The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Dr Gloom 19977]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’m not going to be making any real judgements based on watching 10 minutes of YouTube highlights tbh

 

it's never stopped us before

[Gemmill 35233]

Just now, Meenzer said:

 

I'm sure we can come up with some p€r$ua$iv€ a₹gum£nt$ for him

 

 

"Sign that bit of paper son, and within an hour you can have your first go on a private jet."

 

It is a big decision for a 19 year old mind. Especially when he knows the only other French speaker at the club is ASM and he'll just have to listen to him moan about how he should have had a foul/penalty/free kick."

[Gemmill 35233]

 

If Ekitike falls through.... Eeeesh.... Takes the shine off it a bit. 

 

Wood and a 6 week wait for Wilson doesn't look too clever. 

 

 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

If Ekitike falls through.... Eeeesh.... Takes the shine off it a bit. 

 

Wood and a 6 week wait for Wilson doesn't look too clever. 

 

 

Tyne Tees and an hour old  

[OTF 6274]

15 minutes ago, Alex said:

What is this ‘attacking options on the bench’ thing you speak of? 

 

Must be daft to not realise after all this time that a bench is just to hold up cart horses, cloggers, semi-crocks and kids rather than 'attacking options'.

[Dr Gloom 19977]

is the lingard deal dead and buried? we might have to test man u's resolve if ekitike doesn't fancy it. though i imagine they might decide to hang on to him given they've lost greenwood

[Gemmill 35233]

Fair play.

 

Burn victim on the last day of the season though. 

[Polarboy 2124]

 

As far as Hope's tweet on this, I thought it was reported ages ago that Ekitike was keen? So either that was bollocks then, Hope is full of shite, or the lad has changed his mind.

[OTF 6274]

28 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

     Incoming Ashley era first incomings.

 

 Viduka. 

 Barton.

 Rozehnal.

 Geremi.

 Smith.

 Cacapa! 

 Enrique.

 Faye. 

 Beye.

 

Enrique was bloody fantastic to be fair, we had him for the best part of his career as well with injuries ruining him and turning him into a keeper at Liverpool.

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

9 minutes ago, Xa9as said:

 

Only Gianluca Vialli with better mins:goal ratio! 😆

 

Which season?

 

Lately, Valli is on zero goals and zero minutes! 

 

[Polarboy 2124]

Phillips has gone to Bournemouth according to Romano. Seems an odd one. Maybe we didn't want him, or perhaps more likely the bin dippers didn't want to do us any favours.

[Alex 30692]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

Enrique was bloody fantastic to be fair, we had him for the best part of his career as well with injuries ruining him and turning him into a keeper at Liverpool.

That season in the championship when he looked like a bloke playing against the U12s 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

3 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Enrique was bloody fantastic to be fair, we had him for the best part of his career as well with injuries ruining him and turning him into a keeper at Liverpool.

 

Aye. The exclamation mark I meant after him and not Cacapa.

 

[OTF 6274]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

That season in the championship when he looked like a bloke playing against the U12s 

Him and Colo playing it out from the back....

[Polarboy 2124]

Rangers have reached an agreement with Juve for Ramsey 🤣 Something tells me this won't go through when Rangers see his wage demands. But maybe Juve will agree to pay a percentage to just get rid of him.

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

In 6 months he will be at Tottenham. 

 

[Dr Gloom 19977]

 

this one would be the icing on the cake 

[Gemmill 35233]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

this one would be the icing on the cake 

 

Aye good insurance against Ekitike falling through as well. In the words of Alan Pardew, we need more fret. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12836]

If Ekitike falls through, I’d smash the money down for a permanent deal for Lingard

[Christmas Tree 3997]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

this one would be the icing on the cake 

Yep, I’d love it if we pulled something special out the hat this evening just to keep the excitement going.

 

Cant wait for Everton

 

[Dr Gloom 19977]

i'm straight down the dry cleaners if we get ekitike and lingard 

[Gemmill 35233]

Downie sounding really negative on Ekitike. 9 HOURS 54 MINUTES. 

[Dr Gloom 19977]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Downie sounding really negative on Ekitike. 9 HOURS 54 MINUTES. 

 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Aye, I think we’re done.

[Gemmill 35233]

I mean he does work for Sky and he does want people to watch all day, so it's in his interest to pump up the drama, I suppose. 

 

But he's saying that it looks like time is running out. But it's an hour flight. Only thing that makes sense is if the player is really not that fussed on the move.