Christmas Tree 5599 Posted Saturday at 13:25 Share Posted Saturday at 13:25 55 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12444 Posted Saturday at 20:06 Share Posted Saturday at 20:06 6 hours ago, Renton said: Best I could do. Hi, I'm orca Gemmill, I'm cruising around the mouth of the Coquet studying the xS of this area and Coquet Island. What is xS you ask, it stands for expected seals. It's very scientific and based upon studies of thousands of seal hunts, based upon my analysis I will be soon sated beyond belief. I'll explain fully on my podcast, speaking of which the rest of my pod have fucked off a bit further north to cruise the Farne Islands, which they say is teeming with seals, based upon the evidence of their eyes (fucking idiots). 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13162 Posted Sunday at 01:21 Share Posted Sunday at 01:21 11 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: No way you're a big cock! 🍄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53685 Posted Monday at 13:10 Share Posted Monday at 13:10 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/19/couple-successfully-sue-council-over-schools-footballs-landing-in-garden-of-2m-home These cunts. One every other day ffs. If the kid next door to me is playing football, I might get the ball coming over 5 times in an afternoon. You just chuck it back when you see it. But not if you're a rich cunt. Then you have to try and actually stop kids from being able to play football so that it doesn't stop you swimming in your pool or having your annual summer party. Fuck these people. Fair play to the judge. Here's a grand and a comment that will upset you a lot more. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38574 Posted Monday at 13:15 Share Posted Monday at 13:15 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/19/couple-successfully-sue-council-over-schools-footballs-landing-in-garden-of-2m-home These cunts. One every other day ffs. If the kid next door to me is playing football, I might get the ball coming over 5 times in an afternoon. You just chuck it back when you see it. But not if you're a rich cunt. Then you have to try and actually stop kids from being able to play football so that it doesn't stop you swimming in your pool or having your annual summer party. Fuck these people. Fair play to the judge. Here's a grand and a comment that will upset you a lot more. Cunts. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53685 Posted Monday at 13:20 Share Posted Monday at 13:20 (edited) The judge went to visit their house and there were 20 balls in their bushes. Chuck them back, you pair of pricks. You're millionaires, build a big net fence to stop them coming over. Edited Monday at 14:11 by Gemmill 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38232 Posted Monday at 13:59 Share Posted Monday at 13:59 That and they bought a house next to a fucking school. The stupid stuck up arrogant cunts. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38574 Posted Monday at 14:12 Share Posted Monday at 14:12 Should've made them pay the court costs and ordered them to do 200 hours community service reffing the five-a-sides. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7939 Posted Monday at 14:50 Share Posted Monday at 14:50 Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. Fuck me, what a pile of shit, get some perspective you upper-class pricks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53685 Posted Monday at 14:55 Share Posted Monday at 14:55 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Craig said: Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. Did you look for a pool that's full of footballs? Edited Monday at 14:57 by Gemmill 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7939 Posted Monday at 15:00 Share Posted Monday at 15:00 Right I've found said football pitch and their gaff. The pitch is is the 5-a-side one to the right of the image, their house is that monstrosity to the left - I assume the pool has a cover on it. Basically the road is nearer than the football pitch. Someone needs to go there with a ball cannon and just aim it at the pool FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34801 Posted Monday at 15:00 Share Posted Monday at 15:00 9 minutes ago, Craig said: Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. Don't worry rookie, Detective ewerk is on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34801 Posted Monday at 15:02 Share Posted Monday at 15:02 Beat me to it by seconds! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53685 Posted Monday at 15:03 Share Posted Monday at 15:03 The extra time taken to write that HUBRIS-SOAKED message has cost you DEAR. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7939 Posted Monday at 15:04 Share Posted Monday at 15:04 (edited) I'm just reading an alternative article on it. Get this prick.... "Mr Bakhaty, 77, claimed the school 'deliberately' built the football pitch to 'upset' him and his wife." Yeah that's right, a school spent £36,000 of their precious budget just to piss you off. Also the school initially setup a meeting to discuss the matter with Mr and Mrs Bakhaty but it was said this was 'not a success'. What an absolute pair of cunts! Edited Monday at 15:07 by Craig 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24156 Posted Monday at 21:05 Share Posted Monday at 21:05 Lucy Pinder went there apparently 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8208 Posted Tuesday at 05:31 Share Posted Tuesday at 05:31 (edited) My next door neighbour deliberately waits days/weeks to throw balls back over and also hides a lot of them. And she is working class. She has a young kid as well. She is such a miserable prick. Luckily the kids have about 20 balls so we don’t miss them. I’m going to start hoying dog shit over there one day. Edited Tuesday at 05:32 by Holden McGroin 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11510 Posted Tuesday at 09:41 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:41 On 16/05/2025 at 15:44, Alex said: Similar to I was talking to my <insert football team here> mate is code for browsing another team’s forum How fucking dare you? Maybe if you broadened your horizons you'd have a broader friendship group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7939 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago Off to Premier League Darts at the O2 next Thursday. Never seen them live before but love the darts and going as a group so no doubt going to be an utter drink-fueled car crash of an event. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24814 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago The O2 has a radius in excess of 150m. Depending on where you are sitting you'll barely be able to see the player let alone the dart. Okay, you'll have huge screens but there will be a noticeable time and sound delay..... why not just watch it on TV down the pub? Ahem, sorry, not trying to piss on your chips. Have a great time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7939 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago 29 minutes ago, Renton said: The O2 has a radius in excess of 150m. Depending on where you are sitting you'll barely be able to see the player let alone the dart. Okay, you'll have huge screens but there will be a noticeable time and sound delay..... why not just watch it on TV down the pub? Ahem, sorry, not trying to piss on your chips. Have a great time. Im not expecting to see much and yep, I've been there for gigs so know exactly what to expect. Going more for the atmosphere tbh. 2 days off work so expecting it to be a messy affair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24156 Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago Heard an Elvis song today on a podcast. I decided to google him as I don't know much of him. He's was a nonce. Met his wife when she was 14! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46860 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Heard an Elvis song today on a podcast. I decided to google him as I don't know much of him. He's was a nonce. Met his wife when she was 14! Yeah, but they didn’t do the sex until she was legal! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24156 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago I suppose she caught him in a trap 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12444 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Heard an Elvis song today on a podcast. I decided to google him as I don't know much of him. He's was a nonce. Met his wife when she was 14! Suspicious minded cunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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