Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[Howay 12496]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

apparently we didn’t have more quality than than them. We just worked harder. 
 

keep telling yourself that you fucking bald egghead douchebag 

Says a lot about him as a manager then, when we have a squad anywhere approaching the value of theirs they won’t get near us. 

[Toonpack 7240]

 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

   

 

 

[Toonpack 7240]

27 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

3.57 xG.

 

Oh NOW you like xG, Toonpack.

 

I'll stick with the 2aG cheers

[Howay 12496]

 Love this from Burn, the rattled glory hunters in the comments, no one likes you fucking cunts and now there’s a club from the “other 14” ready to punch you right in the nose and tell you you’re a cunt and there’s fuck all they can do about it. 

[PaddockLad 15106]

Don’t know who the sky interview dude is now but he knocks Geoff fuckin Shreeves into a cocked hat

[Dr Gloom 20287]

Ten Haag squirming his way through questions about his side time wasting. You love to see it 

[Dr Gloom 20287]

6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

murphy tapping his watch  

[Gemmill 36662]

Ten Hag trying to claim that De Gea wasnt time wasting in the first half and was "just waiting for an opportunity to play it out from the back".

 

An absolute fraud.

[Howay 12496]

 

 Above our levels? We’re above your billion pound squad after 28 games. What a fucking melt. Had nothing to do with passion tbh, we were better in every single department 1 shot on target while the other side was camped on the edge of your area the rest of the game isn’t down to “wanting it more”. He won’t last long. 

Edited April 2, 2023 by Howay

[Gemmill 36662]

They'll be looking for another manager in 18 months.

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[Ayatollah Hermione 13009]

The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing   The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. The latter of which worked nicely as Wilson scored a lovely free header as none of their players had any idea who to mark from Trippier’s free kick. I’m sure at some point, Eddie Howe will get some respect as, clearly, one of the best managers in this league but if he has to see off more bang average nonsense like Ten Hag, Potter and Conte along the way, so be it. Once we plug world class players into Howe’s system, which will come in time, we’re going to fucking batter sides. That baldy cunt came for the draw at best today. Fancy appointing yet another loser to the Man United job. Long May it continue as we have the best, hungry young manager in the country paired with the best DOF going. I notice we got referred to as “United” in the Sky package as well. Even they know. When Eddie Howe’s mags are lifting a pot in 2024, Moonface Ten Fraud will be sitting in his Dutch hovel, fixing a flat tyre and still whinging about imaginary fucking time wasting in a game against a side who has eclipsed his rag tag bunch of cunts. Fuck off. Newcastle. United. Will Never be Defeated

[Renton 18510]

21 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

murphy tapping his watch  

 

Superb. Murphy manages to shithouse right to the end. I'm beginning to really warm to the lad.

 

Can I also say how fantastic it is to have four North Tyneside lads in the team. Anderson (Whitley Bay), Longstaff N Shields, Fender (Whitley Bay and N Shields) and Burn (Blyth, close enough).

 

[Gemmill 36662]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

The in-game tactics of that useless, turtleneck wearing, fucking bellend in their dugout were embarrassing   The extent of his ideas were switching his wingers and taking off his two centre halves. The latter of which worked nicely as Wilson scored a lovely free header as none of their players had any idea who to mark from Trippier’s free kick. I’m sure at some point, Eddie Howe will get some respect as, clearly, one of the best managers in this league but if he has to see off more bang average nonsense like Ten Hag, Potter and Conte along the way, so be it. Once we plug world class players into Howe’s system, which will come in time, we’re going to fucking batter sides. That baldy cunt came for the draw at best today. Fancy appointing yet another loser to the Man United job. Long May it continue as we have the best, hungry young manager in the country paired with the best DOF going. I notice we got referred to as “United” in the Sky package as well. Even they know. When Eddie Howe’s mags are lifting a pot in 2024, Moonface Ten Fraud will be sitting in his Dutch hovel, fixing a flat tyre and still whinging about imaginary fucking time wasting in a game against a side who has eclipsed his rag tag bunch of cunts. Fuck off. Newcastle. United. Will Never be Defeated

 

 

Ten Hag taking off both his centre halves = streetwise. Actually.

[wykikitoon 17469]

I'm gonna be a bit sad to see Ritchie leave. He still looks a key asset behind the scenes and always looks buzzing when we win

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[Alex 31358]

33 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

 Above our levels? We’re above your billion pound squad after 28 games. What a fucking melt. Had nothing to do with passion tbh, we were better in every single department 1 shot on target while the other side was camped on the edge of your area the rest of the game isn’t down to “wanting it more”. He won’t last long. 

There’s the rattled, bitter cunt I was expecting 

[Renton 18510]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I'm gonna be a bit sad to see Ritchie leave. He still looks a key asset behind the scenes and always looks buzzing when we win

 

Always liked his passion. I'm hoping he'll have some coaching role in the future but I'm guessing he'll need to leave if he's not ready to hang up his boots yet.

[Gemmill 36662]

 

 

[Gemmill 36662]

 

 

I bet captioning it "performing above our level" got overruled by some absolute spoilsport.

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[Howay 12496]

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 6176]

The clip of their one shot on target. It could have been another 5-0 today. Their MOTM by a mile was their keeper 

[Dr Gloom 20287]

gan on Eddie son