Alex 38260 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 On 13/06/2024 at 20:04, trophyshy said: Clousy Phobes ffs. What’s next? Nukey Hols? Expand Fucky cuns 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 On 14/06/2024 at 10:45, wykikitoon said: Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 So the poor fucker has come into work the last two days despite being fucked with the cold and you’re trying to get him the sack? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 On 14/06/2024 at 10:52, ewerk said: So the poor fucker has come into work the last two days despite being fucked with the cold and you’re trying to get him the sack? Expand He's on the phone to a client and he just keeps sniffing He seems to have a cold at least once a week and usually the day after he's come in arseholed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7673 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 On 14/06/2024 at 10:51, RobinRobin said: Expand She is a Deliveroo driver now apparently. On 14/06/2024 at 10:45, wykikitoon said: Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? Expand Yes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7673 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 @wykikitoon Does your work do random drug tests? If yes then get one sorted for him, if not then let him know you heard it was being implemented and see his reaction. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 On 14/06/2024 at 11:06, trophyshy said: @wykikitoon Does your work do random drug tests? If yes then get one sorted for him, if not then let him know you heard it was being implemented and see his reaction. Expand No I wish we had a rail dept as they would then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12988 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 On 13/06/2024 at 20:04, trophyshy said: Clousy Phobes ffs. What’s next? Nukey Hols? Expand Nuclear Holly C? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7673 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 Holocaust, fam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted June 14, 2024 Share Posted June 14, 2024 One for you @Renton Great pic this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted June 15, 2024 Share Posted June 15, 2024 On 14/06/2024 at 10:45, wykikitoon said: Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? Expand It you shove enough of that shite up your nose, it’s very possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted June 15, 2024 Share Posted June 15, 2024 (edited) On 14/06/2024 at 15:22, wykikitoon said: One for you @Renton Great pic this. Expand Just next to there, right next to the central station. It’s still quite a complex railway crossing but not quite what it was in its world record breaking heyday: Edited June 15, 2024 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24537 Posted June 15, 2024 Share Posted June 15, 2024 On 14/06/2024 at 10:56, wykikitoon said: He's on the phone to a client and he just keeps sniffing He seems to have a cold at least once a week and usually the day after he's come in arseholed. Expand More likely to be sniffing just after snorting a line than the following day So either it’s a cold. Or he’s going for cheeky bumps in the work bogs 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24537 Posted June 15, 2024 Share Posted June 15, 2024 (edited) Thing is it would be pretty hard for him to hide it if the latter was the case. Edited June 15, 2024 by Dr Gloom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 15, 2024 Share Posted June 15, 2024 Find it quite odd that Alan Bates has accepted a knighthood given the number that the establishment has done on him and his associates. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted June 15, 2024 Share Posted June 15, 2024 (edited) On 14/06/2024 at 15:22, wykikitoon said: One for you @Renton Great pic this. Expand Ahem, excuse me. Edited June 15, 2024 by Renton 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted June 17, 2024 Share Posted June 17, 2024 My wife has had 6 people across two offices call in sick today. Migraine & Food poisoning the two excuses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8222 Posted June 17, 2024 Share Posted June 17, 2024 (edited) On 17/06/2024 at 09:10, wykikitoon said: My wife has had 6 people across two offices call in sick today. Migraine & Food poisoning the two excuses Expand They must have all had one of those E-coli laced Bacon and Chicken wraps from M&S while watching the game.. Edited June 17, 2024 by Holden McGroin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 One for @Monkeys Fist now you're a propa trucker like. Are you gonna go trans..........................continental that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47047 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 On 18/06/2024 at 12:37, wykikitoon said: One for @Monkeys Fist now you're a propa trucker like. Are you gonna go trans..........................continental that is? Expand Probably not, as post-Brexit the paperwork and fuckery is a gargantuan toss. But, if the price was right, never say never. I’d need a little more experience before driving one over there though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 I always see the facilities we offer truckers compared to what its like in Europe and we seem to treat them (you) like second rate citizens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47047 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 On 18/06/2024 at 13:12, wykikitoon said: I always see the facilities we offer truckers compared to what its like in Europe and we seem to treat them (you) like second rate citizens. Expand Tbf, that’s more than a fair few deserve. The Les Routiers cafes in France are absolutely top notch, as are the rest stops on the autoroutes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 On 18/06/2024 at 13:12, wykikitoon said: I always see the facilities we offer truckers compared to what its like in Europe and we seem to treat them (you) like second rate citizens. Expand We give them hookers, and quiet roads to dump bodies, what more could they need? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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