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It’s now in a situation where your partner has had an affair but you give it a go for the kids. It’ll never be the same. The support and team mates will never forget.

 

 I think we’ve just about exhausted every possible Isak replacement so it looks likely he is staying.

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Not a peep out of the smug Ornstein yet. I wonder what his agent/Liverpool will feed him next.


“Alex today has gone on hunger strike. He feels let down by the club and has no intention of ever eating again whilst at NUFC. The club agreed he could have Swedish meatballs on a Thursday but it turned out they were tinned Campbells. The trust has been lost and relationship can’t continue.”

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27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Craig Hopes superb journo nose btw

 

 

Source close. Fuck off man. It's fucking obvious he's fucking desperate and trying to force it.

 

Fucking journos man. 


that’s a pretty typical turn of phrase when quoting a source who wishes to remain anonymous 

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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:


that’s a pretty typical turn of phrase when quoting a source who wishes to remain anonymous 

My point was, it doesn't need a fucking source to point out the bleeding obvious.

 

Well..................to some

 

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this bit here from the skinny cunt man...

 

That silence has allowed people to push their own version of events, even though they know it doesn't reflect what was really said and agreed behind closed doors

 

the only fuckers making any noise are his mouthpieces, the fucking thick cunt

 

he's well and truly buried.himself, there's absolutely  fuck all in that statement from the club that would suggest we'll accept anything less than our valuation of £150m.

on top of that, the murderers being the classy club they are, have already stated they won't be back unless we open the door for them. barring the biggest loss of face in footballing history by the saudis that isn't happening.

oh and there's the small hurdle to clear of finding both a replacement for wilson and the profoundly skinny, profoundly stupid cunt himself.

it's gonna take a miracle for all the above to swing his way in the next fortnight.

mind you, we could set the ball rolling....

put an official bid in to the murderers of £50m for ekitike.

 

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11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Not a peep out of the smug Ornstein yet. I wonder what his agent/Liverpool will feed him next.


“Alex today has gone on hunger strike. He feels let down by the club and has no intention of ever eating again whilst at NUFC. The club agreed he could have Swedish meatballs on a Thursday but it turned out they were tinned Campbells. The trust has been lost and relationship can’t continue.”

 

I despise that hornbill faced cunt.

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18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

My point was, it doesn't need a fucking source to point out the bleeding obvious.

 

Well..................to some

 

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he’s just reporting what people inside the club are telling him. That’s the line, even if it is obvious. It’s nice to know what the club’s postion is and it’s his job to inform us of it. What would you prefer he did? 

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1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Great statement. Another firm reminder to every cunt that our position hasn’t changed and won’t be until Liverpool find it in themselves to do business properly and pay the going rate. That last paragraph has Eddie Howe all over it IMO. “When you’re done throwing your toys out the pram, you’re coming back to work”


Aye I thought about it this morning - Isak's statement smacks of a toddler having an absolute paddy because he's realised he can't get the new toy he's wanted. The club's statement reads like a parent chastising said toddler and reminding them they're still part of the family. 

In other words, simmer the fuck down you petulant cunt. 

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That statement from Isak really is just the death rattle of any transfer for him.

 

The more I think of it the more I think @Rayvin may have been right, this whole thing has been driven by Isak and his agent rather than Liverpool. Yes they have obviously given the player encouragement but it's clear that they view him as a nice to have rather than a need to have. They tried to take advantage of the situation and get him on the cheap but clearly had no intention of paying the market value for him. On Isak's side he has tried his hardest to reduce his value by acting the cunt but the club have stood strong and behaved exactly like a big club should do.

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"Next up we have Alex! Alex is over from Sweden hoping to do a tour of the NE of England and also the NW. He's going to sing 'I fought the law and the law won'. Give it up Alex.... Err, I mean give it up for Alex!"

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8 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

wish to god I had a ticket for monday, want a one more for this than I did the cup final.

 

DM me your address mate, I'll send you a half and half scarf.

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2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

That statement from Isak really is just the death rattle of any transfer for him.

 

The more I think of it the more I think @Rayvin may have been right, this whole thing has been driven by Isak and his agent rather than Liverpool. Yes they have obviously given the player encouragement but it's clear that they view him as a nice to have rather than a need to have. They tried to take advantage of the situation and get him on the cheap but clearly had no intention of paying the market value for him. On Isak's side he has tried his hardest to reduce his value by acting the cunt but the club have stood strong and behaved exactly like a big club should do.


That’s not what the Liverpool supporters from the US and Africa would have you believe in their social media posts  

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All pointing to a reintegration at some stage or full blown legal action.

 

My concern would be the septic capabilities of the cunt in the dressing room. Do you really want him there with the opportunity to pollute others?

 

Wissa in is a must.

 

Get Toney in on loan. Maybe even send Isak the other way for 6 months but get a £25m fee for it.

 

There will be other plays round the corner from Isak and his agent but we desperately need others in, so his return to the fold holds less value. That way he has to push for reintegration, not the other way round.

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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:


That’s not what the Liverpool supporters from the US and Africa would have you believe in their social media posts  

 

Aye, we clearly don't know our place yet.

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I really hope we smash this season, starting with Liverpool on Monday, and Isak is forced to watch on, wonder what might have been and regret his life choices 

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I read back the club's statement this morning specifically the wording around 'no commitment ever being made' to make sure it couldn't be interpreted as by a current club official - i.e. not including Staveley and Ghodoussi. But nope, it doesn't infer an ex official could have agreed to it either. 

As you were.

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4 minutes ago, Craig said:

I read back the club's statement this morning specifically the wording around 'no commitment ever being made' to make sure it couldn't be interpreted as by a current club official - i.e. not including Staveley and Ghodoussi. But nope, it doesn't infer an ex official could have agreed to it either. 

As you were.


basically calling Isak a liar 

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Liverpool will try their luck with £110m again on deadline day. I’m sure of it.

 

Naaah. 

£110,000,000.01

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5 minutes ago, Craig said:

I read back the club's statement this morning specifically the wording around 'no commitment ever being made' to make sure it couldn't be interpreted as by a current club official - i.e. not including Staveley and Ghodoussi. But nope, it doesn't infer an ex official could have agreed to it either. 

As you were.

 

literally the only card isak and the balkan pussy have left is to name this club official.

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Just now, thebrokendoll said:

 

literally the only card isak and the balkan pussy have left is to name this club official.

 

Or submit a transfer request. Which should be easy because it isn't about the money, it's about 'trust'.

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54 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

 

It’s now in a situation where your partner has had an affair but you give it a go for the kids. It’ll never be the same. The support and team mates will never forget.

 

 I think we’ve just about exhausted every possible Isak replacement so it looks likely he is staying.


…and from here on out you’re going to be continuously looking for a side piece. 

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16 minutes ago, ewerk said:

That statement from Isak really is just the death rattle of any transfer for him.

 

The more I think of it the more I think @Rayvin may have been right, this whole thing has been driven by Isak and his agent rather than Liverpool. Yes they have obviously given the player encouragement but it's clear that they view him as a nice to have rather than a need to have. They tried to take advantage of the situation and get him on the cheap but clearly had no intention of paying the market value for him. On Isak's side he has tried his hardest to reduce his value by acting the cunt but the club have stood strong and behaved exactly like a big club should do.

 

I think you need to apologise to @Rayvin

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