The Fish 9086 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Quiet all over it seems. Last week of the month is often quiet though, all the reports coming afterwards. Yesterday we had a colleague come in after a work-do, absolutely shitfaced... was kind of entertaining for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Unlucky. Nowt doing here at the moment and only a lap chole booked for the morning. It feels like a long time til morning.. On the acute list? We have that problem here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 On the acute list? We have that problem here... Yep, the consultant on call sneaks them on all the time but he's dead canny so no-one complains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Lucky Luke: "Let's talk some shop, baby lets talk about you and me lets talk about all the good skives, NHS dives, my acute lady, Lets talk some shop lets talk about shop lets talk some shop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I like it Let's talk about sux baby, let's talk about gum bougies, Let's talk about ET tubes, guedel airways and LMA's Lets talk about sux Let's talk about sux. Now that's talking shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14770 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Unlucky. Nowt doing here at the moment and only a lap chole booked for the morning. It feels like a long time til morning.. Gall bladder removal? See Howman, I can talk shop with the medics Dead clever me like etc etc..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I like it Let's talk about sux baby, let's talk about gum bougies, Let's talk about ET tubes, guedel airways and LMA's Lets talk about sux Let's talk about sux. Now that's talking shop (err, I mean very good Cat). Gall bladder removal? See Howman, I can talk shop with the medics Dead clever me like etc etc..... Well I'll let you chat on with Lucky Luke, then, Robert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Yep, gallbladder removal but using keyhole surgery rather than open, hence laparoscopic. Have a gold star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I'm eating, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I'm eating, man. Okay, I'll tell you about amputations later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Amputations aren't that bad. Debridement of necrotising fasciitis (removal of dead, rotting, infected skin, fat and muscle), where the smell hits you as you enter the theatre complex, 20 feet from the patient, is minging. As is the smell of malaena (bleeding from the stomach that has trickled down through the bowels, half digested and mixed in with the shit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Faecal vomiting is pretty smelly too. And haddaway with your malaena talk. You never have to clean it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Thread needs pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14117 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Belta Surgery Thread (NSFW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 This is not the first time this board has had a run in with verbal diahorrea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Faecal vomiting is pretty smelly too. And haddaway with your malaena talk. You never have to clean it up! Haha, no I don't. We had a young lad the other night for an OGD for bleeding DUs, he properly shat himself afterwards. The female ODPs hid in the anaesthetic room and made the male nurses clear it up "it's a boy problem!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Soooo, since we're talking about cameras up the jacksy and uncontrollable shits ..... ..... Quick quiz - Who's this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26669 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 The fact that DG had him as his avatar for about a year is a bit of a help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 DG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Dr. Gloom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14117 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/the-overthinking-persons-drinking-game-2/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 http://thoughtcatalo...rinking-game-2/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Has anyone heard anything about the higher tax rate threshold being lowered from 40K to 32K or is it bullshit? On nightshift you sometimes get cocooned from the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17926 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 (edited) Just checked, and currently with personal allowance you need to earn £42475 top qualify for the higher rate. Next year the upper threshold is coming down but personal all allowance is going up, meaning earning £41456 will put you on the higher rate. Edited January 29, 2013 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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