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9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Dubravka can't be our stand in keeper next season. Karius neither.

 

Shoot to his right and we're fucked

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It's pretty hard to get a quality backup keeper that is  happy to be on the bench. Ideally we'd upgrade Pope and let him be reserve but I doubt he'd be happy with that.

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15 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Yeah, and that leads you to the fear for next season. We have no idea how much we're able to spend without selling this summer, maybe nothing? Most of the players on your list above dont have significant sell on value. That's why I've been saying that hopefully someone at the club is smartly working to market Miggy, Wilson etc. Going to have to be extraordinarily clever in the market unless there's something in the accounts we don't know. 

 

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. 

 

Saleable assets are;

Almiron £15-£20m

Longstaff £25m

Wilson £15m

Targett £10m

Lascelles £5-10m

Krafth £2m

Hayden £2m

Fraser £3m

Dubravka £1m

 

c£80-£90m

 

Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius

 

Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.

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40 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. 

 

Saleable assets are;

Almiron £15-£20m

Longstaff £25m

Wilson £15m

Targett £10m

Lascelles £5-10m

Krafth £2m

Hayden £2m

Fraser £3m

Dubravka £1m

 

c£80-£90m

 

Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius

 

Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.

 

or we could just sell ourselves shearer's bar for £1b.

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1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

or we could just sell ourselves shearer's bar for £1b.

 

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

 

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. 

 

Saleable assets are;

Almiron £15-£20m

Longstaff £25m

Wilson £15m

Targett £10m

Lascelles £5-10m

Krafth £2m

Hayden £2m

Fraser £3m

Dubravka £1m

 

c£80-£90m

 

Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius

 

Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.


We aint selling Lascelles with a fucked ACL. Mofo be here fo-ever.

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25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

or we could just sell ourselves shearer's bar for £1b.

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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:


We aint selling Lascelles with a fucked ACL. Mofo be here fo-ever.

Maybe not. Maybe yes. Maybe they won't give a fuck. 

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1 minute ago, The Fish said:

Maybe not. Maybe yes. Maybe they won't give a fuck. 

West Ham will have him if Moyes was there.

Agree with the rest though.

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55 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Maybe not. Maybe yes. Maybe they won't give a fuck. 

 

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10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

'murphy has more assists than almiron BUT WE AREN'T READY TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION'

 

Who's 'we' and why does he want a conversation about it?

 

There's another one on mute. That kid, not you, Wykiki. :good:

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5 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

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Sports Direct has lost a Court of Appeal bid over Newcastle United's exclusive football kit supply deal with rival retailer JD Sports.

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5 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

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Sports Direct has lost a Court of Appeal bid over Newcastle United's exclusive football kit supply deal with rival retailer JD Sports.

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17 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

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Sports Direct has lost a Court of Appeal bid over Newcastle United's exclusive football kit supply deal with rival retailer JD Sports.

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47 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

 

Get Summerville and he'll dwarf both Murphys & Almirons numbers.

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1 minute ago, Chaser said:

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Dont think we should be signing Jay Spearing

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1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

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Sports Direct has lost a Court of Appeal bid over Newcastle United's exclusive football kit supply deal with rival retailer JD Sports.

 

won't be happy till the fat cunt trips over in front of a steamroller.

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2 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

 

Get Summerville and he'll dwarf both Murphys & Almirons numbers.

 

I dont think we need a third right footed LW fella

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