General Random Conversation..

[Craig 7371]

21 hours ago, ewerk said:

"Yeah it's on my phone, and my car was in the vicinity, but it wasn't me..."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg93k0950pt?post=asset%3A069c1f36-60c8-4178-8621-45c3978fd13d#post

[ewerk 34236]

Going for the Shaggy defence.

 

[Monkeys Fist 46448]

4 hours ago, Craig said:

"Yeah it's on my phone, and my car was in the vicinity, but it wasn't me..."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg93k0950pt?post=asset%3A069c1f36-60c8-4178-8621-45c3978fd13d#post

You’d think the daft cunts would’ve gone at night- that video looks like it was midday 

[Renton 24500]

Heading back home. The kids are alright, they were rightly in awe of me.

Transpennine has been great using them so far. This morning in first class got a decent full breakfast, all things considered. Until now. Train dalayed and ended up feeling like Bombay central with the crowds and the heat. Cattle class, seating reservations fucked, and I am sat next to a mackem twat woman I want to kill. She's been talking to her other half incessantly for 45 minutes now, her phone hogging the only charger whilst my battery is almost dead. Her fucking patter is so dull she almost makes Keith sound interesting. This is all shit, but what am thinking is, who the fuck is the cuckold on the other end of this mundane shitness? What man talks to his wife/gf/whatever on the phone for almost an hour so far at this point. She's middle aged and not attractive BTW. Might be a lezzer I guess but dont think so. 

Anyway, need my battery just to pay for shit and display my ticket nowadays. Laters*.

* If there is news tonight of a murder on the TPE, Rayvin did it. 

[Monkeys Fist 46448]

Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? 
 

Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. 
 

If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant. 

[Renton 24500]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? 
 

Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. 
 

If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant. 

 

Fortunately half the train emptied at Leeds and I didnt need to engage her, I am now the master of my own dominion (double seats). And then when I went to charge my phone, there is a Plug AND USB charger, so that's on me, since I have a plug adapter. 

Anyway, she got on at Liverpool I think, train delayed, and still talking to whoever now near York? 2 hour convo? GTF. She needs a special collection in your HGV MF. That's all am saying at this point. 

[Kid Dynamite 7931]

10 hours ago, ewerk said:

PM Dr. Gloom if you want tips on how to embarrassingly act half your age.

Drop words like "Skibbidy Rizla" and "Sigma" into the conversation.

[Toonpack 12135]

On 28/04/2025 at 11:14, Gemmill said:

I've just accepted my role as the parent of a serial killer. 

 

Fist I am your father vibes

[Alex 37793]

Probably no one at the other end of the phone. Witnessed a smoggie doing this once after I clocked his phone wasn’t even turned on despite him talking at length about how it was better when you had the Ridings in Yorkshire as you knew where you were then. Mind, this was straight after a Hawkwind gig so fuck knows what he was on. Later followed by his mate almost getting mowed down by the only car to drive past in about 5 minutes. He was  admonished by phone man who said ‘Davey, man. You know you can’t cross roads’. 

[ewerk 34236]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

 Later followed by his mate almost getting mowed down by the only car to drive past in about 5 minutes. He was  admonished by phone man who said ‘Davey, man. You know you can’t cross roads’.