Norma's Nuanced Nabob's Newcastle v Shergar's Shithouse Stealing Scouser's

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

This refereeing  

[Isegrim 8872]

Diving cunt

[Howmanheyman 26907]

Willock the invisible man in our midfield today so far. 

[Howay 12460]

Howe should just make a compilation of Diaz’s performances and force ASM to watch, just to show him what a skillful player can do if he passes rather than dribbling non stop. 

[Howay 12460]

Text book shoulder to shoulder given as a foul  

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Willock the invisible man in our midfield today so far. 

Hey,no criticising The Waster.Not allowed on here.

[Howay 12460]

Honestly it’s so fucking boring playing these, it’s hard enough to start with let alone the way refs officiate. 

[Kid Dynamite 5935]

We haven't really turned up today. Need to keep it at 1-0 and try and nick a goal 

[Gemmill 34558]

Mackems definitely in the playoffs cos Plymouth are 3 down at home. Either they fuck the playoffs up or they're in a season long relegation battle next year. I'm not fussy. 

[Howmanheyman 26907]

 

 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 34558]

The ref's wearing shoulder pads on his biceps.  wtf is that. 

 

[Howay 12460]

I think we tried to play on the front foot a bit and the goal knocked the wind out. I think it’s always worth remembering the level many of our players are compared to theirs, Shelvey really needs replaced at DM. Targett V Diaz is a good example really, Targett isn’t having a bad game but he still can’t lay a glove on Diaz. 

[Tom 13867]

2 hours ago, Tom said:

Looking forward to see how Klopp’s Liverpool,

who are treated so unfairly, manage to cheat today.

🙃

[Howay 12460]

Pretty sure Keita could commit GBH and not even concede a foul. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

We haven't really turned up today. Need to keep it at 1-0 and try and nick a goal 

Too lightweight in midfield and a man short if you include The Waster’s contribution.Get him off and bring on Woody so at least we’ll have presence up front.

[acrossthepond 707]

It really is dire playing these, the stifling, yawn-inducing pressing, the flagrant ref bias in their favor, and the all-day all-night wankfest from the commentary team every time one of them controls a ball. That's before even getting into having to look at Klopp's grizzled becapped beaming intensity and passion or whatever the fuck. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Thought we haven’t done too badly really considering. If Almiron had held his run for half a second longer, he’d have been onside and we’d have scored. Mind, they’d have spent 25 minutes in the VAR booth looking for a way to disallow it

[Gemmill 34558]

Is that not a yellow for Keita there like. Fuck me. 

[Howay 12460]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Thought we haven’t done too badly really considering. If Almiron had held his run for half a second longer, he’d have been onside and we’d have scored. Mind, they’d have spent 25 minutes in the VAR booth looking for a way to disallow it

They’d have found some shoulder to shoulder where Jota flung himself down to disallow it. Fucking no chance any goal for us stands today with Deano in Stockley, the ugly Wirral cunt. 

[Andrew 4224]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Is that not a yellow for Keita there like. Fuck me. 

What a stupid question

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

That Maxi situation before. All he has to do is switch the ball to Almiron and make a run in the box for the cross to come in. He does all the hard work, that’s the frustrating part 

[Howay 12460]

The delay on the whistle for that foul on Willock , is there any reason I can avoid giving a foul here. 

[sammynb 2929]

Is this where Shelvey puts it into CT's face in the corner?

[Howay 12460]

Ohhh so head injuries now stop play? I thought you just played on allowing the other team to score

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

A head injury because he headed the ball !!!!