David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags

[OTF 6310]

Text book excessive force yellow.

[Gemmill 35327]

Moyes.

 

[sammynb 2931]

Moyes is such a cunt.

[wykikitoon 16992]

Antonio is built like a brick shit house yet is lightweight as fuck.

[Chaser 1072]

Hopefully we will play better now we've got some pressure on us. 

[Gemmill 35327]

1 minute ago, MrBass said:

Our lot are in for a bollocking at half time. 

 

Aye, expecting to see a dramatically improved performance second half. We've been sloppy as fuck and let them back in here.

 

I'm still relaxed as fuck mind, and all of you should be too.

[wykikitoon 16992]

Joe just smashed Paqueta lol

[Howmanheyman 27444]

Forgot to say, I'm at work tonight.

[OTF 6310]

Dan Burn expectedly gets his head to a lot of balls, then it's a complete lottery as to where it goes.

[ewerk 26759]

ASM knocks it down into the middle of the box but no one there!

[OTF 6310]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Antonio is built like a brick shit house yet is lightweight as fuck.

 

Made Longstaff look decidedly pedestrian several minutes back, went to top gear and blew by him.

[Gemmill 35327]

Nowt wrong with that from Maxi.

[Zathras 234]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

Dan Burn expectedly gets his head to a lot of balls, then it's a complete lottery as to where it goes.

I'm convinced his height is a detriment to his heading ability because he never had to work to win headers as a young player.

[ewerk 26759]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Nowt wrong with that from Maxi.

Who said there was? Eh? Eh?

[wykikitoon 16992]

Right Wor Eddie.  SMASH them in at HT

[Renton 18011]

1 minute ago, Zathras said:

I'm convinced his height is a detriment to his heading ability because he never had to work to win headers as a young player.

 

Interesting.

[Gemmill 35327]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Who said there was? Eh? Eh?

 

Just preempting wykiki.

[wykikitoon 16992]

Willock would have been on the end of it. Nobody anticipating it at all.

[Holden McGroin 5032]

Next goal will win this.

[sammynb 2931]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Next goal will win this.

 

Not if it's Wist Ham's, just saying!

[toonotl 2480]

Good to be in front but annoying that it is only one goal. I feel like I'm whinging about it every week but we really shouldn't be conceding as many goals as we do from set pieces with the size we have in the team. Anyway, we've got plenty more goals in us, especially with Isak to come on with 20-30 minutes to go.

[Monkeys Fist 39124]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Next goal will win this.

Have West Ham got a Score One Get One Free voucher? 

[Chaser 1072]

BDB getting a rinsing by Bowen. Rice still being given the space to have a big impact. 

 

Big Joe bossing for us. Maxi looking hungry. 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12866]

Strange old half, that. We look constantly dangerous whenever we’re in their half but can’t get out of ours consistently. Rice is quality, like. Whoever signs him will be in the title hunt

[Toonpack 7039]

On the bright side Wilson looks quick again