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1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

:lol:

So now not only do I have to consider my overall match going record, I have to break it down by opponent, despite the fact they have been an elite side whilst we have benn *checks note* dogshit nearly all that time? 

When was the last time you even attended a matach you Southern ponce? :whistle: 

Last seen in the Trent about 18 years ago iirc. Stick to your spreadsheets. 

 

A jinx is a jinx. I don't make the rules.

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7 minutes ago, Renton said:

So I reached for my phone which I always do with MF's links and this site was STLL blocked. :lol:

 

What was it MF you absolute monster???

In the green corner- you. 
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In the black corner- Fish

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You won. 
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9 minutes ago, Renton said:

So I reached for my phone which I always do with MF's links and this site was STLL blocked. :lol:

 

What was it MF you absolute monster???

 

It contains:

 

cdn.sex.com

 

/pinporn/

 

I am guessing nothing good :lol:

 

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Back on topic......

 

 

The defence, GK and striker pick themselves for this.

 

Id personally go with Big Joe and Willock patrolling our left side. That should hopefully give us protection from Sake. Maybe Gordon on the right instead of Miggy?

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Back on topic......

 

 

The defence, GK and striker pick themselves for this.

 

Id personally go with Big Joe and Willock patrolling our left side. That should hopefully give us protection from Sake. Maybe Gordon on the right instead of Miggy?

 

 

 

i can tell we're on the same page here you and i H.M., time to give pope a bit of a breather.

 

in other news..... managed to get a ticket for this today when all appeared lost. been less tickets for this popping up in resale than there was for the dortmund game. can only imagine eddie has been in the box office pulling some strings, assume he wants me there so he can thank me personally for my solid goalkeeping advice.

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We need to get this on to the next page sharpish, not sure how many times I can scroll past the hulks shaved bollocks. I wouldn't be so arsed if I wasn't convinced my screen is reflecting onto my geps and projecting the image of a big pair of gangrenous baubles across the office for fuck sake.

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19 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

 

The matchday thread titles are the main reason i keep coming back to toontastic

 

:)

 

If I remember this right, there is another commerical website called toontastic which is aimed at kids, and these thread titles kept getting pulled into their feed or something, so little kids were seeing these titles. They complained but we were here first so they were told to get fucked. :lol:

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6 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

:)

 

If I remember this right, there is another commerical website called toontastic which is aimed at kids, and these thread titles kept getting pulled into their feed or something, so little kids were seeing these titles. They complained but we were here first so they were told to get fucked. :lol:

 

A kid from there signed up on here last month. She started a thread in GC and posted a link to some video she had recorded with a friend, then started PMing people. She had to be banned pretty quickly before someone got arrested.

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10 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Imagine them seeing MFs post from yesterday.

 

"oooh Hulk"

 

"oooh black widow"

 

"oooh no."

It’s just what happens when a Mammy and Daddy love each other very much. 
 

 

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s just what happens when a Mammy and Daddy love each other very much. 
 

 

 

I think it's commendable that the Hulk managed to get it all the way in. Most blokes would have already drained themselves trying to get their pants off in front of Scarlett Johansson.

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8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s the Hulk- I wouldn’t imagine foreplay was much more than “ HULK SMASH!” 

 

I still can't understand how that gif is blocked. I am the admin of my own network ffs.  WHO THE FUCK IS BLOCKING ME?  

 

(not that I really want to see such debasement)

 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

A kid from there signed up on here last month. She started a thread in GC and posted a link to some video she had recorded with a friend, then started PMing people. She had to be banned pretty quickly before someone got arrested.

“someone’ 

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