Transfers, 2024-25 season

[Alex 38574]

2 minutes ago, Dougle said:

My original post on the subject was purely pointing out that as a ridiculously wealthy person you can pretty much live anywhere and still enjoy anywhere else, why some are comparing their life/situation to a bloke who may earn a few million quid per year is beyond me

 

I can’t speak for anyone else but I was motivated by boredom 

[MrBass 3279]

14 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

I've been largely ignoring this thread cos the whole situation is pissing me off - but then I saw that it got the "hot" label and thought maybe, just maybe, we were signing someone.

 

Nope, just a weather forecast...

 

Servers clearly had just been migrated to a London data centre 

[wykikitoon 24571]

I thought Elanga had been announced  

[Dr Gloom 24812]

came for the transfer speculation. stayed for the weather updates 

[Billy Whitehurst 1091]

FWIW I love living in London but completely understand why a lot of people hate the place.

 

One thing that shouldn’t be overlooked is that there are huge ex-pat communities here so for foreign players that can be a draw.

 

In the case of Pedro, there are thousands of Brazilians and Portuguese and it can feel a like bit of a home from home.

 

He’s still a fucking snide though.

[Craig 8168]

10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I thought Elanga had been announced  

Dougle thinks he's a cunt if he goes anywhere but Newcastle

[Ayatollah Hermione 15528]

https://x.com/mhardysport/status/1941092046183534847
 

Everybody shut up now 

[wykikitoon 24571]

[Kid Dynamite 8166]

Bosh

 

[Dougle 3980]

33 minutes ago, Craig said:

Dougle thinks he's a cunt if he goes anywhere but Newcastle

 

Yes sir

[The Fish 11693]

18 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

https://x.com/mhardysport/status/1941092046183534847
 

Everybody shut up now 

 

Centre back ✅

Young ✅

Playing abroad ✅

Eye-talian ✅

 

[Dr Gloom 24812]

[Chaser 1505]

 

 

Hope he doesn't mind it being 5 Deg cooler than London. 

[ewerk 35085]

Are you all missing where it says we’ve had a £55m bid accepted for Elanga?

 

Big Mitch leaves and suddenly we’re splashing the cash. Gemmill is more cursed that the tomb of Tutankhamun.

[ewerk 35085]

https://archive.ph/IVND6

[Gemmill 53961]

He's the only person reporting that the Elanga bid has been accepted? I wonder if he just saw the title of The Magpie TV Channel's YouTube video, which they had to rescind on the actual video. 

[Dr Gloom 24812]

also says a price is close to being agreed with burnley for trafford 

[Dr Gloom 24812]

if we can get those three in before or close to the start of pre-season, things are looking pretty decent all of a sudden. that would leave just a CF to go, plus possibly a new CM if one of willock or longstaff leave

[wykikitoon 24571]

6'4" 

Wor Eddie loves a unit

[Howmanheyman 39092]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

fuck me, arguing about the weather is a new low. when does the new season start again?

 

Is this the spy thread?

 

"The weather in London is five degrees warmer than Newcastle at this time of the year."

 

"The premier league footballer, like the southern rat, may be spotted moving North but no further than the tip of the southern climate."

 

"I shall get up in one minute, take the briefcase, in it is all the hot Mitch summer temperatures and player targets with the limits each club will not sanction a sale. This concludes the end of your DoF interview. The MLFs will self destruct a month into the new season. Good luck."

[Dougle 3980]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

right, i can't believe you've dragged me down to this dougle, but here are the week ahead forecasts

 

 

 

 

That is a forecast man you daft shite... check out the records of what has actually happened over the course of a whole year or matbe ten or erm 50

[Dr Gloom 24812]

9 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

That is a forecast man you daft shite... check out the records of what has actually happened over the course of a whole year or matbe ten or erm 50

[Dougle 3980]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

[Dougle 3980]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

[Dougle 3980]

From Chatgpt admittedly not the superior mind of the southern based Doctor of the Gloom

So the AI may be wrong