Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[trophyshy 6434]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

 

We should all be having them today.  

[Gemmill 34533]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Fast forward the first few minutes until it gets into match stuff.

 

 

Given fanning himself with a Cadburys Heroes tub lid during the VAR deliberations.

 

[The Fish 8998]

32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

Didn't affect me. I guess some people are just built different.

Edited October 5, 2023 by The Fish

[Dr Gloom 19828]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

welling up watching that

[sammynb 2929]

45 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

@sammynb this is a code red. holden is trying to fuck up our winning run. get the west ham thread started asap

 

Nah, I'm tired, I've had two 10 hours days fielding producing, 28 degrees yesterday, today was 24 and blowing a fuck gale, and I got up at four am this morning so I could watch 20 minutes of the game before I had to fuck off to work again.

If Holden is too impatient to wait until tomorrow morning, my time, then no use getting all pissy pants over it. This team doesn't need me - they are fucking glorious.

[Renton 17811]

Enjoying chatting with my colleagues on Teams this morning. A lot of neutrals watched the game and they loved it (sorry mackems). A couple of Parisien colleagues, " Je m'en fiche. S'en aller. Sob".

 

 

[Dr Gloom 19828]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

 

Nah, I'm tired, I've had two 10 hours days fielding producing, 28 degrees yesterday, today was 24 and blowing a fuck gale, and I got up at four am this morning so I could watch 20 minutes of the game before I had to fuck off to work again.

If Holden is too impatient to wait until tomorrow morning, my time, then no use getting all pissy pants over it. This team doesn't need me - they are fucking glorious.

 

selfish twat 

[Gemmill 34533]

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.

[sammynb 2929]

Just now, Gemmill said:

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.

 

Not in the slightest tiny cock, I'm happy to do it but I also won't piss my pants if Holden goes rogue. There's no pressure because there's no pressure.

[Holden McGroin 4874]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.

 

Aye. Testicles like ball bearings.  Get it done @sammynb you fanny.

[sammynb 2929]

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

[Dr Gloom 19828]

2 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Not in the slightest tiny cock, I'm happy to do it but I also won't piss my pants if Holden goes rogue. There's no pressure because there's no pressure.

 

if you've got time to post a reply you've got time to post the match thread ffs

 

don't be a dick. you're on a heater. you never leave the table when you're on a heater 

[Dr Gloom 19828]

Just now, sammynb said:

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

 

post the match thread and i'll tell you 

[Gemmill 34533]

 

 

[trophyshy 6434]

2 minutes ago, sammynb said:

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

Miggy

[Kitman 2188]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

if you've got time to post a reply you've got time to post the match thread ffs

 

don't be a dick. you're on a heater. you never leave the table when you're on a heater 

You gotta know when to hold em

Know when to fold em

[Renton 17811]

4 minutes ago, Kitman said:

You gotta know when to hold em

Know when to fold em

 

Are we still talking about Sammy's balls? 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

https://twitter.com/juniorturner84/status/1709319540323082241/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1709319540323082241&currentTweetUser=juniorturner84&mode=profile

 

Here you go CT. The official video with crystal clear sound.

Fuck this official shit, I’m uploading all my dodgy self taken ones with camera moves to the music and the odd long pauses on heaving bosoms as I scanned the room.  

 

It is without doubt the best pre match pub.

[Dr Gloom 19828]

bans on the cards for holden and sammy, depending on how this plays out 

[Dr Gloom 19828]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

please continue to inject me with this kind of content, good sir. 

 

my sleeve is rolled up, my vein tapped 

[Renton 17811]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

please continue to inject me with this kind of content, good sir. 

 

my sleeve is rolled up, my vein tapped 

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

[Holden McGroin 4874]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

bans on the cards for holden and sammy, depending on how this plays out 

 

Im stepping aside until Sammy tastes his first defeat.  He isn't weaselling his way out of this with his tiny balls.

Edited October 5, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Dr Gloom 19828]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

 

Im stepping aside until Sammy tastes his first defeat.  He isn't weaselling his way out this with his tiny balls.

 

phew. so relieved you were bluffing 

[PaddockLad 14610]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Richards is fuckin relentless. I quite often have difficulty with over the top characters but can’t help liking this cunt  

[The Fish 8998]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

 me too, I've got 3 videos cued up and these reports can fucking wait.