The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Dr Gloom 19878]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I just want us to sort Lingard and then tonight becomes about whether Ekitike has got the stones for it. He just becomes icing on the cake if it happens. 

 

I totally understand btw. If i was 19 and just finding my feet in Ligue 1, I'm not sure a relegation battle in the North East of England would look all that sexy. 

 

chinese mouse balls 

[Dr Gloom 19878]

 

 

[Alex 30526]

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Nice family. Sounds more like the new Anelka than the new Henry.

 

 

 

 

Well we can sell him to Real Madrid for a profit after he wins us the double in that case. 

[wykikitoon 16787]

18 minutes ago, tinofbeans said:

rumours are we are after carrasco from athletico madrid. proper player. i do hope so... 

I think that's already been said it wont happen in this window.

[wykikitoon 16787]

20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Merson should get that mole looked at. 

It gets bigger every week.

[wykikitoon 16787]

SSN Saying Ibangyamam is at the airport on the way to Barceleona and apparently Arsenal are surprised as nothing has been agreed yet  

[Dr Gloom 19878]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

SSN Saying Ibangyamam is at the airport on the way to Barceleona and apparently Arsenal are surprised as nothing has been agreed yet  

 

[Monkeys Fist 38911]

28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Merson should get that mole looked at. 

No he shouldn’t. 
 

[wykikitoon 16787]

Merson thinks if Everton sign Alli its the signining of the window

[wykikitoon 16787]

Merson is fucking blotto man.  Thought Lingard was a perm move, then told it was a loan.  What a fucking mong.

[Monkeys Fist 38911]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Merson thinks if Everton sign Alli its the signining of the window

Point of order- no he doesn’t. 

[wykikitoon 16787]

 

Says it all

[NJS 3986]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Merson is fucking blotto man.  Thought Lingard was a perm move, then told it was a loan.  What a fucking mong.

It would be a great move for him.... but he should stay and fight for his place... 

 

 

[wykikitoon 16787]

WTF Holoway looking smooth as fuck  

[trophyshy 6441]

36 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

6 minutes?
 

Show off.

 

There was a canny few adverts.

[wykikitoon 16787]

Apparently Bruno isn't wow enough for Merson.  He fucking hates us doesn't he  

[Ayatollah Hermione 12775]

Trippier isn’t an outstanding signing apparently  Where do they find this lot

[Chaser 1055]

Merson hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, his mouth is moving before his brain is telling it what to say. Can't believe he still gets a gig on SSN, I think Gemmill probably has more international player knowledge than he does. 

Edited January 31, 2022 by Chaser

[Alex 30526]

Merson’s definitely got an issue with NUFC in general. What a massive shame he’s gambled away most of his money. 

[scoobos 297]

Hoping for Lingard - thinking he could be our next Rob Lee.

[Tom 13883]

Apparently Dele Alli is his way to Everton and Spurs got FORTY MILLION for him 😬

[Tom 13883]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Merson’s definitely got an issue with NUFC in general. What a massive shame he’s gambled away most of his money. 

Make no mistake he’ll have loved the past 14 years under Ashley. 

 

He’ll have to go back on the drink for the next 14.

[wykikitoon 16787]

4 minutes ago, Tom said:

Apparently Dele Alli is his way to Everton and Spurs got FORTY MILLION for him 😬

Aren't they constraied by FFP?

[PaddockLad 14655]

It’s a free initially then  10 million after 20 games for Dele Ali…..that seems bizarre…

[Dr Gloom 19878]

13 minutes ago, Tom said:

Apparently Dele Alli is his way to Everton and Spurs got FORTY MILLION for him 😬

 

eh? i thought everton were knackered by FFP. and where the fuck do they get £40m from?