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Just now, Meenzer said:

 

That might be my new favourite random claim to fame :lol:

 

 

 

Cunt's lass' chihuahua had pissed all over the back bedroom curtains (not high up obviously) fucking stank, agent/club arranged cleaning etc. He'd also punched a dent in the main bedroom door, that was sorted too.

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6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

They certainly used to, the club rented my gaff through an agent 17 years ago for Wesley Ngo Baheng and his lass while I was working in Aberdeen, gaff wasn't first teamer standard btw. 

 

Agent had a few from the club come and look at it and Baheng was second viewer and wanted it. If a players in a rental it'll be through an agent but club will pay.

 

Neighbours got a shock when they saw a young black lad feeding my fish 😁

Euphemism?

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30 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Nah that can't be right is it? When a player first arrives, I can see them putting a player up for 3 months until they work out where they want to live, but the club isn't responsible for the long term housing of grown adults, surely? 


I suspect they club provides their employees with options to subscribe to services (including housing) as part of the their package - in much the same way private healthcare / car leasing / etc. is offered to many people in the corporate world. 

But any contract for such will be between the individual and the supplier of the service - the club would just facilitate the availability of the service rather than do it all for them. 

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3 minutes ago, Craig said:


I suspect they club provides their employees with options to subscribe to services (including housing) as part of the their package - in much the same way private healthcare / car leasing / etc. is offered to many people in the corporate world. 

But any contract for such will be between the individual and the supplier of the service - the club would just facilitate the availability of the service rather than do it all for them. 

 

Well the club definitely paid the agent for Baheng rent/bills the lot, could have changed but a reserve/young player was put in a house and I was told "club pay for everything.

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I think they likely 'manage' the situation for youth players who in their teens and probably have little concept of providing housing for themselves. 

A 25 year old established international striker, I very much doubt is being afforded the same level of hypercare.

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46 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

I think that's one of the rules that City are currently charged with breaking.

I think it is a reasonable thing to try and do. I also think, if PIF do want NUFC to grow their brand, it is an actual reasonable use of money. 

 

Beckham had a deal with Brill Cream, he shaved his hair off at the time as well. 

 

I don't buy into this fair market value either. Anything is worth the money some people are willing to pay at that time. I go into a corner shop and I am willing to pay £1.20 for a bottle of Coke, I am willing to pay £3.20 in a restaurant. I begrudge paying both amounts which I think further validates my point.

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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

toonpack puts his gaf up for rental...

 

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I had an outside bog that looked like that, it's called the Turdis :rimshot:

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36 minutes ago, Craig said:

I think they likely 'manage' the situation for youth players who in their teens and probably have little concept of providing housing for themselves. 

A 25 year old established international striker, I very much doubt is being afforded the same level of hypercare.

 

Well the other viewer was one of the coaches and agent said club deal with everything, but who knows these days.

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1 hour ago, MrBass said:

 

...and we'll recommend some horny wives in the area to make you feel good when you're injured. Wait, what?

 

Remember when they put up Callum Wilson somewhere near Wetherby or North Yorkshire somewhere and he just decided to stay there? 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Euphemism?

 

16 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I had that exact same thought. :lol:

 

Likewise :lol:

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16 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Remember when they put up Callum Wilson somewhere near Wetherby or North Yorkshire somewhere and he just decided to stay there? 

 

Wasn't he quoted as saying he "found one hell of a sucker, and I don't mean she's easily fooled"

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5 minutes ago, MrBass said:

 

Wasn't he quoted as saying he "found one hell of a sucker, and I don't mean she's easily fooled"

 

Yeah, and then followed up with:

"Mind, her husband was a sucker too, and I don't mean he gave good blow jobs".

 

Be Quiet Newcastle United GIF by Newcastle United Football Club

 

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Given Isak is still training every day, I find it odd that he would pack up his belongings and live out of a hotel room on the off chance we accept a bid for him 

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3 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:


Wouldn't make sense to lose fitness just as you're about to sign the biggest contract of your career 

 

I agree but is there anyone there to train him? Plus I'd be amazed if he can get from his house to the training ground without some knacker catching him for their YouTube channel, and that hasn't happened. 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if he was abroad somewhere. 

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43 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I agree but is there anyone there to train him? Plus I'd be amazed if he can get from his house to the training ground without some knacker catching him for their YouTube channel, and that hasn't happened. 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if he was abroad somewhere. 

And let’s be honest here, if anyone on this board is going to unearth said knacker’s Isak content, it’s going to be you.

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But yes, I'm confident I've got the YouTube algorithm sufficiently fine-tuned that it'll serve me up that video within seconds of it being published. 

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55 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I agree but is there anyone there to train him? Plus I'd be amazed if he can get from his house to the training ground without some knacker catching him for their YouTube channel, and that hasn't happened. 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if he was abroad somewhere. 

 

"Adam! Where you going? You better have tidied that bedroom up!"

 

"I'm going to interview Isak and ask him why he's going! God!! Am'a not allowed to do anything round here!?!"

 

[Stomps down the stairs]

 

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So if that is Isaks rental, he's definitely kicked his last ball for us then? All sounds a bit presumptious given we have had no bid yet. Has he refused to play until sold?

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13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

And I'll do it for no pay and VERY little gratitude. 

Exactly, we’re an ungrateful bunch.

 

Whenever I tell my kids that I’ve just seen a video of Adam Pearson speculating on John Ruddy’s favourite flavour of crisps, I never give you any credit whatsoever. I just take all the plaudits/eye rolls for myself.

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