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[ewerk 26326]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

He didnt stop at Barnard Castle.  I hope someone has a photo of him.

No. He stopped NEAR Barnard Castle. Totally different thing.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Fucking hell, he’s telling us about having a shit in the woods now. Liars love putting in pointless details like this

[Gemmill 34441]

The volume of detail here feels like some sort of ploy. Jedi mind trick shit. I feel like I'm watching Adrian Mole read his diary. 

[Kid Dynamite 5906]

So he broke lockdown 3 times and was spotted at Barney and in the woods twice?

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 5906]

And if he felt his family were a target, that’s a police matter. Surely the government have personal protection officers to deal with this shit

[Kid Dynamite 5906]

It’s mental that he thinks this is just going to put it all to bed

[wykikitoon 16635]

Cuntsberg with the first question, of course.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

The volume of detail here feels like some sort of ploy. Jedi mind trick shit. I feel like I'm watching Adrian Mole read his diary. 

It’s a common tactic when people are interrogated. They think adding little details help the story but it just exposes it further because there’s more chance for inconsistencies. You never seen The Wire?!

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Asking people in a set order, fucking hell  

[Gemmill 34441]

There is absolutely no way that Kuennsberg hasn't been teed up to ask if he regrets it. He's blown the answer though, the stupid cunt.

[Monkeys Fist 38752]

He’s not a very good liar, is he? 

[ewerk 26326]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Cuntsberg with the first question, of course.

 

I assumed she'd have been under his desk.

[Gemmill 34441]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

It’s a common tactic when people are interrogated. They think adding little details help the story but it just exposes it further because there’s more chance for inconsistencies. You never seen The Wire?!

 

Motherfucker I've watched all 19 seasons of The First 48. I'm basically a trained interrogator at this stage. 

[Rayvin 4964]

I still have a bad feeling he's going to get away with this tbh.

[wykikitoon 16635]

 

[Kid Dynamite 5906]

I mean none of this remotely explains him breaking lockdown rules. A 90min round trip to Barnard Castle to check his eyesight ffs

[Gemmill 34441]

Decision has been made: no apology, no expression of regret, just a lost little boy reading a muddled diary entry. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Lying Tory cunt, not one ounce of remorse!

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Mad how these cunts develop a stutter when spouting complete bullshit.

[Tom 13844]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Mad how these cunts develop a stutter when spouting complete bullshit.

R-R-R-R-REMIX!

[Gemmill 34441]

This is mental like. Wasn't sure about my eyesight so piled the wife and kids into the car and went joyriding. It's not a proper eye test if you don't have some skin in the game. 

[Dr Gloom 19822]

of course it's the media's fault

[Dr Gloom 19822]

go on beth! so much better than peston and LK. loved the anger in her voice

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Fuck me, he won’t apologise for it  Your selected journos are giving you every hint that you need to say it, you thick fucker.

[Dr Gloom 19822]

blaming the media again, we are in Trumpland aren't we