Howmanheyman 39016 Posted Tuesday at 14:07 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:07 16 minutes ago, Toonpack said: With your knees knocking together moving at pace the poor cunt probably thought someone was machine gunning him. So basically CT's wet dream? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35030 Posted Tuesday at 14:17 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:17 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: So basically CT's wet dream? The knee knocks getting more rapid as he gets onto the vinegar strokes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53839 Posted Tuesday at 14:31 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:31 This mockery is why I'm holding back the killer reveal from the call. I dropped the first nugget to see how you'd behave. You've only got yourselves to blame for what happens now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24723 Posted Tuesday at 14:33 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:33 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: I dropped the first nugget to see how you'd behave. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35030 Posted Tuesday at 14:38 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:38 SPOILER ALERT! He’s been following Lee Ryder around the Walker Aldi. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53839 Posted Tuesday at 14:42 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:42 I said "well known local journalist". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12507 Posted Tuesday at 15:06 Share Posted Tuesday at 15:06 24 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I said "well known local journalist". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 39016 Posted Tuesday at 15:22 Share Posted Tuesday at 15:22 42 minutes ago, ewerk said: SPOILER ALERT! He’s been following Lee Ryder around the Walker Aldi. I saw him at Benton Asda on the phone, couldn't make out what he was saying but didn't really think I missed anything seismic tbh. 14 minutes ago, Sonatine said: Wide of the mark. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53839 Posted Tuesday at 16:17 Share Posted Tuesday at 16:17 We're after Leonardo Balerdi from Marseille according to Hope. And that man.... Is..... A CENTRE BACK. 🚨🚨🚨DEFENSIVE PRIORITY KLAXON!! 🚨🚨🚨 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10934 Posted Tuesday at 16:20 Share Posted Tuesday at 16:20 56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I saw him at Benton Asda on the phone, couldn't make out what he was saying but didn't really think I missed anything seismic tbh. Wide of the mark. Couldn’t even push his trolley over the line, even though it was a Friday at 3pm 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 39016 Posted Tuesday at 16:38 Share Posted Tuesday at 16:38 16 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Couldn’t even push his trolley over the line, even though it was a Friday at 3pm Was probably just ordering a takeaway after the McDonalds at asda was temporarily shut for the afternoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24533 Posted Tuesday at 16:38 Share Posted Tuesday at 16:38 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: I cannot reveal my sources but I will reveal that I spotted him from a distance and shifted through the gears to full turbo-waddle to catch up with him in the hope that we were on a transfer business call. 'Sorry Pet, Tha's gonna have to gan, there's some stoner cunt I can smell near me' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12718 Posted Tuesday at 17:13 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:13 56 minutes ago, Gemmill said: We're after Leonardo Balerdi from Marseille according to Hope. And that man.... Is..... A CENTRE BACK. 🚨🚨🚨DEFENSIVE PRIORITY KLAXON!! 🚨🚨🚨 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5607 Posted Tuesday at 18:21 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:21 On 30/06/2025 at 13:30, Gemmill said: Wouldn't fancy getting pegged off that. Wouldn't really fancy getting pegged off anyone, but hey ho, live and let live 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10934 Posted Tuesday at 18:32 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:32 (edited) 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: The french relative of Essembee while wearing a "useless Joe" shirt he got from his English cousin. Edited Tuesday at 18:33 by Isegrim 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24723 Posted Tuesday at 18:50 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:50 Looks like we have to create a reverse gazump thread https://talksport.com/football/3338134/newcastle-aston-villa-anthony-elanga-nottingham-forest-transfer-news/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53839 Posted Tuesday at 19:09 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:09 Villa flush from selling their women's team. What a load of shit the premier league is. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8263 Posted Tuesday at 19:32 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:32 Villa can have him for £60m. We can do better. Where is the Hot Mitch Summer ?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24533 Posted Tuesday at 19:37 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:37 4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Villa can have him for £60m. We can do better. Where is the Hot Mitch Summer ?!? It's still only the 1st of July. I'll piss my pants on the 8th 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3130 Posted Tuesday at 20:57 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:57 Federico Bernardeschi is now a free agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted Tuesday at 21:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:12 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47267 Posted Tuesday at 21:35 Share Posted Tuesday at 21:35 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Was probably just ordering a takeaway after the McDonalds at asda was temporarily shut for the afternoon. On the phone to cock-eyed Mala asking him how many fridge packs of Fosters he wanted shoplifting? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11305 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 11 hours ago, Gemmill said: Villa flush from selling their women's team. What a load of shit the premier league is. it is. however... nobody loves a bit of richard masters bashing more than me, I despise the cunt but fail to see how he or his organisation is currently responsible for our inability to sign any fucker at all, not even a goalkeeper we by all accounts had in the bag up to a year ago, without quibbling over a few quid. very reminiscent of summer '24 but with less money involved. it's fucking pitiful. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53839 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago (edited) 30 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: it is. however... nobody loves a bit of richard masters bashing more than me, I despise the cunt but fail to see how he or his organisation is currently responsible for our inability to sign any fucker at all, not even a goalkeeper we by all accounts had in the bag up to a year ago, without quibbling over a few quid. very reminiscent of summer '24 but with less money involved. it's fucking pitiful. Totally agree. We appear to be fucking up a other transfer window. Edited 22 hours ago by Gemmill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24533 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Listening to the wireless and they're talking about Pedro to Chelsea. They said the reason he has stated for going there is to be a guaranteed starter for Brazil. They said they don't think he's pulled up trees at Brighton so find this an odd move. Totally agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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