Howe's Brazil Black and White Army v Fat Franks Right Wing Red Wall Bluedippers

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Definitely feels like the momentum is creeping on our side a bit. Never underestimate what general positivity and optimism about the place can do to a team. 

[Gemmill 34442]

BTW to the lads saying that if Howe didn't start Bruno, he basically needed to fuck off.... 

 

HOWE do you like them apples?! 

 

I say HOWE do you like THEM apples?! 

 

 

[Andrew 4219]

4 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/feb/08/newcastle-everton-premier-league-match-report

 

Louise Taylor is fucking livid  A match report on how Everton lost rather than how we won, calling out the fans for targeting Pickford, and ASM the only worthwhile mention from our side.

 

This paragraph is fucking hilarious, shes a fucking awful writer at the best of times, desperately trying to reach her word counts but it goes to a new level when shes also trying to accomplish something with her writing rather than just reporting on the match

 

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The nights may be starting to get a little lighter but, whenever Jordan Pickford, touched the ball it felt as if the clock had been turned back to pantomime season. To Newcastle fans, villains do not come bigger than Everton’s former Sunderland goalkeeper and they subjected to him to some pretty relentless high-decibel booing. By way of variety, there were repeated, rather rude, choruses referring to his Wearside heritage but Pickford simply responded by reminding everyone that his kicking is very good indeed.

 

[Andrew 4219]

Just now, Gemmill said:

BTW to the lads saying that if Howe didn't start Bruno, he basically needed to fuck off.... 

 

HOWE do you like them apples?! 

 

I say HOWE do you like THEM apples?! 

 

 

 

Team pissy pants can't contain themselves.

[Gemmill 34442]

2 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

What a difference two decent full backs makes. Reminds me of when Keegan brought in Venison and Beresford. Totally changes the team.

 

IIRC it’s one of the first things Guardiola did when he took over at Man City. 

 

I didn't think we really needed a left back, but I thought Targett just looked rock solid all night. Makes a huge difference to someone just getting by. 

[Isegrim 8870]

2 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

What a difference two decent full backs makes. Reminds me of when Keegan brought in Venison and Beresford. Totally changes the team.

 

IIRC it’s one of the first things Guardiola did when he took over at Man City. 

 

[Billy Whitehurst 790]

So I assume we’re all heading across to ReadyToGo in the absence of Match of the Day?

[thebrokendoll 7090]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

he's shite.

read it on rtg.

[Alex 30396]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

This paragraph is fucking hilarious, shes a fucking awful writer at the best of times, desperately trying to reach her word counts but it goes to a new level when shes also trying to accomplish something with her writing rather than just reporting on the match

 

 

 she has a particularly tortuous way of not saying very much. 

[trophyshy 6434]

When I think back to when the club last actually aligned with the fans’ passion. It was almost transcendent. Here we fucking go lads and lasses. 

[Kid Dynamite 5906]

It's a good job Joelinton is a machine in midfield mind  

 

 

[Andrew 4219]

39 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Holgate OG

https://mixture.gg/v/6202d0ce05ae3

 

Fraser goal

https://mixture.gg/v/6202d19c831ad

 

Trippier goal

https://mixture.gg/v/6202df943e604

 

Just watched trippiers goal again, PIckford setting up the gap for him  Still, Im certainly thinking about how good his kicking is...

 

Frasers goal was so well worked across Evertons box, ASM is so much more productive when hes able to get the ball in that area rather than having to come from the halfway line, no bullshit, quickly to the byline, ball in.

[Isegrim 8870]

Lee is already on the Piranis err Pureonies err this Italian stuff remotely tasting like beer.

[Alex 30396]

5 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

So I assume we’re all heading across to ReadyToGo in the absence of Match of the Day?

Do you happen to know how Cheltenham got on tonight? 

[Andrew 4219]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

Lee is already on the Piranis err Pureonies err this Italian stuff remotely tasting like beer.

 

"Trippier steals the show with sublime show"

[Dr Gloom 19822]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I'm fucking buzzing I won't sleep tonighf

i just opened another can and am sitting in front of sky sports news waiting for the love true faith podcast in lieu of motd. Happy days 

[ewerk 26326]

[Gemmill 34442]

I bet Ryder's good at Wordle. 

[trophyshy 6434]

4 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Lee is already on the Piranis err Pureonies err this Italian stuff remotely tasting like beer.

He’s scored Lascelles higher than ASM.  I reckon he’s had a few prostetos too. 

[Gemmill 34442]

Just now, ewerk said:

 

Dipshit Donny. 

[ewerk 26326]

He definitely had that one saved in his drafts.  

Edited February 8, 2022 by ewerk

[Isegrim 8870]

11 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

So I assume we’re all heading across to ReadyToGo in the absence of Match of the Day?

I can’t remember when I have been over there, must have been when they signed Helmer.

[Gemmill 34442]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

 

15th Jan that reply.  He's sat on that one. 

 

He's a COLD FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER. 

[PaddockLad 14585]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i just opened another can and am sitting in front of sky sports news waiting for the love true faith podcast in lieu of motd. Happy days 

Ive just got in from the pub where I watched the game with several members of our old Sunday morning football team, one of whom is a die hard Everton fan  . 25+ years on we still fuckin hate each other for the 90mins   

[Dr Gloom 19822]

14 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

"Trippier steals the show with sublime show"