Toonpack 12530 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Happy Easter from 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4618 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 17:45, spongebob toonpants said: And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter Expand Hope you get seen to quickly, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4618 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours 30 and counting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4618 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Update. On a trolley, trouserless, not moving 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47048 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Hope all goes well mate. I had a lump taken off my knee a few years ago (2013)which resulted in me posting this on a popular (at the time) social media app ” So, I go to bed extremely early this evening, feeling the onset of Man Flu, at about 7:30. Woken half an hour later by the combination of hearing my son (3 at the time)in the bathroom doing a superb rendition of The Exorcist vomit scene, and my stomach letting me know that I'm seconds away from recreating Willy Wonka's chocolate waterfall. I dash to bathroom, where I am barred from entry by my wife , holding our son over the pan as he pukes for England. Minutes pass, sweat breaks out on my forehead. My A-hole is doing a better job than King Canute, but I'm now formulating emergency plans ( the bath). Luckily son dries up, I move in… and realise that I will have to sit sideways on the Thunderbox as my knee ( recently operated on), will not bend sufficiently to allow me to sit normally. This also means I have to cup the Man Apples to avoid crushing them twixt thigh and newly narrow bog seat. So there I am, sideways on, leg stuck out straight, holding my knackers as the world falls out of my bottom. “ Hope this brightens your day 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 18:32, spongebob toonpants said: Update. On a trolley, trouserless, not moving Expand We’ve all been there 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47048 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 18:39, Alex said: We’ve all been there Expand Are you allowed back in to Lidl yet? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 18:38, Monkeys Fist said: Hope all goes well mate. I had a lump taken off my knee a few years ago (2013)which resulted in me posting this on a popular (at the time) social media app ” So, I go to bed extremely early this evening, feeling the onset of Man Flu, at about 7:30. Woken half an hour later by the combination of hearing my son (3 at the time)in the bathroom doing a superb rendition of The Exorcist vomit scene, and my stomach letting me know that I'm seconds away from recreating Willy Wonka's chocolate waterfall. I dash to bathroom, where I am barred from entry by my wife , holding our son over the pan as he pukes for England. Minutes pass, sweat breaks out on my forehead. My A-hole is doing a better job than King Canute, but I'm now formulating emergency plans ( the bath). Luckily son dries up, I move in… and realise that I will have to sit sideways on the Thunderbox as my knee ( recently operated on), will not bend sufficiently to allow me to sit normally. This also means I have to cup the Man Apples to avoid crushing them twixt thigh and newly narrow bog seat. So there I am, sideways on, leg stuck out straight, holding my knackers as the world falls out of my bottom. “ Hope this brightens your day Expand Aye but did you wipe sitting after? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47048 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 18:53, ewerk said: Aye but did you wipe sitting after? Expand No. I’m not a savage, ffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 17:45, spongebob toonpants said: And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter Expand All the best SpongeBob nopants 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4893 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 18:55, Monkeys Fist said: No. I’m not a savage, ffs. Expand I’m assuming you pissed all over the floor? Shitting without pissing is blasphemous 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38637 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 17:45, spongebob toonpants said: And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter Expand Hope it doesn't turn out serious, SpongeBob. 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47048 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 19:23, strawb said: I’m assuming you pissed all over the floor? Shitting without pissing is blasphemous Expand Nah, just slung it in the sink whilst nature took its course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4618 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 hours later I’ve ended up with antibiotics, painkillers and instructions to rest Knees are a bit of a mess but nothing too bad for a geriatric who spent years playing Sunday League football, falling off motorbikes and falling downstairs drunk Hospital a bit bemused they didn’t just prescribe antibiotics on the spot as they’d had to get rid of the infection anyway, but still a relief they didnt immediately reach for the scalpel No alcohol til I’m finished the drug course, which has taken the wind out of my Easter plans 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47048 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 20:56, spongebob toonpants said: No alcohol til I’m finished the drug course, which has taken the wind out of my Easter plans Expand Just nick a wheelchair, get on the lash from now until Monday, then start the antibiotics. Happy Easter 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Get well soon 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4893 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 20:53, Monkeys Fist said: Nah, just slung it in the sink whilst nature took its course. Expand This sounds like a lie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3103 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 21:39, strawb said: This sounds like a lie Expand Jealously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3103 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Big dick energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13185 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 20:53, Monkeys Fist said: Nah, just slung it in the sink whilst nature took its course. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13185 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 03/04/2023 at 11:00, RobinRobin said: May as well be given fucking Chrome seems to freeze on EVERY FUCKING PAGE - DUDE! 🙂 Expand Just updated Chrome again and seems much better 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Yep looks like Chrome is fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 18:40, Monkeys Fist said: Are you allowed back in to Lidl yet? Expand With supervision 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13185 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 07/04/2023 at 07:49, Alex said: With supervision Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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