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23/24 Prediction


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Signing of the season: Tonali
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Gordon
Biggest surprise:  Murphy remains a squad stalwart.
Best Young player: Livramento
Player of the season: Joelinton
PL finish: 6th
CL finish: Out in round of 16.
Trophies? FA Cup

 

 

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Signing of the season: Barnes
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Barnes
Biggest surprise:  Miggy gets double figures again
Best Young player: Anderson
Player of the season: Isak
PL finish: 3rd
CL finish: 3rd on group then out in uefa cup semis.
Trophies? nah, we’re Newcastle 

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Signing of the season: Tonali
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Barnes
Biggest surprise:  Big Joe gets double figures
Best Young player: Anderson
Player of the season: Isak
PL finish: Above Liverpool or Man U (hopefully both) so whatever that means
CL finish: Out in QF.
Trophies? Close but no cigar (or maybe CL, FA Cup and EPL)

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Signing of the season: Tonali
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Trippier
Biggest surprise:  We score headers from setpieces 
Best Young player: Anderson
Player of the season: Joelinton
PL finish: 2nd
CL finish: Winners
Trophies? CL

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Signing of the season: Tonali
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Barnes
Biggest surprise:  Team finishes comfortably 3rd or higher.
Best Young player: Anderson hopefully.
Player of the season: Isak
PL finish: 3rd
CL finish: Out to first European elite we encounter but maybe get away with it until the QFs.
Trophies? Don't see it with the CL in there too but if it was going to be one of them the more likely is the FA Cup

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Signing of the season: Tonali
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Gordon
Biggest surprise:  Botman scores
Best Young player: Isak
Player of the season: Tonali
PL finish: 4th
CL finish: Out in round of 16.
Trophies? Out in Semi's of FA Cup. League Cup winners.

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Signing of the season: Barnes

Top goalscorer: Isak

Most assists: Willock

Biggest surprise:  Wilson leaves mid-season

Best Young player: Gordon

Player of the season: Isak

PL finish: 3rd

CL finish: QF

Trophies? League Cup

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Signing of the season: Tonali

Top goalscorer: Isak

Most assists: Gordon

Biggest surprise: LTA praises Gordon halfway through the season.

Best Young player: Gordon

Player of the season: Isak

PL finish: 3rd

CL finish: Out in round of 16.

Trophies? Howay, man. :lol:

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Signing of the season: Tonali

Top goalscorer: Isak

Most assists: Trippier

Biggest surprise: Bruno sold in Jan

Best Young player: Gordon

Player of the season: Isak

PL finish: 6th

CL finish: Last 16

Trophies? FA Cup

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Signing of the season: The lad we’re getting in January
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Barnes
Biggest surprise:  Mad Dog becomes a Buddhist and is zen as fuck in the dugout. 
Best Young player: Miley 
Player of the season: Joelinton
PL finish: 2nd
CL finish: Quarters or Semis
Trophies? Sela Cup- done :lol:  League Cup win, FA Final, (depends on ref being a Scouse or not 😉). 

 

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Signing of the season: Tonali
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Barnes
Biggest surprise: Dump a Euro big boy out of the CL round of 16   
Best Young player: Livramento
Player of the season: Isak
PL finish: 4th
CL finish: QF
Trophies? Too soon

 

 

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Signing of the season: Barnes
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Barnes
Biggest surprise:  Longstaff has a better season than Bruno
Best Young player: Gordon
Player of the season: Isak
PL finish: 2nd
CL finish: SF.
Trophies? Domestic Cup

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Signing of the season: Tonali

Top goalscorer: Isak

Biggest surprise: Bruno sold to City

PL finish: top 4

CL finish: Do well to get out of the group as unseeded. Took us a while.

Trophies? None (City are on for the Quad)

 

Signing of the season: Gvardiol

Top goalscorer: um, Haaland

Most assists: Kev

Biggest surprise: Pep goes from 1 false centre back to two.

Best Young player: McAtee

Player of the season: Rodri

PL finish: 1st

CL finish: Winners

Trophies? All of them (bar the charity shield)

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  • 5 months later...
7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Can't be proved wrong if you don't predict anything.

 

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Nefefilim would argue you can't be proven wrong if you predict everything.

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Nefefilim would argue you can't be proven wrong if you predict everything.

He's more likely to start on the subject of the Chronovisor being hidden in the Vatican, and having such a device would render predictions meaningless before digressing into a strange and unrelated essay on some obscure Croatian footballer from the 80s no one gives a shit about. 

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