The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Howay 12480]

Manchester United would be mental to let him go to West Ham as things stand mind. Surely that’s the one situation where it makes more sense them letting him sit? He could strengthen a side that’s directly competing with them. 

[Gemmill 34835]

 

Jesse big balls wants it. 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12780]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Could well see Lingard choosing West Ham again tbh. 

Disregard. Send him a private jet big enough to hold his nads

[Dr Gloom 19878]

ekitike or lingard? i think for our situation, lingard is the safer option.

[Howay 12480]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

ekitike or lingard? i think for our situation, lingard is the safer option.

Ekitike has shown his plums haven’t developed yet. Lingard has just slapped his on Ragnicks desk and put a dint in the wood. Get Lingard in. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12780]

Get Lingard in and then Ekitike in the summer. Sounds good to me

[wykikitoon 16792]

Like @Howayhas said if Man Utd let Lingard go to them over us that's mental.  They're in rival for them at them moment and that would be funny as fuck if they allow it and it fucks em over,

[Diego21 1997]

Lingard. I don't think Ekitike could be help in this season with Wilson and Wood in the Squad. He is a player for the future. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12780]

Would be canny funny if, at about half 7, we just announced the signing of some other winger for about £3.5 million. The statement would read “We’ve signed this lad for the crack” or something along those lines

[Gemmill 34835]

Turns out Ekitike is the noise his balls make when he walks. 

[spongebob toonpants 3619]

Why not both.

 

I'm desperate for Ekitike because name is so beautifully palindromic

[Gemmill 34835]

1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Why not both.

 

I'm desperate for Ekitike because name is so beautifully palindromic

 

I just want us to sort Lingard and then tonight becomes about whether Ekitike has got the stones for it. He just becomes icing on the cake if it happens. 

 

I totally understand btw. If i was 19 and just finding my feet in Ligue 1, I'm not sure a relegation battle in the North East of England would look all that sexy. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Might struggle to sign the French lad in time if he continues to drag his heels.

[Gemmill 34835]

 

 

Who knows what to make of reports in France mind...but doesn't sound great. 

 

 

[Gemmill 34835]

More people saying it's off now on twitter. All eyes on Lingard. 

[Tom 13883]

 

[trophyshy 6441]

FFS I wasted 6 minutes on youtube and two tissues on this joker.  

[Gemmill 34835]

Nice family. Sounds more like the new Anelka than the new Henry.

 

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12780]

His Mam wants him out the house

[Gemmill 34835]

Merson should get that mole looked at. 

[Howay 12480]

This is the kind of chaos we wanted tbf. The French clubs are always good value for this sort of stuff. I think he’s a summer target they moved up interest in due to the Lingard deal being difficult and west ham supposedly showing interest in Eketike. 

[tinofbeans 86]

rumours are we are after carrasco from athletico madrid. proper player. i do hope so... 

[Tom 13883]

Clubs fucking us over now will go on THE LIST in the long run. Man U want to be fucking careful or we’ll buy Ronaldo and make him work in the club shop. 

 

[Gemmill 34835]

CT wishes he was Jesse's girl. 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38911]

8 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

FFS I wasted 6 minutes on youtube and two tissues on this joker.  

6 minutes? 
 

Show off.