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To be honest, I’m happy for Howe to be the man for recruitment. He knows what he’s doing, he’s a workaholic, knows what players he wants, and has a track record of successful signings. I’m pretty chill about this. He’ll take the lead for the window. That definitely adds to our ability to react quickly in the market by removing a middle man who isn’t in the same page. This is not sustainable for the future but for this window it could be a positive, especially if Mitchel was insisting he knew best, which, based on current evidence, he fuckin did not at all. End of the day, I trust Howe. If he doesn’t think he can work with Mitchel then Mitchel has to go. 

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What actually did this bloke do whilst here?

He swaggered in with his big balls and big belly and his "not fit for purpose" comments.

But aye, not fit for purpose ay Paul?

How much did we spend overall on this fella?

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Just now, Gemmill said:

 

Mutual consent is usually polite wording for "we just sacked the cunt". 

 

It won't be gross misconduct but clearly he's not impressed anyone with his plans for the window. 

 

Quite possibly, Eddie was all about "get it done now" and was meeting the bossman (who was all over Eddie at FT on Sunday lots of hugs and a decent length jovial chat). 

 

Eddie's stock must be incredibly high with PIF after what he's achieved, if Al-Rumayyan has gone to Mitchell and said OK so what's the plan and it's been all options rather than identified targets, could well see it being less than well received.

 

Deffo not gross-misconduct, that's "clear your desk and go now" stuff, not go a month later.

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Last week at SJP:

 

"Well Paul,  it's that time of the year again! Would you like to present your targets and action plan for recruiting them?

 

"Well....errr..... I was waiting to see who got relegated and....errr..... See if there would be any clubs in PSR trouble so errr.... I'm only now just starting to see what's what but I do have some data on this season's player statistics, it's really good and informative if I say so myself."

 

"I'm sorry, what?"

 

"Daz, Daz, help me out a bit here."

 

"Sorry Paul, you're on your own here, Darren has an appointment at the Stack right now, he's doing 'the rat pack' tribute, his Sinatra is really good."

 

"Fuck."

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

The opposite, I think. He'll be the man calling the shots. 

 

Well someone fucking has to. This is clearly a result of the chairman's visit at the weekend.

 

I'm afraid Mitchell has no one to blame but Gemmill and his eternally doomed prediction of a Hot Mitch Summer.

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5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Last week at SJP:

 

"Well Paul,  it's that time of the year again! Would you like to present your targets and action plan for recruiting them?

 

"Well....errr..... I was waiting to see who got relegated and....errr..... See if there would be any clubs in PSR trouble so errr.... I'm only now just starting to see what's what but I do have some data on this season's player statistics, it's really good and informative if I say so myself."

 

"I'm sorry, what?"

 

"Daz, Daz, help me out a bit here."

 

"Sorry Paul, you're on your own here, Darren has an appointment at the Stack right now, he's doing 'the rat pack' tribute, his Sinatra is really good."

 

"Fuck."


The annoying thing is, you're probably not a million miles from the truth here.

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2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Quite possibly, Eddie was all about "get it done now" and was meeting the bossman (who was all over Eddie at FT on Sunday lots of hugs and a decent length jovial chat). 

 

Eddie's stock must be incredibly high with PIF after what he's achieved, if Al-Rumayyan has gone to Mitchell and said OK so what's the plan and it's been all options rather than identified targets, could well see it being less than well received.

 

Deffo not gross-misconduct, that's "clear your desk and go now" stuff, not go a month later.

 

I assume Mitchell was in the same meeting, if the decision hadn't yet been taken to bullet him. 

 

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Mitchell being asleep at the wheel for Cunha to Man United is what has prompted the move fast comments, and that's flared up when it looks like Mbeumo and Delap might also be headed there. 

 

If that's three of our big summer targets gone/all but gonr before the window has even opened, that would be enough to cost Mitchell his job. 

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Aye, I presume he's dithered whilst waiting to see if we actually do qualify for the CL. Meanwhile, Man Utd rolled the dice before they knew if they were in or out. 

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Aye, this looks to me like there’s fundamentally different approaches to transfers that the two of them can’t get past. Howe’s position has never been stronger and neither will budge so Mitchell has to go. Probably fortuitous that Eales, the bloke who probably brought Mitchell in, is away as well so there goes even more support. FWIW, I fully expect Steve Nickson to get the job. He and Howe seem fairly aligned and his name was in the hat post-Ashworth 

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I assume Mitchell was in the same meeting, if the decision hadn't yet been taken to bullet him. 

 

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Mitchell being asleep at the wheel for Cunha to Man United is what has prompted the move fast comments, and that's flared up when it looks like Mbeumo and Delap might also be headed there. 

 

If that's three of our big summer targets gone/all but gonr before the window has even opened, that would be enough to cost Mitchell his job. 

 

Possibly, but strange choice of words from Eddie (who is nothing if not careful with words) "I'm meeting the chairman" as opposed to "we're having a meeting".

 

Wouldn't be surprised if he was bending the chairman's lugs during the hugs, was a canny back snd forth going on.

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Just now, Rayvin said:

At least if Howe was involved in this, as does seem likely, it means he's not going to be in a 'blindsided and alarmed by the chaos' position.

 

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Pacino as Howe. Diane Keaton playing the part of Mitchell. 

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1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

:lol:

 

the nufc sweepstake place in order from first to last....

 

stadium announcement 

eales replacement

first team signing 

mitchell replacement

tbd wins a ballot ticket

foundations dug first new training ground

 

 

Fucking hell, keep it realistic, option 5 is pure fantasy.

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The bit I can't agree with is in Mitchell's statement when he says "I'm leaving at a time that is right for me and the club".

Absolute bullshit! It's not in the club's best interests to be going into a second successive summer without a Sporting Director in position. If Eales stepping down is a factor, this cunt should have signalled his intentions at the same time, or soon thereafter. The timing is shit - he isn't leaving for another month. 

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36 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I thought there must have been something up when he didn't get on the pitch in his Speedos for the lap of honour. 

The useless fucking fat fuck saw all our posts about hot Mitch summer and has booked himself for an extended trip to Malaga.

 

What a spectacularly not fit for purpose signing he turned out to be.

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