Craig 7930 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 21 hours ago, ewerk said: "Yeah it's on my phone, and my car was in the vicinity, but it wasn't me..." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg93k0950pt?post=asset%3A069c1f36-60c8-4178-8621-45c3978fd13d#post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34858 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Going for the Shaggy defence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47043 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 4 hours ago, Craig said: "Yeah it's on my phone, and my car was in the vicinity, but it wasn't me..." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg93k0950pt?post=asset%3A069c1f36-60c8-4178-8621-45c3978fd13d#post You’d think the daft cunts would’ve gone at night- that video looks like it was midday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24855 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Heading back home. The kids are alright, they were rightly in awe of me. Transpennine has been great using them so far. This morning in first class got a decent full breakfast, all things considered. Until now. Train dalayed and ended up feeling like Bombay central with the crowds and the heat. Cattle class, seating reservations fucked, and I am sat next to a mackem twat woman I want to kill. She's been talking to her other half incessantly for 45 minutes now, her phone hogging the only charger whilst my battery is almost dead. Her fucking patter is so dull she almost makes Keith sound interesting. This is all shit, but what am thinking is, who the fuck is the cuckold on the other end of this mundane shitness? What man talks to his wife/gf/whatever on the phone for almost an hour so far at this point. She's middle aged and not attractive BTW. Might be a lezzer I guess but dont think so. Anyway, need my battery just to pay for shit and display my ticket nowadays. Laters*. * If there is news tonight of a murder on the TPE, Rayvin did it. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47043 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24855 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant. Fortunately half the train emptied at Leeds and I didnt need to engage her, I am now the master of my own dominion (double seats). And then when I went to charge my phone, there is a Plug AND USB charger, so that's on me, since I have a plug adapter. Anyway, she got on at Liverpool I think, train delayed, and still talking to whoever now near York? 2 hour convo? GTF. She needs a special collection in your HGV MF. That's all am saying at this point. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8077 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 10 hours ago, ewerk said: PM Dr. Gloom if you want tips on how to embarrassingly act half your age. Drop words like "Skibbidy Rizla" and "Sigma" into the conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 On 28/04/2025 at 11:14, Gemmill said: I've just accepted my role as the parent of a serial killer. Fist I am your father vibes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38257 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Probably no one at the other end of the phone. Witnessed a smoggie doing this once after I clocked his phone wasn’t even turned on despite him talking at length about how it was better when you had the Ridings in Yorkshire as you knew where you were then. Mind, this was straight after a Hawkwind gig so fuck knows what he was on. Later followed by his mate almost getting mowed down by the only car to drive past in about 5 minutes. He was admonished by phone man who said ‘Davey, man. You know you can’t cross roads’. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34858 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 1 hour ago, Alex said: Later followed by his mate almost getting mowed down by the only car to drive past in about 5 minutes. He was admonished by phone man who said ‘Davey, man. You know you can’t cross roads’. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13182 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 7 hours ago, Alex said: He was admonished by phone man who said ‘Davey, man. You know you can’t cross roads’. Did he phone him to admonish him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24534 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 On 30/04/2025 at 08:43, ewerk said: PM Dr. Gloom if you want tips on how to embarrassingly act half your age. age is but a number. you old git 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12982 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: age is but a number. you old git Aye, but it’s a big fuck off number for most of you lot. I feel like the orderly from happy Gilmore most days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13182 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 14 hours ago, Dazzler said: Aye, but it’s a big fuck off number for most of you lot. I feel like Happy most days. FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6653 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 I do occasionally wonder what the average age in here must be 48? ish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 It’s like a working man’s club. Now and again some of the young’uns who are barred elsewhere come in, but mainly it’s the same ageing old farts. What will you do @Rayvinwhen it’s just an echo…. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6653 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: It’s like a working man’s club. Now and again some of the young’uns who are barred elsewhere come in, but mainly it’s the same ageing old farts. What will you do @Rayvinwhen it’s just an echo…. I have actually occasionally thought about this, since this place seems to be a lifetime commitment. I think it'd be very sad, but I'd be grateful for the shared experience over the years. Besides, I'm sure I'd not be long on anyone's heels, almost 40 myself now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24855 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 40! Young whipper snapper. Honestly, you'd be regarded as old in my previous workplace. I was literally in the top 5% by age at 54. The only person older than me in the Newcastle team was made redundant and I got the unenviable title of office grand dad. Not as bad in my new place but am still relatively ancient. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 13 minutes ago, Rayvin said: I have actually occasionally thought about this, since this place seems to be a lifetime commitment. I think it'd be very sad, but I'd be grateful for the shared experience over the years. Besides, I'm sure I'd not be long on anyone's heels, almost 40 myself now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34858 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 24 minutes ago, Rayvin said: I do occasionally wonder what the average age in here must be 48? ish? Ten years ago maybe. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38257 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 As the Earth orbits the Sun at a greater speed than the Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft travel, it means that there is a period each year, when their distance from the Earth is actually decreasing. Even though the annual mean distance from us increases all the time. There’s a similar thing happens with the average age on here every time Quiff signs up 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47043 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Renton said: 40! Young whipper snapper. Honestly, you'd be regarded as old in my previous workplace. I was literally in the top 5% by age at 54. The only person older than me in the Newcastle team was made redundant and I got the unenviable title of office grand dad. Not as bad in my new place but am still relatively ancient. I thought at 56 I’d be in the upper age bracket at Damage. No chance, I’m virtually a teenager! You would not believe some of the creaky old fuckers driving these behemoths around. There’s one toothless owld Scotch lad who is the absolute double of Ramses II 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6653 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 3 hours ago, Alex said: As the Earth orbits the Sun at a greater speed than the Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft travel, it means that there is a period each year, when their distance from the Earth is actually decreasing. Even though the annual mean distance from us increases all the time. There’s a similar thing happens with the average age on here every time Quiff signs up We have now established between the mods that Quiff has been signing up and being banned from TT for about 17 years I am actually staggered by that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16941 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 His tragicness is old enough to drive. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5738 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 10 hours ago, Rayvin said: I have actually occasionally thought about this, since this place seems to be a lifetime commitment. I think it'd be very sad, but I'd be grateful for the shared experience over the years. Besides, I'm sure I'd not be long on anyone's heels, almost 40 myself now. It says a lot that I'm one of our least old posters, I'll be running the place for skeletons in a few years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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