ChezGiven 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The qualifications section on the application form must be a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27993 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Anyone any idea where this bridge is? Not sure if it's Belgium or somewhere else I've been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Looks like Gap, in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Anyone any idea where this bridge is? Not sure if it's Belgium or somewhere else I've been? I wouldnt mind rowing through that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I wouldnt mind rowing through that. What a dreadful mental image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 (edited) Anyone any idea where this bridge is? Not sure if it's Belgium or somewhere else I've been? Isn't that a dyke in the foreground? Oh no, it's a poontang pontoon. Edited January 19, 2013 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 The bare faced cheek of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15016 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Feeling a bit Daily Mail tonight....look at these fuckers in the Bulgarian parliament.....Eric Pickles is umming and ahhhing about how many of them to let in.... http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/failed-assassination-attempt-bulgarian-opposition-leader-18263191 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14178 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Tell them The Sun will do a number like this on them and they might think twice about coming: http://liberalconspi...fits-scrounger/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14178 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 REM's "Losing My Religion" reprocessed from a minor to a major key. Remarkable. http://boingboing.net/2013/01/21/rems-losing-my-religion.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Some bloke in the US has been caught outsourcing his own job to China. He was some sort of programmer or something and on, I think, about 300k a year. He then contracted his own job to a Chinese company for 50k a year and spent the whole of his working day on the Internet fucking about Genius until he got caught obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Speaking on 5live about a Comic Relief trip down the Zambeze Dara OBriain has just talked about his fear of being attacked by a Black Mamba . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sick to fuck of having to use Google Translate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sick to fuck of having to use Google Translate! There's a fad for you that would be some use to us. Learn Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 There's a fad for you that would be some use to us. Learn Spanish. 'Well I bought the Rosetta Stone, took a lesson and was starting to get into it, then I found out they have upside down question marks. Not for me.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sick to fuck of having to use Google Translate! tienes polla pequena, Dedos de salchicha 'Well I bought the Rosetta Stone, took a lesson and was starting to get into it, then I found out they have upside down question marks. Not for me.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 tienes polla pequena, Dedos de salchicha Vete a la mierda manos web Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 ¿ Pantalones de mierda recientemente,Culo Gordo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 ¿ Pantalones de mierda recientemente,Culo Gordo ? Espero que entras en una caca de perro grande Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Espero que crash su movilidad vespa, Mujer perezosa gordo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Espero que crash su movilidad vespa, Mujer perezosa gordo suficiente de este chico gordo sin sentido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Morderme, tambaleante culo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12938 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Thanks to Breaking Bad, I can ask for meth in Spanish if you want me to make a drug run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14178 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I was going to say "Jetzt hör doch mal auf" - loosely translated as "oh, do give it a rest" - then I realised people would run it through Google Translate, so I thought I'd give it a try first. The result? "Now listen to it once." My job should be secure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Laut loslachen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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