The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[sammynb 2929]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

What time are we booking the first Toontastic team wank in? Gonna need to release the pressure at some point and it's probably best if we synchronise our scrotums. 

 

I'm done for today, look forward to reading about the new squad in the morning.

Here's something for when you all get to @Monkeys Fist's shed. NSFW

[OTF 6147]

14 minutes ago, Tom said:

Hugo Ekitike was born on the same day Hugo Viana signed for NUFC. 
 

(20 June 2002)

 

HUGO FACTS 

 

This is HUGO if true.

[Tom 13844]

Anyone getting any work done today then?  

[MrBass 2223]

So who's left? Lingard and Zapata?  May has well hoy Spurs a couple of riyals to put Dele Alli out of his misery as a last minute pity signing. 

[wykikitoon 16634]

Lingard will be announced at 22:00 IMO

[Gemmill 34440]

4 minutes ago, Tom said:

Anyone getting any work done today then?  

 

I've got 2.5 hours worth of meetings left to go. I'm absolutely livid. 

[Tom 13844]

 

 

[Gemmill 34440]

BTW if Ekitike doesn't go through today, it sounds like it'll be because of delays introduced by Brexit, so make sure you all let CT and Asprilla know how you feel about that.

 

[Tom 13844]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

I've got 2.5 hours worth of meetings left to go. I'm absolutely livid. 

Im on project work thank fuck as I’d be no used anybody in a meeting  

 

Mainly tea & toast on repeat with SSN blasting like the telescreen from 1984. I can’t turn it off.

[Sonatine 9991]

Split shift for me today, so I'm back in this afternoon.  Doing fuck all then tbf 

[Gemmill 34440]

Just now, Tom said:

 

 

 

Don't know who he is but I'm fully invested in stealing a Spurs target on deadline day. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Carrasco  would be some effort if this potential team got relegated

[wykikitoon 16634]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

 

 

Imagine if we took him off Spurs.  Fuck me

 

I said it when we took over. Spurs IMO will drop out of the so called 'Top 6' 

[Tom 13844]

 

[wykikitoon 16634]

I love that account  

[Tom 13844]

3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Carrasco  would be some effort if this potential team got relegated

I’m more worried about Europe mate 

[Gemmill 34440]

Sounds like the Sue Gray report is gonna drop today. Classic tories, when they know everyone in the country is distracted by Newcastle absolutely taking the piss on Deadline Day. 

[Tom 13844]

Also I think Ant put a filter on so if you type “mate” M 8 (without the space) it comes it mate.

 

Am fuming m9

[wykikitoon 16634]

All redacted 

[ewerk 26326]

5 minutes ago, Xa9as said:

Carrasco still got it? Not heard his name for a few years. Thought he was smashing it at Monaco then Atletico before going to China.

 

File that one under Twitter bullshit for me like.

 

Must be into his 30's now - £60M seems a bit far fetched, plus going to be on a fortune that we won't be paying just yet. 

 

 

 

He's 28 and has been a regular for Atleti for a couple of seasons now. He would be a top class signing.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

 

[Tom 13844]

Trippier’s been texting his mates. 

 

“Come here it’s class, proper normcore, the hydrotherapy units are styled as old bins, very niche!”

[wykikitoon 16634]

 

The bants on Twtter today  

 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

 

[Gemmill 34440]

Someone on N-O the other day was getting excited about the prospect of calling opposing strikers "Burn victims" which I quite enjoyed.