Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[sammynb 2930]

13 hours ago, sammynb said:

Did I just hear Tripp's boy is a mascot tonight but asked to walk out with Mbappe?!??

Tripps, man, that kid better be on washing up duty for the next year!

 

Bet Tripps boy never asks to stand near Mbappe again!

[Dr Gloom 20030]

11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I see there is no match thread for West Ham? I'll give him another 60 minutes then its McGroin time.

 

don't you fucking dare 

[trophyshy 6441]

What a performance.  Just very hard graft sprinkled with quality and lethal finishing. PSG were naive and thought they could outgun us. Like fuck.  

 

Schar's goal man, just incredible. 

 

This team will win something in the next 2 years. Mark my bookmark.  

[Holden McGroin 5021]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

don't you fucking dare 

 

49 minutes to sort it.

[Dr Gloom 20030]

@sammynb this is a code red. holden is trying to fuck up our winning run. get the west ham thread started asap

Edited October 5, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[Renton 17985]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

This team will win something in the next 2 years. Mark my bookmark

[Dazzler 5723]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If Southgate wasn't a clueless favourite-picking bellend, he'd announce Longstaff in the England squad today.

 

2pm today for "Gareth's Faves". Let's see if he surprises us.

 

I've never forgiven Southgate for 96. That Pizza Hut advert was just awful.

[Dr Gloom 20030]

8 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

49 minutes to sort it.

 

you're looking at a bannable offence if you follow through with this

[Monkeys Fist 39068]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're looking at a bannable offence if you follow through with this

Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning? 

[Holden McGroin 5021]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're looking at a bannable offence if you follow through with this

 

You cant ban Toontastics number 1 poster. Im above the law.

[trophyshy 6441]

[Gemmill 35303]

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

[Holden McGroin 5021]

Just now, Gemmill said:

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

 

Gemmills butt hurt he isn't the number 1 poster. He isn't even the best match thread starter anymore. 

[wykikitoon 16950]

[Monkeys Fist 39068]

Just now, Gemmill said:

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

[Monkeys Fist 39068]

15 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

49 minutes to sort it.

Potential banana skin this. 

[Holden McGroin 5021]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

 

I cant afford 2 in 2 days.  I'll have to crack out the Prosecco.

[Dr Gloom 20030]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning? 

 

[Gemmill 35303]

6 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Gemmills butt hurt he isn't the number 1 poster. He isn't even the best match thread starter anymore. 

 

See what I mean, he's talking total gibberish. What do we do here?

[Dr Gloom 20030]

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

[Gemmill 35303]

I just want to watch even the absolute worst match related content all day. Days like this ruin your YouTube recommendations for a month. The algorithm just thinks you're a total junkie for shit football craic.

[Holden McGroin 5021]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

 

32 minutes.

[Gemmill 35303]

 

Fast forward the first few minutes until it gets into match stuff.

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by Gemmill

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

 

@sammynb just made a brief appearance. Mate, do your magic!

 

[Monkeys Fist 39068]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

 Call in the Gravy Seals

 

@Christmas Tree - it’s your time to shine.