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[The Fish 7645]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

So now not only do I have to consider my overall match going record, I have to break it down by opponent, despite the fact they have been an elite side whilst we have benn *checks note* dogshit nearly all that time? 

When was the last time you even attended a matach you Southern ponce?  

Last seen in the Trent about 18 years ago iirc. Stick to your spreadsheets. 

 

A jinx is a jinx. I don't make the rules.

[Monkeys Fist 34128]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

So I reached for my phone which I always do with MF's links and this site was STLL blocked.

 

What was it MF you absolute monster???

In the green corner- you. 

 

In the black corner- Fish

 

You won. 

[Dazzler 1972]

9 minutes ago, Renton said:

So I reached for my phone which I always do with MF's links and this site was STLL blocked.

 

What was it MF you absolute monster???

 

It contains:

 

cdn.sex.com

 

/pinporn/

 

I am guessing nothing good

 

[Holden McGroin 3266]

Back on topic......

 

 

The defence, GK and striker pick themselves for this.

 

Id personally go with Big Joe and Willock patrolling our left side. That should hopefully give us protection from Sake. Maybe Gordon on the right instead of Miggy?

 

 

[thebrokendoll 6548]

21 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Back on topic......

 

 

The defence, GK and striker pick themselves for this.

 

Id personally go with Big Joe and Willock patrolling our left side. That should hopefully give us protection from Sake. Maybe Gordon on the right instead of Miggy?

 

 

 

i can tell we're on the same page here you and i H.M., time to give pope a bit of a breather.

 

in other news..... managed to get a ticket for this today when all appeared lost. been less tickets for this popping up in resale than there was for the dortmund game. can only imagine eddie has been in the box office pulling some strings, assume he wants me there so he can thank me personally for my solid goalkeeping advice.

[ewerk 23770]

Even I managed to get a ticket for this one. Though more through luck than effort.

[thebrokendoll 6548]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Even I managed to get a ticket for this one. Though more through luck than effort.

 

£3.20 for a guinness in the percy mate. (not that i'd dream of stereotyping)

 

and they let dags in there.

[Monkeys Fist 34128]

Plenty of parking near there too

[Alex 26731]

24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Plenty of parking near there too

That’s a donkey, you cheeky fucker. He’s got a horse and cart 

[Renton 14937]

12 minutes ago, Alex said:

That’s a donkey, you cheeky fucker. He’s got a horse and cart 

 

That's right, he had to upgrade from his small vehicle runaround when he got kids.  

[Dazzler 1972]

We need to get this on to the next page sharpish, not sure how many times I can scroll past the hulks shaved bollocks. I wouldn't be so arsed if I wasn't convinced my screen is reflecting onto my geps and projecting the image of a big pair of gangrenous baubles across the office for fuck sake.

[ewerk 23770]

Just generally to everyone:

 

 

[LondonBlue 444]

On 02/11/2023 at 08:33, wykikitoon said:

BTW, we can never go back to normal thread titles for matches  

 

The matchday thread titles are the main reason i keep coming back to toontastic

[Renton 14937]

19 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

 

The matchday thread titles are the main reason i keep coming back to toontastic

 

 

If I remember this right, there is another commerical website called toontastic which is aimed at kids, and these thread titles kept getting pulled into their feed or something, so little kids were seeing these titles. They complained but we were here first so they were told to get fucked.

[Gemmill 29831]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 

If I remember this right, there is another commerical website called toontastic which is aimed at kids, and these thread titles kept getting pulled into their feed or something, so little kids were seeing these titles. They complained but we were here first so they were told to get fucked.

 

A kid from there signed up on here last month. She started a thread in GC and posted a link to some video she had recorded with a friend, then started PMing people. She had to be banned pretty quickly before someone got arrested.

[Dazzler 1972]

Imagine them seeing MFs post from yesterday.

 

"oooh Hulk"

 

"oooh black widow"

 

"oooh no."

Edited November 3 by Dazzler

[Monkeys Fist 34128]

10 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Imagine them seeing MFs post from yesterday.

 

"oooh Hulk"

 

"oooh black widow"

 

"oooh no."

It’s just what happens when a Mammy and Daddy love each other very much. 
 

 

[Dazzler 1972]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s just what happens when a Mammy and Daddy love each other very much. 
 

 

 

I think it's commendable that the Hulk managed to get it all the way in. Most blokes would have already drained themselves trying to get their pants off in front of Scarlett Johansson.

[Monkeys Fist 34128]

It’s the Hulk- I wouldn’t imagine foreplay was much more than “ HULK SMASH!” 

[Dazzler 1972]

That's still Scarlett though. "Hulk Sorry. Hulk smashed in pants."

[Toonpack 5954]

28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s just what happens when Daddy picks up a hitchhiker in his truck (whether she likes it or not). 

 

 

MFYP

[trophyshy 5780]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s the Hulk- I wouldn’t imagine foreplay was much more than “ HULK SMASH!” 

 

I still can't understand how that gif is blocked. I am the admin of my own network ffs.  WHO THE FUCK IS BLOCKING ME?  

 

(not that I really want to see such debasement)

 

[Alex 26731]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

A kid from there signed up on here last month. She started a thread in GC and posted a link to some video she had recorded with a friend, then started PMing people. She had to be banned pretty quickly before someone got arrested.

“someone’ 

[The Fish 7645]

Premier League: Newcastle vs Arsenal | Saturday 4th November | KO: 17:30 GMT | Sky Sports | Arsenal Mania Forum (arsenal-mania.com)

 

They are not confident.

 

 

(I'm hoping this is becomes a thing)

[wykikitoon 14290]

48 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Premier League: Newcastle vs Arsenal | Saturday 4th November | KO: 17:30 GMT | Sky Sports | Arsenal Mania Forum (arsenal-mania.com)

 

They are not confident.

 

 

(I'm hoping this is becomes a thing)

Loving the away fans preview, cheers Fish.

I would be happy with a point tbh.