catmag 547 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 22:26, Monkeys Fist said: With his button mushroom if he's on the Belta Minge thread. Poor kid will be scarred for life. Howay man! It's nearly bedtime! I don't need to have this image in my subconscious.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sorry, here's a less disturbing image to soothe your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Lovers hands them, you chubby Blart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:08, Christmas Tree said: or this Alreet Miss Piggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Is there any better trifle than a Tindale and Stanton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:13, The Fish said: Alreet Miss Piggy? With feet like this , I'd be keeping Schtum , Bilbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I don't care who you are, you're not getting hold of my ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I wants it, Precious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:31, Monkeys Fist said: I wants it, Precious. If ever a name fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 You lot are weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:32, Christmas Tree said: If ever a name fit. You still sitting on the shitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Cats on the shitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:34, Christmas Tree said: Cats on the shitter? Lying in bed actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:34, Christmas Tree said: Fats on the shitter? Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:35, catmag said: Lying in bed actually. Mud, soil, detritus ..... .... that's what you meant when you pm'ed me for dirty talk, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Oh don't stop...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sorry, blew it on "detritus". Give me a minu ..... Z Z Z *rolls over. Farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16941 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 23:34, Christmas Tree said: Cats on the shitter? ...and the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 What are the 0.01% household germs that most cleaning products can not kill? Where do they lurk? Should I be worried? Can they grow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 On 22/01/2013 at 18:19, TheRollingStones said: I don't know how people work in jobs like that I'd be like Michael Douglas in Falling Down after a week It's fucking difficult and I often find myself saying - "you want what???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 http://myfox8.com/2013/01/13/canadian-snowmobiler-dies-after-driving-under-a-moose/ ..... aaaaand the last thing to go through his mind? Moose cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 It's pub night! I'm so excited! Haven't had a proper pub night for ages! With a bit of luck I'll be drunk on here talking blocks at 8 ish. Sooooooo Happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I'll make sure I log off at 7:59PM then. Cheers for the heads up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38654 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 On 23/01/2013 at 16:05, Christmas Tree said: It's pub night! I'm so excited! Haven't had a proper pub night for ages! With a bit of luck I'll be drunk on here talking blocks at 8 ish. Sooooooo Happy. Enjoy! I'm just happy to be not going into work at tea time for twelve hours and will be happy enough just being in a warm, cozy living room, sitting on my new settee a bit like this one, (modeled by Adolf below)....... ...... and chilling with a bottle of wine with the missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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