Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15436]

GAME MANAGEMENT 

[Gemmill 53796]

Even when they finally reference the time wasting, it's with reference to it being something that we do a lot. Fuck the pair of these back-to-back-wanking dickheads.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15436]

The hypocrisy off these cunts is fucking shameless 

[wykikitoon 24225]

  On 07/05/2023 at 17:19, Sakisle said:

Don’t teach how to time waste.

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So was it a nice trombone? 

[OTF 9027]

  On 07/05/2023 at 17:19, craigc said:

Leeds might get a bit of a new manager bounce

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Have you ever seen a Hippo bounce?

 

[strawb 4880]

We haven’t been very good today tbh but still had enough chances to get something. Ah well upcoming games are easier 

[Gemmill 53796]

6 minutes.

 

[wykikitoon 24225]

Bruno should have been hooked.  If this had been Maxi he would have been smashed for his display today.  

[acrossthepond 1038]

  On 07/05/2023 at 17:23, wykikitoon said:

Bruno should have been hooked.  If this had been Maxi he would have been smashed for his display today.  

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Absolutely wretched. Late with every pass, late to every tackle. Diabolical. 

[Gemmill 53796]

  On 07/05/2023 at 17:23, wykikitoon said:

Bruno should have been hooked.  If this had been Maxi he would have been smashed for his display today.  

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There's no one you can replace Bruno with that can do his job though. He's still highest passes completed for us even on a bad day.

[Gemmill 53796]

I agree he's had an awful game BTW.

[Gemmill 53796]

Our corners into the middle are shite mind.

[wykikitoon 24225]

 this hand bags  

[wykikitoon 24225]

So neville said Schar should be booked but not the Nketaih  

[Ayatollah Hermione 15436]

If ever there was “one of those games” you’re looking at it

[wykikitoon 24225]

Anderson  

[toonotl 3829]

Nketiah booked. That'll help his street cred.

[Gemmill 53796]

Tyler "Don't rule Arsenal out!"

 

Fuck off you pleb. Man City will walk the league now and Arsenal won't get another go at it next season.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15436]

Neville desperate for a sending off all game, the weird little dwarf cunt

[Kid Dynamite 8097]

Toss up between these and Liverpool for biggest soft cunts we've ever played award 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15436]

  On 07/05/2023 at 17:30, Gemmill said:

Tyler "Don't rule Arsenal out!"

 

Fuck off you pleb. Man City will walk the league now and Arsenal won't get another go at it next season.

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That 90 minutes of commentary gave BT Sport a run for its money in pure ear AIDS. And 1980 AIDS at that 

[Toonpack 12522]

  On 07/05/2023 at 17:27, Gemmill said:

Our corners into the middle are shite mind.

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Every time, as good a defensive ploy against us as any. under pressure, give us a corner.

[Alex 38276]

  On 07/05/2023 at 17:31, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That 90 minutes of commentary gave BT Sport a run for its money in pure ear AIDS. And 1980 AIDS at that 

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Bad AIDS

[OTF 9027]

Annoying but a lesson in that, have to be more controlled with our energy, we gave away too many chances where we either turned it over cheaply or gave too much space. Honestly though if the early shot hits the other side of the post it likely would have been a very different game.

 

Hopefully nothing serious for Joelinton and we have Longstaff back soon. ASM brought good energy as a sub.

 

[Kid Dynamite 8097]

A draw or loss for Man Utd please