Dr Gloom 20174 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 i wonder if strawb is sniffing gak off a stripper's arse yet btw 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30817 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 23 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i don't really know the lads in question that well, but they apparently managed to get away a bonus lad's weekend away every year under this pretence They clearly just said that to appear to be such ‘lads’. Because if their lasses were letting them go on stags for weddings they weren’t invited to then they’d have let them let them go away with their mates anyway, surely? Or, more likely, the lasses knew exactly what they were up to and let them think otherwise. I’d have cut all ties with them just for using that phrase 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20174 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Alex said: They clearly just said that to appear to be such ‘lads’. Because if their lasses were letting them go on stags for weddings they weren’t invited to then they’d have let them let them go away with their mates anyway, surely? Or, more likely, the lasses knew exactly what they were up to and let them think otherwise. I’d have cut all ties with them just for using that phrase it could be that the wives knew about it - i don't know. i've been invited to stag dos before where i've not gone to the weddings - if it was abroad, or i couldn't make the date because of a diary clash, or if it was a small family-only affair, so they could have spun an additional lie into the mix. i dunno. one lad i know quite well did go on one of these fake stag dos so i've no reason to think it was a bullshit Edited May 10 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35626 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: i wonder if strawb is sniffing gak off a stripper's arse yet btw Fucking poetry, that, Gloomy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9515 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: it could be that the wives knew about it - i don't know. i've been invited to stag dos before where i've not gone to the weddings - if it was abroad, or i couldn't make the date because of a diary clash, or if it was a small family-only affair, so they could have spun an additional lie into the mix. i dunno. one lad i know quite well did go on one of these fake stag dos so i've no reason to think it was a bullshit More likely the wives are out on the pull. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6097 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 On 09/05/2024 at 20:30, Kid Dynamite said: Of course Wyki went to court against someone that "close passed" him #TeamVine I can see why he pled guilty @wykikitoon 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3728 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 15 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: i wonder if strawb is sniffing gak off a stripper's arse yet btw I’m awake and having a turd atm. We took it easy yesterday so we don’t ruin the food today. Found a decent boozer off Leith walk that was open till 1. All very civilised so far for all the doubters. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35626 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 No one permanently paralysed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20174 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Strawb around 5am tomorrow morning 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3728 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: No one permanently paralysed? I was going to make a joke about breaking your lasses back, but I shan’t 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17121 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: I can see why he pled guilty @wykikitoon You're assuming it was a he....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18061 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: You're assuming it was a he....... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 2 hours ago, Renton said: Fyp 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35626 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 This is radge. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7075 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Pacemaker involved, shouldn't count (Harrumph) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30817 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 57 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Pacemaker involved, shouldn't count (Harrumph) I think they had one when Roger Bannister ran the first sub-four minute mile, mate. It’s not like she benefitting from something illegal or that hasn’t been common practice for decades. It’s not like she’s getting a tow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: This is radge. “ Holy Goodnight” ” Is she havin’ a laugh?” Top commentary from @ewerk there, to be sure x2, so it is. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26853 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Fair enough, we all sound the same, me ol’ China. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 305 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 🤠 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9515 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fyp Of course you did. Never doubted you. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17121 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 13 hours ago, Gemmill said: This is radge. That's well dope man 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30817 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 43 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: That's well dope man It’s some fly shit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 8 hours ago, Alex said: It’s some fly shit Bitch be flakin’ an perpetratin’. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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