RobinRobin 14520 Posted May 30, 2024 Share Posted May 30, 2024 2 hours ago, aimaad22 said: You know the season is over when MF digs up 9 year old articles. It is a pretty good one though to be fair to him. Yes, but will it kill Trump? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted May 30, 2024 Share Posted May 30, 2024 Surely they can just shoot the tsunami? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6009 Posted May 30, 2024 Share Posted May 30, 2024 Once it reaches the schools yeah. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted May 30, 2024 Share Posted May 30, 2024 8 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: Once it reaches the schools yeah. Any excuse to bump this absolute classic: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 On 30/05/2024 at 01:25, aimaad22 said: You know the season is over when MF digs up 9 year old articles. It is a pretty good one though to be fair to him. 9 years closer to disaster! ( I’m assuming in the intervening years they’ve got their shit together and made everything rickety-boo? … … no? Ah well, at least they won’t have any hospital bills when there’s no hospitals ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6009 Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 I wouldn't count on that based on my limited experience with American Healthcare 🍭 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11896 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16216 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: But...freedom of speech Joey, what about the snowflakes? You were the best of us! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted June 22, 2024 Share Posted June 22, 2024 These two btw. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13497 Posted July 19, 2024 Share Posted July 19, 2024 My dad's funeral cost about 5 grand, and that was a decent enough do. The absolute cheek of this grifting old cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted July 19, 2024 Share Posted July 19, 2024 Aye but the post funeral drinks are in the Bahamas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 Two Australian mathematicians have shown that CT will finally get the hang of this football thing long, long before any monkeys knock out Shakespeare on a typewriter … https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Two Australian mathematicians have shown that CT will finally get the hang of this football thing long, long before any monkeys knock out Shakespeare on a typewriter … https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o It's nice to see the BBC doesn't know the deifference between monkeys and apes either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: It's nice to see the BBC doesn't know the deifference between monkeys and apes either. Therein lies a tail… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 Good to see Australia tackling the pressing issues of our time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey given infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 1 hour ago, The Fish said: It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey given infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot. Does time cease to exist when the Universe ends? If yes, they’ve answered. If no, fuck ‘em, stupid bloody monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Does time cease to exist when the Universe ends? If yes, they’ve answered. If no, fuck ‘em, stupid bloody monkeys. If time ends, it's not infinite and as the problem relies on time being infinite enforcing any kind of limit, even the heat death of the universe, renders the solution moot. You can fit infinite elephants inside a field that is infinitely big. You can't the second you put a fence around it, as it immediately ceases to be infinitely big, as you've given it an end. Also, the article says "Despite its name, the so-called heat death would actually be slow and cold" 1, heat death implies death of heat, not death by heat and 2, is doesn't imply speed of any kind. Whoever wrote the article is as stupid as the researchers who wasted their finite time by including finite time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 26 minutes ago, The Fish said: If time ends, it's not infinite and as the problem relies on time being infinite enforcing any kind of limit, even the heat death of the universe, renders the solution moot. You can fit infinite elephants inside a field that is infinitely big. You can't the second you put a fence around it, as it immediately ceases to be infinitely big, as you've given it an end. Also, the article says "Despite its name, the so-called heat death would actually be slow and cold" 1, heat death implies death of heat, not death by heat and 2, is doesn't imply speed of any kind. Whoever wrote the article is as stupid as the researchers who wasted their finite time by including finite time. If infinite monkeys had infinite time they still wouldn’t produce anything as sanctimonious as this post. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 2 hours ago, The Fish said: It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey gibbon infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot. PYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5197 Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted November 23, 2024 Share Posted November 23, 2024 Dutch police find gnome made of MDMA during drug bust https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy9jr3y8gv5o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted December 9, 2024 Share Posted December 9, 2024 https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/dec/09/us-woman-caught-with-golden-gun-in-luggage-at-sydney-airport-jailed-for-a-year-ntwnfb 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 9, 2024 Share Posted December 9, 2024 27 minutes ago, ewerk said: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/dec/09/us-woman-caught-with-golden-gun-in-luggage-at-sydney-airport-jailed-for-a-year-ntwnfb First line. “Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school” Stopped there 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted December 10, 2024 Share Posted December 10, 2024 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: First line. “Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school” Stopped there 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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