Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las.

[PaddockLad 14602]

BREAKDOWN UPDATE: 

 

head gasket gone  

[Gemmill 34508]

I dunno like. The word goes out about trophyshy looking for a scrap and suddenly the van breaks down. Something not right here.

[Howmanheyman 26877]

41 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

BREAKDOWN UPDATE: 

 

head gasket gone  

 

Repairable? How you getting up? Are you still coming? 

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

45 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

BREAKDOWN UPDATE: 

 

head gasket gone  

Anyone know any good bars in Newbury that are showing the match? 

[PaddockLad 14602]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Anyone know any good bars in Newbury that are showing the match? 

Were still here, waiting for a replacement that’s very likely stuck in traffic due to a crash between Southampton and here 😀

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

36 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Were still here, waiting for a replacement that’s very likely stuck in traffic due to a crash between Southampton and here 😀

Thank fuck for that! 
 

Things come in threes, Fury fight cancelled, Callum the Tranny blowing his gasket… I was worried you might be jinxing the match, but I’ll take this. 

[Renton 17799]

🎵 "Where'd you park your minibus?" 🎵

 

Oh, on a layby on the A34? Fair enough. 

[PaddockLad 14602]

Van turned up, 10 mins up the road one of the youth says hes left his wallet inside Callum 😒

[PaddockLad 14602]

[wykikitoon 16688]

I bet you can't wait for a shandy  

[PaddockLad 14602]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

I bet you can't wait for a shandy  

The Shell garage at Tot Hill services is clean out of red stripe  

 

[Gemmill 34508]

8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Giving away your hotel location to trophyshy. A very big mistake.

 

[PaddockLad 14602]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

Giving away your hotel location to trophyshy. A very big mistake.

 

Nah we’re not in there, we’re in the Leonardo next door  

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Renton 17799]

You can tell you're almost a Scotsman.

 

[Gemmill 34508]

 

Love that he pronounces BourneMOUTH like TyneMOUTH.

 

[ewerk 26394]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Anyone know any good bars in Newbury that are showing the match? 

Paging @DesperateDannyB

[Meenzer 14055]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Paging @DesperateDannyB

 

[ewerk 26394]

Who else knows more about The Wetherspoons of Newbury?

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

35 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Who else knows more about The Wetherspoons of Newbury?

PaddockLad by the end of this weekend. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Schar up front tomorrow anyone?

[Holden McGroin 4869]

2 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Schar up front tomorrow anyone?

I think we should just ignore all our principles and chuck Jamal Lascelles up top. ROUTE ONE for 90 mins. 

[MrBass 2247]

14 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

I think we should just ignore all our principles and chuck Jamal Lascelles up top. ROUTE ONE for 90 mins. (avoiding tolls)

 

PL'YP

[PaddockLad 14602]

Goooood morning  

 

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 14602]

Quayside breakfast with squad member. No biggie. More interesting is who he was dining with

 

 

[trophyshy 6434]

Anyone know where I can get a pint of Best Scotch ffs. No longer served in The Star. Rage mounting.