shite seeing him start, hopefully he’s completely out of form/fitness given how little he has played though. 

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Likely to be a multi million pound match this. 

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That would have been a fantastic goal if Courteois had fallen asleep

 

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Diame is better than Kante.

 

Its completely absurd what has happened to Mo Diame in the last few months, he's been so good after dropping deeper into midfield.

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