Alex 38009 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 12:09, NJS said: That moment when we came out of Wembley after that match and the heavens opened is one of the darkest moments of my life - I even entertained for a moment the idea that there was a god and he was a cunt who hated us. Expand I got fucking soaked. Then stuck in a traffic jam for ages due to the Oasis concert at Knebworth. The faux-hard Manc cunts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38274 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 13:23, Gemmill said: This feels like group therapy. So here we go...... It all started when my, you know, my, my.....Willy was described as a Chinese mouse and I was stalked online by a taxi driver who went by the codename, 'Christmas Tree' etc, etc.... Expand Aye, TLDR Gemmill but at least it's off your chest now. You'll feel a lot better for sharing it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16872 Posted July 13, 2021 Author Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 14:17, Alex said: I got fucking soaked. Then stuck in a traffic jam for ages due to the Oasis concert at Knebworth. The faux-hard Manc cunts Expand Aye, all of that. And then we got pulled over by the police in North Yorkshire in the dead of night because my dad, and I quote, "wasn't driving equidistantly between the lines". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38274 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 We got soaked after the game at Wembley but I've no recollection whatsoever of getting back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38009 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Just to dampen the mood (pardon the shit pun) : 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38009 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 14:43, Meenzer said: Aye, all of that. And then we got pulled over by the police in North Yorkshire in the dead of night because my dad, and I quote, "wasn't driving equidistantly between the lines". Expand You’ve just reminded me - we had a parking ticket when we got back to the car near Wembley too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53094 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 14:42, Howmanheyman said: Aye, TLDR Gemmill but at least it's off your chest now. You'll feel a lot better for sharing it. Expand I've just always assumed that Chinese mice have enormous penises. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4739 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 14:43, Meenzer said: Aye, all of that. And then we got pulled over by the police in North Yorkshire in the dead of night because my dad, and I quote, "wasn't driving equidistantly between the lines". Expand Grimsby, 93, promotion, same place, exactly the same reason given. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15262 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 14:43, Meenzer said: Aye, all of that. And then we got pulled over by the police in North Yorkshire in the dead of night because my dad, and I quote, "wasn't driving equidistantly between the lines". Expand Pure Yorkshire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38009 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Yorkshire’s lovely. It’s just the locals who spoil it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8025 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 08:19, PaddockLad said: Can you imagine John Terry being captain of these lads? I think we can judge how important this issue is for the very fuckers who actually wanted a culture war by their reaction to being 5 nil down v a bunch of kids from council estates in the actual culture war The tabloids will have received their instructions by now though...unleash hell...again... Expand Not just Terry. Ferdinand, Ashley Cole, Gerrard, Scholes, Rooney, Owen etc Theres only really Lampard, Milner and Neville from that generation of players who seem to have any common sense or social conscience. We've got a special bunch of players in the current crop who, despite being richer than ever, don't seem anywhere near as bothered about the bling or roasting lasses in the Hilton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 16:06, Kid Dynamite said: Not just Terry. Ferdinand, Ashley Cole, Gerrard, Scholes, Rooney, Owen etc Theres only really Lampard, Milner and Neville from that generation of players who seem to have any common sense or social conscience. We've got a special bunch of players in the current crop who, despite being richer than ever, don't seem anywhere near as bothered about the bling or roasting lasses in the Hilton Expand I bet the aforementioned could take a penna though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34446 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Aye… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34446 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Tyrone Mings: ‘Let’s end racism’ Harry Maguire: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 17:18, ewerk said: Aye… Expand That was better than 2 of the three and as bad as the other. It is John Terry though so I'll happily accept that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38009 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Wummus Shitticus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3873 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 17:56, Ugly Mackems said: That was better than 2 of the three and as bad as the other. It is John Terry though so I'll happily accept that one. Expand Fuck Off. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46677 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 22:07, Alex said: Wummus Shitticus Expand I was going to say “ Welease Woger”, but … On 13/07/2021 at 22:24, Dougle said: Fuck Off. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 17:56, Ugly Mackems said: That was better than 2 of the three and as bad as the other. It is John Terry though so I'll happily accept that one. Expand Think you need to watch that again, cunt fell on his arse before he'd even hit the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 13/07/2021 at 23:28, Blastronaut said: Think you need to watch that again, cunt fell on his arse before he'd even hit the ball. Expand Only slightly worse than the three miscreants on Sunday. Rashford did though, actually stay upright whilst tickling the outside of the post. Credit where it's due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11479 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 14/07/2021 at 12:31, Ugly Mackems said: Only slightly worse than the three miscreants on Sunday. Rashford did though, actually stay upright whilst tickling the outside of the post. Credit where it's due. Expand Have you thought about a more fulfilling, creative hobby? What about brewing, or baking, or dogging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 1032 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 14/07/2021 at 13:24, The Fish said: Have you thought about a more fulfilling, creative hobby? What about brewing, or baking, or dogging? Expand Amateur explosives engineering? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ugly Mackems 134 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 14/07/2021 at 13:24, The Fish said: Have you thought about a more fulfilling, creative hobby? What about brewing, or baking, or dogging? Expand I've partook in 2 out of 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10788 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 14/07/2021 at 15:45, Ugly Mackems said: I've partook in 2 out of 3. Expand good. Leave the brewing to us Germans. At least it’s something we are good at. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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